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 No.1092469[Reply]

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Happy august!

It's Jerry Garcia Weeks, so drop a tab, play the colourful music, and mate with your sex partner for the week!


(All while slipping in wholesome instructions on how to behave in Family Settings)
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>>1092507
English de facto, not legally*

*In pertinence to the websites standing assertions from staff

>>1092510
>*Gives you a CVS-long receipt*
Thankyou for your purchase.

 No.1092517

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Fuck that, listen to the Topcat's opening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fvhLrBrPQI

 No.1092575

>>1092517
Looks nice and something mi might watch c:

But suggesting a cartoon in a music thread feels apples-and-orangey 🍎 🍊


 No.1091986[Reply]

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"""
Laszlo Polgar studied intelligence in university, and decided he had discovered the basic principles behind raising any child to be a genius. He wrote a book called Bring Up Genius and recruited an interested woman to marry him so they could test his philosophy by raising children together. ...

... when he trained his three daughters in chess, they became the 1st, 2nd, and 6th best female chess players in the world, gaining honors like “youngest grandmaster ever” and “greatest female chess player of all time”. Also they spoke seven languages, including Esperanto.
"""
https://slatestarcodex.com/2017/05/30/hungarian-education-iii-mastering-the-core-teachings-of-the-budapestians/
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 No.1092488

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>>1092487
Do you have any recommendations for a good chess book for beginners?

 No.1092493

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>>1092488  At this point, I really don't, since I think there are better alternatives nowadays.  I would strongly recommend Ben Finegold's lectures on YouTube though.  The absolute basics are covered in the U1000 classes, but for people who know the basics, the U1400 would probably be most useful.

 No.1092494

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Seems weird to me that the definition of genius is playing a board game and a dead language.


 No.1092213[Reply]

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A while back out there, the general attitude was to kick the everloving snot out of people for insulting your progenitors.

Nowadays we live in the meme culture of making fun of Boomers and Karens. Going from lighthearted jokes to full on caustic tirades.

It makes me wonder, is it still cool to have an affectionate and respectful bond with your parent?

Do you still have some fondness towards them?
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 No.1092466

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*sigh*

I love my mysterious creepy dad, and I love my mom, and I love my extended family.

But if I say thinks like "IDGF if you're my husband/dad/sister/whatever, I'll still cut your throat open if I need to."

...then ya have to wonder for a second, "what's love got to do with it?"

 No.1092471

My elders are not what i think of when someone throws a fit about boomers.
I'd take people like them over 90% of all people below 23 any time.

 No.1092484

The parents in question are individual people. "Boomers" are a group whose randomly selected members will relatively often conspicously exhibit certain negative traits, but which no particular individual has to also share (they aren't guaranteed to share anything other than age, really - that one's a given by definition, and not even a neative trait in the first place). The ones that DO share them are the meme targets (extra deserving as it comes after their own longass campaign of hostile dunking on millenials). And Karens, well, that's not even a generational thing but rather another group, this time a self-selected one for being a very particular brand of egotistical, pushy, self-centered and annoying. If one of your parents is a Karen you have my sympathies, but it's not the default.

Also, "a while back out there, the general attitude was to kick the everloving snot out of people for insulting your progenitors"? Sure, but I've never seen such an attitude in regards to someone insulting their GENERATION? "Those damn kids!" vs "step aside with your moldy nonsense, it is our time now" has been a thing forever.

Bottom line... I don't follow and have no idea where you were going with this.


 No.1092354[Reply]

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So today was interesting. The most part was actually really productive and stuff, and the only thing i needed to leave for was to teach a tai chi class and practice some kung fu with my kung fu brothers and sifu.

So i get to the place, and i start teaching my tai chi class and it's going pretty well for the most part.

Then some teenager, like 15-16 years old just runs into the room! He's gasping for breath and saying, "Please help me, he's threatening to burn me with a blowtorch" and i don't know what's going on, but i see this kid across the street on a bicycle looking at us.

I just sort of shrug and usher him to the backroom, I was still teaching a class, and i just wanted him to catch his breath and let him take a moment. I continue the class, perioidically looking up to see if that guy was still there, but he left like a couple minutes after the kid ran in.

When i checked on him, I saw that he was on his phone, trying to call his mom and dad, and he was speaking to somebody. So I continue class.

He comes in, and asks if he can use my phone, because he wasn't getting any reception. Part of me was a little hesitant because, well he was talking to somebody earlier, and i don't know if he was put up on a dare or something to steal something or whatever, but i was almost done with class, so i told him that if he was willing to wait till the end of my class, then I would let him use my phone so i can watch him. I had no reason to not trust him, but at the same time i know teens get put up to shit. However, I also know Phones can be shitty too, especially since i live in the mountains, reception can really be wonky

Fortunately, a kung fu brother of mine showed up, so i caught him up with the situation. And if he was willing to let him use his phone to call somebody to pick him up. I never got the time to really stop and hear his story, mainly cause my hands were full.

So the class ended, my sifu showed up, and i asked my friend if they took care of it. He said that they couldn't reach the dad, so they called the police to pick him up, given his recent event.
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 No.1092408

>>1092407
Eh, maybe if I did enough shit to deserve it

 No.1092409

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alrighty folks, i'm very tired and it's nearly 2am for me

goodnight y'all, and may you have a pleasent whatever time it is for you

>>1092406
congrats on finally getting your second coco roco shot! sorry you have to deal with side effects, but you are doing yourself and the world a favor! i had no side effects myself, so i got lucky :PP

>hugs and kajsi <3

goodnight esh!

>>1092407
that's the optimal way to deal with this pandemic stuff! you keep on gliding over the plague!

>hugs and kajis <3
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>>1092409
I didn't have any on the first shot, and if these ARE side effects and not just me being warm and sleep deprived, they're very very minor. Still, I haven't been under the weather at all for a good long while now, so this is a bit annoying.

Sleep well.


 No.1092237[Reply]

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are you eating enough vegetables? make sure you eat enough vegetables, okay?
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 No.1092262

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>>1092259
I like fermented cabbage!

 No.1092263

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since my diet is nothing but coffee,white bread slices.... im not eating enough
vegetables

 No.1092320

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Roasted squash and a nice mixed green salad with shaved beets, peppers, and carrots with a ramp vin was my lunch.


 No.1092000[Reply]

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Hey, I'm wondering if we could have a revised LGBT centric thread to discuss related topics?

For me, I'm looking over plans for August and there's an event an LGBT centric dance club that I'd like to go to, although I'm nervous since I'm shy to the point of being socially anxious among other things. It'd be my first time at any dance club, though I know that the nearby gayborhood has many events generally (but not as much in coronavirus times, I suppose). I likely will go, however, especially if I might be seeing fursuiters dance in person.

So, to start things off, anybody go clubbing ever? If so, what happened? If not, why not?
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 No.1092177

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>>1092176
i'm glad you had a good time there, it sounds like it was a genuinely meaningful thing, and i'm proud of you ^^

>hugs and kajis <3

i'm not in the best spirits, but i'm hanging in there

 No.1092223

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I went to a place called Club Feathers in New Jersey. It was a lot of fun. I danced my butt off, and at some point someone brought me a crate to dance on. I had my ass grabbed and/or slapped by a bunch of people and for some reason it didn't bother me. After I got tired I went to enjoy a drink and I met a couple of trans girls who were super chill. We chatted for a while and then the music stopped. It was time for a drag show. I wasn't into it but everyone else seemed to love it. I exchanged numbers with the girls, politely declined a bunch of guys that wanted to flirt with me, and went home. It was a good time.

You don't have to dance if you feel shy. Just be there and enjoy the atmosphere from the corner if you want to. Oh but definitely wear a shirt you love. Not only will it boost confidence, but if it's a reference to something it can be a great ice breaker for the other person.

 No.1092236

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>>1092073
I messaged my long-distance girlfriend in the Midwest that I wish we cuddled to sleep every night, and she said right back that she feels the same... damn distance...

>>1092177
Yeah, it seems like a positive Monday evening for me was kind of a blip, what with a depressive-ish and really sick feeling Saturday, Sunday, rest of Monday, and Tuesday for me lately, blargh...

Hope that we both have some good luck soon!

>*cuddles you back*

>>1092223
Oh, I think I'll wear a pink shorts and black plus pink shirt combination that I particularly adore, with a band logo that I love... I think that will boost confidence...


 No.1091969[Reply]

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I'm finally moving out of my small town! FINALLY! AAAAHHH!

Also, probably won't be able to post in this thread much until later this evening because I'm leaving in less than an hour.
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>>1092164
I'd like some peaches.

 No.1092217

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>>1092005
Thank you! One of my uncles is going to sit down with me in the near future, and help me plan some financial stuff, so that I can start saving to get my own house. I'm so tired of just renting, and I feel like it's a huge waste of money. I might get a studio apartment though, just so I can have my own place while I save up.

>>1092006
Thank you! :coco1: I'm so excited Inanis! Like, ah! I can barely contain it!

But! I am. Gotta not get too ahead of myself :coco2:

>>1092083
I suppose they won't :pinkie9: but that's alright :rara6:

 No.1092230

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>>1092217
Ey! that sounds like great plan!


 No.1091170[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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It's way too hot. It's not fun.
I'm sitting at home avoiding the sun.
the AC is blowing, it keeps me sane
Boy I wish this heat would wane
So ice down the coffee, keep in the shade
And hope I still have some icecream I made
Let's get together in someplace cool.
And talk about anything and everything that rules.

I don't know why I make this rhyme. But I guess I'm losing it.
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 No.1092630

>>1092629
Er< 26,25 dollars, typo. Bu you get my point.

 No.1092631

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>>1092629
>>1092630
Wow, it's just making it almost impossible to buy any goods outside the EU. It honestly sounds like a horrible idea just to get more money and can't end well.

Unfortunately my work day is done so I"m going to go show and loosen up. I'll talk to you later Eshie

 No.1092632

>>1092631
Seeyas. Feel (even) better


 No.1090617[Reply]

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It has been revealed that your former-beloved video game company has been caught sistematically keeping an unpleasant workplace conditions for their female employers:

>Constant sexual harassment
>Lower wages in comparison to male co-workers
>Less chances of promotion
>Systematic racism

It has been supposedly reported that during a job holiday meeting/travel a male supervisor kept sexual objects inside his car.

An the suicide of a female worker (who was in a relationship with a co-worker) after being harassed/bullied during a holiday company travel during which, it seems they were passing around pictures of her genitals.

You can check an article here: https://charlieintel.com/activision-blizzard-sued-by-california-over-frat-boy-work-culture/116759/

Full law-suit document here (pic-related): https://aboutblaw.com/YJw
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 No.1091948

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>>1091945
Strikes and boycotts only go so far.

The solution is unionization but that is for the quarantine board to discuss.

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>>1091948
How can a union go further than a strike?

 No.1091989

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>>1091987
Because it will end, and the status quo will return.

Workers have to form a means by which they have the power of collective bargaining.

Until workers have the means to fight against hierarchal abuse, then one strike or a boycott that lasts at most six months will not solve the systemic issues.


 No.1091921[Reply]

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Welcome to zebra Airlines
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 No.1091952

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Hey!  Its our site mascot!

 No.1091963

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>>1091952
It totally is!
Your input mostly too

 No.1091981

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 No.1091260[Reply]

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i am sorry for not being around lately as much as i like to <3

i have had, much struggles. how are you though? have you had anything to eat?
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 No.1091713

>>1091672
God hath a special place in a beating passionate heart for you!

 No.1091954

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>>1091260
>>1091672
Evil edgy lurker here.

I don't know much about you Moony. I don't know if I can trust ya as far as I can thrown ya, but I will say this: DON'T FEEL BAD OVER NOT APPEARING ON THE SITE ALL THE TIME. I myself am the "head" if you will of a community and have been in a similar state often from as far flung to family members passing away to being part of the /mlp/ and TPA led efforts to save all the unlisted pony videos before YT nukes'em all. Yeah. I understand feeling guilty about it, but stuff happens and you need to center yourself sometimes after stuff.

 No.1091960

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>>1091954
...what a very kind thing to say... thank you, evil, edgy lurker

i am grateful for your kind words. i do not think you are very evil at all!


 No.1091483[Reply]


I don't normally pay too much attention to the Olympics, but i was just made aware there is a dancing horse competition. I know it's called something fancier but now it's made me want to pay a little more attention, if only for the competitions that i would have never imagined would be Olympic level.

What about all of you? Do any of you watch the Olympics or just check out the highlights once it's over like i usually do?
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 No.1091946

>this video contains content from NBC Sports and Olympic CMS

You know, this is why nobody watches the Olympics or football anymore.

 No.1091947

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>>1091946
It would be sad if it wasn't so funny.

 No.1091949

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>>1091947
Oh. Hi. I haven't seen you in a while. Can you add me back on Discord? I haven't heard from you in weeks and Wheat said you lost access to your old account


 No.1091344[Reply]

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We will chat in this thread. We will chat like we usually do. So hop in to chat with me as your host.

However, the special condition today will be that I will try my hardest to keep any conversation going on for as long as possible.
Furthermore, each (non-shitpost) post done by people will force me to do something productive. So for every response I get, I will also force myself to do other stuff.
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 No.1091935

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Samurai training soon

 No.1091937

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>>1091722
I'll supervise with General Lotus, our general Samurai Mantis

 No.1091939

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>>1091937
"Bet, I'm finna be a warrior!"


 No.1091649[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Hey everyone! I hope you have been lovely my friends! It's been a long long time since i've done one of these babies!

Have you ever dreamed of answering a finite number of questions randomly selected by chance? Well look no further!

Roll a 1d10 and answer or do whatever that number says!

(to roll a 1d10 you must type <1d10> but replace the <> with [] )

so let's start rolling!

1. Alright! We just started a new /pony/ DnD campaign! Now you gotta make a new character! Who's your character? What's their race? Class? any perks or quirks? What's your alignment?

2. Congratulations! you get to create a new conspiracy group! What is the group and what do they believe in?

3. Post the last SFW pic you saved!
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 No.1091862

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>>1091861
*gives pillow, plush,blankets and tucks chu in*

ALWAYS ask the owners first!
ah sounds like being in the lovely country side! <3

nattans <3

 No.1091863

Roll! 1d10 = 4

 No.1091864

>>1091863
Disney is re-implementing masks for everyone - guests and cast - regardless of vaccination status. Starting today.


 No.1091329[Reply]

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Welcome to the Ed Bois Store!

We have vegan bagels with soy cream cheese:
>100¥
Or
>1$

Vegan pancakes with Maple Syrup

>200¥
Or
>1$

And vegan Sugar Cookies
>300¥
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 No.1091844

ビーガン

 No.1091845


お金のための食べ物。

 No.1091846

איך פארקויף עסן פאר געלט.

אני מוכר אוכל בכסף.


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