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You know, I never noticed this before but...

Jimmy, you idiot... You're taking that picture from the wrong angle.
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Freddy Photoman?


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Not quite.


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Alfred Eisenstaedt

I think the names of the sailor and the girl are not known to history though.


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Pig year!
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A rare shiny Dulstar!


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Gong she fa chai

 No.911781[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Roll a D 10. Take your number and match it with another poster. You now both must take each other on a date. Describe the type of place and what you would do on said date.

If more than two people get the same number, enjoy! The more the merrier!

Keep it light, no extreme lude-ness you pervy posters :rara1:
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I don't know what happened but you guys have fun


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Where we gon' go and what we gon' d---

>Dat spoiler


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Time to return to the thread and see ...


Well, shoot!  Looks my earlier date with Boat is now off.

Instead I'm dating the #4s ... which means as of now I'm dating ... no one?

Wait ...

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality!

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Do you pay attention to AOC / DOP / PDO when looking for things like wine and cheese?  I once bought a cheap generic """parmesan""" cheese and it was so awful-tasting I threw it away after one bite.  Now I buy only genuine Parmigiano Reggiano DOP aged at least 24 months.


I only buy the DOP Parmesan too.


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I'm sitting here making geeky slides over various cartoon characters and their shape make-up as well as collages of Spider-Man costumes and art styles, and I'm getting paid to do so which means I can call it "work" and I ma loving it.

What YOU guys all up to today?
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Wargroove is a new Advance Wars sorta game.  Pretty fun, a bit frustrating at times.

And yeah, it might not be worth it, there's a significant chance of injury depending on how bad stuff is.  It was already bad yesterday and the snow hadn't stopped yet.



Wow, back when Phineas' voice was still a bit on the weirder side.


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Happy Chinese New Year!
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Yer welcum

haha see what i did there that joke has never been made before

Please, I gots NO style.
And I probably couldn't teach anything more substantial than these basics. But at least it's something, and if it can get some kids started thinking in different areas, that'll be great.


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it's a wonderful place fo sho!

>hugs and kajis <3

goodnight starshine <3!

i hope to see you again soon!

nighty night!

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and i behold that your style is beauty!

i certainly think you are excellent!
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Good night!


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What could be better than two Chinese New Year threads? Why THREE Chinese New Year threads, of course!
I am SO well-versed into Chinese culture... Like... They have affordable products and fancy factories with tons of employees!


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And now there are four!  Happy Year of the Pig!


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I said there were three so that the pic would look nice.


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Parents leave the house and immediately my speakers are on, the bass is up, and the house booming with music.

That's how we do.
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Oh, i thought I replied to you already, but i must have replied on the wrong thread.  Here is one:


hey jade <3

>hugs and kisses <3


I just found it there, thanks!

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Which posters here would you date, based on their personality? (You may assume that their physical body belongs to a sexual category which corresponds to your preference--e.g. if you are a gay man, they are also a "gay man" by default).

Please answer anonymously.
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>Well, maybe a couple too many cupsizes but still.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind.


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Oh, the obfuscation is much too thorough to enable identification.  It is for us anonomi to rise and fall forever from a sea of nothing leaving but a vapor of transient character strings.  Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, NULL to NULL.


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There is only one poster here who would use the word NULL outside of a code sample.

Unless your obfuscation is specifically by adding false positive identifiers, I do in fact know who you are and find you very attractive, which you know.

Except for a specific political opinion which we will leave aside, as to this thread.


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I always get nervous about entering threads longer than 100 posts, so this thread is staying below triple digits. If we go above that we gotta make a new thread.
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Yeah, I get that.  I don't want to but into a thread, but I'm realistically not going to read more than a handful of posts.

It's sorta a systemic problem due to a linear posting format.


You're quite thorough, hm?


pffft I've made threads that were way shorter than this one, it fails to measure up.


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How do I bullshit an undergrad research proposal project? I am an IST student cause my parents made me go to college and I have zero passion or ambitions for anything. I'd bullshit the whole thing, but I hit a wall when trying to think of a topic as I have zero particular interests that I have any conceit of researching in my life. Pls hlep.
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I want to do less things, not more. I'm always exhausted, massively incompetent compared to all my peers, and only kept alive because my parents buy into the delusion that I might become employable in the white-collar world, because teachers gave me As in primary school to shut me up from being a violent jerk, and cause they think I'm cute and want me around.

I want it to end. I hate it. I'm too weak to live and people keep pushing and manipulating me into jumping through babby hoops that most people could easily handle, but just happen to be excruciating and near-impossible for me. The world would be better off without people like me.

I've been trying to convince people for years that I'm way out of my depth and not nearly as intelligent as they conceive me to be and they refuse to buy it because they have alzheimer's and can't remember a couple words that I can, as if that actually fucking translates into meaningful cognitive ability. I wouldn't survive a night outside the doors, I'm unemployable for life, and all my intrinsic motivation gets smashed when I have to abandon the occasional interest I pick up because my limited intelligence forces me to devote my entire mental capacity to the next school assignment when it pops up.


You don't need to be intelligent to dig a ditch or lay conduit! Like, fuck other people's expectations for you. If you are weak, or not very intelligent, that's great. I'm weak, I'm just smart enough to know I'm not that smart. I spent an entire lifetime doing what other people expected of me, and it made me miserable.

It's easier said than done, I know, but my best recommendation is to take ownership of your life back and do whatever gets you by. Honestly, even working at some crap service job isn't so bad, working up to being a manager an just living for yourself is better than whatever you are doing now.


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Leave school or find a different major.

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Good evening, guys.
Sorry for the personal blogging.

I'd like to talk about something personal which happened to me this month and I would like to read your thoughts/advices.

Basically I had a some months of romance with this girl I met, everything seemed fine but it did not end well.

The first days were very bad. I feel way better but I haven't forgotten all what happened and kinda miss her.

... So /pony/ how do I move on?

>pica sin relación.
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>War gut. Ein bisschen anders als sonst (mit Erbsen), aber trotzdem.


Ja, das ist eigentlich verschiedene.

>Hm wir haben viele verschiedene Sorten Würste. Manche mag ich, andere nicht.

Welche Sorten Würste isst Du gern?

Gibt es Knoblauchwürsten in Österreich? Sie sind gewohn hier.


Ja klar, Knoblauchwürste gibt's, kann ich aber nicht beurteilen, die hab ich noch nicht so oft gegessen. Esst ihr sie kalt, gekocht oder gegrillt?
Ich mag generell harte trockene wie z.B. Salami, aber auch Bratwurst, Blutwurst, Presswurst in Essig, Weißwurst, sonst auch die neutrale Sacherwurst/Frankfurter.


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> Esst ihr sie kalt, gekocht oder gegrillt?

Gegrillt, meistens.
Wir auch essen "Chorizos", das ist der Name für gegrillt Würste hier (ob sie aus Fleisch gemacht sind)

>Salami, aber auch Bratwurst, Blutwurst, Presswurst in Essig, Weißwurst, sonst auch die neutrale Sacherwurst/Frankfurter.

Selbstverständlich kenne Ich die Salami und die Weißwurst (Ich habe das nicht gegessen).

Die Blutwurst, ihr Name ist klar genug.

Unglücklicherweise viele Sorten Würste sind unbekannt für mich.

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be quiet ...

the bird's asleep
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gotta get those scritches in to get her sleepy again


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Birds are important content.


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You're not allowed to post here.
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Oh yeah? Did you call dibs?
Nope. You didn't.


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So I have a roommate... her name is Trixie. She is a very kind, nice, and considerate pony. *happy trotting noises*

Or, um... well - sort of. *nervously clops hoofs together*

You see. *pauses and looks around shyly and then whispers* I was sleeping tonight and she came in to go to sleep and woke me up like she always does (I kind of expect it.) *looks warmly down at the floor and slightly to the right, gently shuffling a hoof*

What? *surprised* You think that is bad? No - it's fine. I don't mind, really. I mean, I have been wanting to try to get back to a regular sleep schedule lately - and almsot did! *excited hoof noises*, *sober hoof noises* but as long as I eventually get all of my sleep within a 24-hour period, that's good enough, right? *shocked* It doesn't work that way? Oh, well... *shyly shuffles right hoof*

How does it happen, you ask? Usually, she just pops open the door with her hoof and very considerately, only moderately-softly proclaims, "The Great and Powerful Trixie has entered the room!" This usually wakes me up, but I know she is doing it out of kindness. Then she trots over to the bed, hops in, and pulls out her cell phone. As I begin to drift back to sleep, she starts giggling loudly at funny magic tricks she's thinking about adding to her routine. It doesn't bother me, though. I mean, who can help laughing at a funny joke, right? Pinkie Pie makes funny jokes all the time. *nervously clops hooves together*

At least that's what she did tonight. So just as I was drifting off to sleep, she giggled, jolting me out of my sleep again. I tried listening to music on my ponyphone to drown out the noise, but then that just woke me up more, and her giggling continued anyway. So I got out of the closet - *looks at you, surprised* Oh - Why am I sleeping in a closet? Well, I like it. *shyly smiles, glancing up at you* Anyhoof, I get out of the closet and trot by the big bed she is laying in, coming out into the living room.

Having only gotten 2 1/2 hours of sleep, I felt pretty tired and unable to do anything, so I just put my face in my hooves at my desk and relaxed. Oh, and I guess Trixie was a little high on Zecora's magic plants, too, because she was singing and talking and giggling loudly after I left. So it's a good thing I did leave when I did - otherwise, Trixie might not have had so much fun! *yawns*

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Mod said >>910019 suggstive is OK as long as it's not outright explicit.

Dunno why you think I'd do it in a back alley when none of the like is suggested. I'm more classier than that.

Besides I think Fluttershy forgot this thread.


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Hey, there's nothing wrong with back alleys.
Sometimes, you gotta make do with what's available.


That was my post, for some reason Ponyville.us forgot me.

I'm more classier and more of a backseat of camero or friends wedding kinda guy.

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