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 No.1047273[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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hello dear friends <3 are you looking forward to the new week?

i admit... i am pretty anxious.
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 No.1047837

>>1047833
Good. You need sleep.

 No.1047839

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 No.1047844

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 No.1047003[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Good morning, sleepy ponies and peeps!


What's for breakfast?
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 No.1047727

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>>1047725
*listens*
her voice... reminds me of somsone else.. but whom!
*skims through the song*
hmm, liking it

 No.1047729

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TV dinner.

 No.1047732

Greek yogurt with fruit & granola, English muffin with crunchy peanut butter & jam, blueberry kefir, and a coffee.


 No.1047624[Reply]

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have you even eaten a fruitcake while going through a car wash?

well, here is someone who has

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD97eqsYm08
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 No.1047648

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>>1047636
it's a novelty thing at this point, really

 No.1047650

>>1047648
Oh I'm sure. I just wanted to thread

 No.1047679

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>>1047624
I dont have the attention span to watch 13 minutes

But that looks like a pretty good fruitcake.  I loved Johnny Carson but he was wrong about fruitcake, it can be sofa king good.


 No.1045050[Reply]

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<Me laughing at an incredibly disgusting or disturbingly sexual joke that I came up with but I can never say out loud because all of my friends aren't complete degenerates such as myself.

So I'm generally a super clean-cut goody two-shoes person. I'm super christian in my beliefs. I try to be super gentle and kind with everyone. The last thing I ever want to do is offend anyone. Heck, I've only sworn 8 times in my entire life. 8. I counted them. I think I'm the only person I know that can count them.

But like... with some of the things that I've seen online and IRL, some of the personal issues I've had to deal with, and just the way that my brain works, my sense of humor has become something else entirely.

I have a really messed up sense of humor, and I think that some of the most messed up jokes are often some of the funniest because of how out of nowhere and off the wall they can be. I kinda blame the internet for half of it, but man... I really have to hold back sometimes.

It's like living a secret life inside my own head. It's so weird. And it's the worst when the joke is really funny, and makes me laugh out loud, but I have to avoid telling it because it will not only surprise the heck out of my friends, I might lose some friends because of it. I actually have lost friends in some cases where something slipped out, and those slips weren't even the bad ones.

I feel like I'm just a really messed up perv on the inside but I have to pretend to be a normal functioning human on the outside so that I can have normal relationships.

One day I hope to have a friend with a sense of humor as messed up as mine just so I can tell some of these jokes and have someone else laugh at them instead of looking at me weird. Some of my family has similar humor, so that relieves some of the pressure, but even then, I don't want to risk letting the real freak flag fly.

Anyway, I just needed to get that off my chest. Sorry if anyone who knows me is surprised by this. I'm not as innocent as you think.
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 No.1047649

>>1047618
>without the intention to arouse

Im not so sure the lack of "intent to arouse", if we assume such intent lacking, is mutually exclusive to it having a "pedo nature" when its a story of teenage boys "coming of age all over the place"

Gross af.

 No.1047801

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>>1047649
it's okay, i checked, and the good news is: i can't be bothered to care if you personally think it's gross, i guess?

i legit tried really hard but i can't do it


 No.1047136[Reply]

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I had an idea yesterday that I've gotten myself really into, though I have no idea how I'd actually realize it. But for now I'm just putting it all together in my head and would love to hear what you think of it.

It'd be some sort of tumblr-esque webcomic where the premise is that all the Mane 6 are playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons, and all of them have very different playstyles, all while visiting each other's islands and sharing the fun.

I imagine Twilight terraforming a circuit where she can circle around over and over to maximize the fish and bugs she catches to fill out her museum, while having almost no outdoor furniture save for some of the tiny libraries. Applejack would gather as many crafting supplies and recipes as she can, but not actually make much more than the bare essentials, more willing to make whatever her friends need. Pinkie would be tossing all the fun furniture she can not only in her house and on the island, but giving loads of it to her villagers so their houses wind up just as playful and chaotic as hers. Rarity of course would want everything looking its best, full on terraforming with thematic decor and furniture everywhere. I imagine she'd have a plan for getting the perfect ideal villagers to live on her island, but then some random nut who moved in acts nice to her and gives her something nice, and she realizes she can't ask them to leave. Dash's island would be in the winter because she time travels to do whatever she wants, she might even have more than one save on her island. Lots of weeds, she'll deal with it later. I'm not actually sure about Fluttershy, she could keep fish and bugs in the house but she's gotta do more than that. She might have the most fun just strolling and enjoying the day by day without playing as much of an active role.

I'm eager for opinions and ideas, so please let me know what you think would be fun, even if it probably won't ever truly become real!
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 No.1047511

>>1047508
Are we talking about Simpsons or Animal Crossing. Also, Simpsons Road Rage is fun.

 No.1047515

>>1047511
Have you ever played Simpsons Hit and Run?

 No.1047516

>>1047515
A little bit. It's like GTA, but with Simpsons, right? I've been meaning to find a copy, but my game hunting has been hindered by the end of the world.


 No.1047243[Reply]

Just roasting an awful BBC recipe from a cooking show.

Note that the woman in the video has since been found and questioned.  Rest assured that she was just as disgusted by the recipe and techniques as everyone else.  Gotta make money somehow, though.

Anyway, post bad cooking show recipes.
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 No.1047504

>>1047243
>bbc is big black c...

Ok im a new fan.

 No.1047505

>>1047504
British Broadcasting Corporation, not big black codpiece.

 No.1047512

>>1047357
>>1047364

Val's got it, I think.  For sure people might not think it's funny, but the funny part isn't any racial stereotype he's playing up, it's the thing he's making fun of in the first place.  A pot of sad gloopy rice.

Similar guy here, and he also plays up his race sometimes, but the comedy is still in the shocking recipes and reactions.


 No.1046221[Reply]

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Well we're already more then halfway through the year, and with that in mind I'd like to pose a few questions to you all.

Are there any games that have yet to release for this year that you're excited for?
Is there any game that you could consider a sleeper hit, something that's not very advertised or known about?
What game are you excited for that's not releasing until next year?

I know personally, one game that surprised me is this game called NSR (No Straight Roads), which is a music based platformer adventure game. You play as one of two members of the rock band Bunk Bed Junction, battling against the empire of NSR and it's EDM tyranny. It's also really surprising as...

A) It actually got made into a full game compared to the tech demo that was seen last year
B) It's releasing on multiple consoles and not just PC, as I originally thought
C) It's developed by a Malaysian company

It's releasing on August 20th

Also, the BIGGEST draw for me is the fact that the music is catchy as all hell.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcvA6bIGs0zLd2A8B8bpvYaPKCD1iTD0T
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 No.1047437

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>>1047436
........

I'll take Ms. Snek

 No.1047438

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>>1047437
Poor Dr. Zoidberg can never seem to get patients

 No.1047439

>>1047438
I know, how dare they seek out other doctors?

They're all just so shellfish


 No.1047193[Reply]

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If I had invested in Vista Outdoor (NYSE: VSTO) between May 7 and May 20, I would have doubled my money by now.  And even if I invested on May 29, I still would have seen a 50% gain.

Also, stock-market general thread, I guess.  Any investment decisions you've made recently that you are glad you made or that you regret?
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 No.1047430

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>>1047417
>Some of the stuff I got in to though pretty much tripled.
Congrats!  I don't think I've ever done that well.  Well, except for Bitcoin, which has been quite a roller coaster.  Apparently it's over $10,000 again.

 No.1047431

>>1047430
It'd be more impressive if I actually put a lot in. I think I made only a few hundred back.
Still, not too bad, and it'll cover a few things at some point I'm sure.

 No.1047432

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Hasn't the US central bank been buying up stocks at a ludicrous rate to artificially inflate the price in light of coronavirus? If so, i'd wait. They can't keep doing that forever, so i figure we're probably due for a drop off after the fed stops pouring money on the problem and the illusion shatters.  I imagine when that happens that stock in things that require people to go out will be dirt cheap, and then re-up when we're finally done with all this.


 No.1047176[Reply]

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Merry Christmas my friends! it's the 25th, and the life of christmas cheer is flowing through me with holly jolly intensity!

So come and join the holiday fun!

or if you can't/won't join the stream, then just share some of your favorite christmas stuff!

christmas music! Art! Stories! And whatever makes Christmas special to you <3
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 No.1047220

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>>1047218
merry christmas indeed!

and you as well! and i don't even need to shoot at you with a slingshot <3

>>1047219
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 No.1047221

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>>1047220
hehehe indeed! if I dropped from that height id break anyways! again!

 No.1047229

Same thing I always post.


 No.1046983[Reply]

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What if time travel will be invented and widely distributed to everyone in 2021 and everyone who will have access to it will decide to go back in time to tell themselves to hoard toilet paper at the start of the pandemic?

If you haven't gone off to hoard toilet paper, there's a good chance you won't make it till then after all.
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 No.1047066

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>>1047024
Hey, how's it going?

>>1047046
Now I just need to find a replacement for bleach and the time travelers will have zero power over me!

 No.1047067

>>1047052
Whatever you do, dont just hang yer butt over the shower n use the hose for a perfect easy paper-free shine every time.

I said dont do it.  No stop no

 No.1047090

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i did pretty well in the toilet paper department, so i would use the time travel part to do something more... productive...


 No.1046650[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Sorry i haven't been posting as much. the new job makes it a bit tricky for me to stay up and really enjoy my time. But that won't stop me tonight! no sir and/or/neither ma'am!

so tonight! i wanna try a little chatroulette!

The rules are simple!

roll a single 1d10 die, and whatever it lands on, you must answer/do!
(to roll a 1d10 die, you must write <1d10> then replace the <> with [] )

so let's begin!

1. You have to move out of state (or for non-americans either country or providence or your equivalent of what that is). Where would you move to and why?

2. Any ________ you do, i can do ________-er. I can do _________ better than you!

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 No.1046978

>>1046972
Theres some affordable CA areas too, but we're in the worst Covid hot spot cuz the ag and food workers been gettin screwed bad on safety, so its a petri dish going on here pretty bad in the Valley.

Hope we get more relief money, and hope they make it safe for those guys pretty quick or things wont get better here.  

 No.1046981

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1d10 = 4

 No.1046982

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>>1046650
>4. i don't know what's going on anymore! please, give me a sign!


 No.1046656[Reply]

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Hey everyone. I got into a pretty bad bike accident a couple days ago. I'm not too badly hurt but I do have a broken radius bone on my right arm, it's very slightly fractured and only near the head where it connects with the elbow or whatever. Otherwise I've got some scrapes my arms and hands, one on my face, and I'm pretty sore which makes sense. I'm not currently in too much pain. So that's basically what I've been up to recently. Have y'all been?
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 No.1046975

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>>1046938
I literally just lost control of the bike at 18 miles per hour. didnt hit anyone or anything, except at most maybe a small rock but I dont know.

it just came out of nowhere.

>>1046904
>hugs and kisses <3

Thanks Star

and yeah it sucks but I'll be okay

>>1046965
Thanks LP

I have MediCAL, so in theory it should cost me eithet nothing at all or very little. its just a set back in terms of time and body, not money thankfully.

 No.1046977

>>1046975
Debs Kaiser is sure faster and more convenient especially for specialty clinic appointments but for zero-cost emergency room i swear by MediCAL.  Ive seen some of the $4k sew-up bills mine has paid out.

I dunno what day it happened but day 4 after can be the worst to endure.

 No.1046980

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>>1046977
Yeah I dont know anything about that, I'm just glad I dont have to pay for anything.


 No.1045678[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Hello everypone!

I had my final big, big test two days ago and I PASSED IT! It was the toughest test I ever did and very very stressful... I thought for sure I failed it! But I didn't and am now a fully fledged, completely registered, full nurse! Now I just need to find a job, hehe...

but for now I'm going to relax! I'm kinda all over the place so I may not be able to reply very often (i'm still celebrating!), but I promise  to answer all questions and hang out in here as much as I can! please feel free to AMA!
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 No.1046559

>>1046455
Well we just went through all of our S3 favorites yesterday, so of the most recent ones, basically most stuff written by Darren Morgan - Jose Chungs from Outer Space, War of the Coprophages and Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose. ALl amazing.

For Monster of the Week episodes outside of that, Pusher is really damn good. And my favorite mytholgoy episode ( that is, season plot arc episode) would be 731.

Well if I didn't enjoy the series, I wouldn't still be doing the podcast. So definitely thumbs up. Definitely a standard-setting series.

 No.1046588

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>>1046455
I'm thinking there's a huge market open for nurses nowadays.

I wouldn't be surprised if you can start up somewhere already.

I don't know what travelling nurse implies.
But I know nurses can work with old people, can work in patient wards in hospitals.
You can prefer working at maternity wards or in pediatrics,...
Do you mean the ones where you go to patient houses to follow them up?

 No.1046979

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>>1046455
Traveling nurse is what my mom did later when she was doing ER.

She loved the freedom to move around, had plans to travel far but only made modest but respectable travels.  

What sort of travel assignments are open to you?  Where do you want to roam?

>>1046588
Traveling nurse means takes assignments of limited duration in different geographic locations.  Its pretty good pay, provides a lot of freedom and opportunity.


 No.1046297[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Complex PTSD be all like ...
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 No.1046867

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 No.1046961

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>>1046867
I see it

>>1046861
I dont see it.

Ha.

 No.1046963

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>>1046756
Just in case you don't know, goals should consist of milestones that direct you forward.  Maybe if you aren't getting any traction the problem isn't the goals but the milestones youve set to get there.  Try smaller steps or an easier path to the same place.

Not that i know anything so feel free to ignore.  


 No.1046139[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Hi! I'm new here. Nice to meet everypony!
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 No.1046949

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>>1046947
i don like warm places.... and i don't like cool wild waters ><

nono we have some amazing beaches and many cool places to swim around in.

but im a people shy person and i really dun like swimming in lakes, nor pools.

that´s the spirit! take it from one that´s burning his bridges

 No.1046957

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>>1046949
we should go swimmin somewhere then! it will be a blast <3

and don't burn too many bridges! you'll have to build them up again :PP

>hugs and kajis <3

goodnight groove!

 No.1046958

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>>1046957
i know some great places. just remind me. and have cute swimwear:P

i know...

*hugs and nuzzles*
nattans, sweet dreams


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