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 No.1198144[Reply]

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...daily reminder that ponies are not for sexual. Don't sexual your spirit guides. And looking at pony anthro (or even humanized ponies) for any reason is a sin. Pray for forgiveness from Princess Celestia if you do.
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 No.1198376

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>>1198356
fillies are just fillies, you see. they are whatever you make them out to be

>>1198359
she's probably too fast

>>1198366
years fourteen is a long thyme -- but in terms of the sun and moon, very briefhyme. a lock of hair burnt on the full moon with prayers to the one so woon should fix you up right quick

 No.1198406

>>1198376
Fillies aren't for sexual, but fillies are a result of sexual.

 No.1198407

>>1198406
If the goal for a species is multiplying, and fillies are the result of sexual, then it stands to reason that ponies are indeed, at least partly, for sexual after all!


 No.1198303[Reply]

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People trying to say alicorns are a 4th pony race as if they aren't just two (yes TWO) stuck together.
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 No.1198328

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>>1198327
Right, I'm pointing out that most earth ponies AREN'T farmers, because that's what we actually see in the show, and yet you simply imagine that this isn't the case for seemingly no reason.

You know what would really help with this conundrum? If any alicorn were shown to have some earth affinity.

 No.1198329

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>>1198328
My reason is we've only seen a few major places in all of Equestria, never every acre of it. We've only seen a few farms in Equestria and these farms are managed by Earth Ponies.
If you think it's still not enough farms to affirm on average farms in Equestria owned by earth ponies, then sure. But it is still all we have to go off by.

But at the same time, I think I do see where you're getting at on account of seeing earth ponies around Ponyville, Canterlot and Manehatten, in which case we see lots of types of background ponies, and we don't know for sure what their occupations are as regular ponies.

I still lean towards most earth ponies are agricultural for my two reasons:
1. The show often visit farms and all of them occupied by Earth Ponies. I'm not saying these are all the farms in Equestria, but earth ponies being reoccurring for these farms tell me it's somewhat of a norm in Equestria.
2. That nature, natural order or whatever you call it is messed up in Equestria, and that the whole reason why ponies come in types of three is because they were made/evolved/spawned to maintain the natural order themselves. Earth ponies for the earth, pegasi for the skies, unicorns for the rest of it. When ponies began to civilize into tribes, it was a caste system to maintain and provide for one another. When Equestria was founded and progressed over time, ponies had more freedom and opportunity for careers outside "what they were made for", but Equestria is still reliant on the caste system because nature is still messed up without them.

But given the both of us only have so much to go on, for a cartoon about ponies, it is a bit of a conundrum.

Some have associated strength with earth ponies as well. I'm sort of... uncertain about that myself. Bulk Biceps clearly physically strong for a male pegasus, but is he stronger than Big Mac? And just as I said that not every earth pony pursuit agricultural or earthy-interests in their lives, some may choose academic or lifestyles without heavy lifting or so, so some earth ponies maybe physically weaker than other earth ponies. But if an earth pony and a unicorn have the same diet and lifestyle, would the earth pony still be stronger than the unicorn? I dunno.

But, Princess Celestia is a tall-pony, I can't recall her feats of strength though.
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 No.1198335

earthpony = druid
pegasus = archer
unicorn = mage


 No.1198249[Reply]

In this thread we post things Zoomers will never understand
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 No.1198265

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>>1198264

I have said it before but the internet from around 2004 to about 2009 or maybe 2010 at a push felt more.. Real? Honest? Like, it was just a bunch of people having fun. Countless different sites, forums, places to just post stupid shit and have fun.

Nowadays the internet just feels so bland, boring, regulated and.. Sterile I guess. Hard to describe but I think you get what I mean. Nevermind that it often feels so censored and restricted. Sure back in the early to mid 2000s it was a bit of a wild west but that's a part of what made it all feel fun. It had an edge.

I mean I'm speaking as someone in my mid 30s but like, I do remember those days well and maybe it was just as we were all much younger and more naive and optimistic then but it really did feel like a better place

 No.1198282

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>>1198265
agree. everything has been taken over by corporate interests, it seems -- never thought that would happen like it has. it's as though the real world moved onto the internet and there's nowhere left for internet people to go -- except, idunno, virtual reality? yet facebook already owns one of the big VR platforms.... and im not sure who owns the other ones or if they would be a suitable alternative to the internet

 No.1198299

>>1198294
...the good old days when just embodying a stereotype and being yourself to a catchy song would give you millions of views


 No.1198187[Reply]

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I always wanted my own brother
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>>1198200
soon we did everything together.

 No.1198224

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>>1198208
he taught me how to hunt for kites

 No.1198228

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>>1198224
i watched him grow into a stallion


 No.1197975[Reply]

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Most commercially fried chicken contains toxic aldehydes such as malondialdehyde and 4-hydroxynonenal.  The amounts present in fried foods are measurable, but whether they reach harmful levels in normal dietary intake is still debated.
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 No.1198199

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>>1198197
Nope!  As a counterexample, o3 convinced me that the key studies of seed oil making mice fat are unlikely to translate to humans because the relevant biochemical mechanism (see attached image) is different in mice than in men.  This caused me to downgrade my avoidance of seed oil from "strict avoidance" to "avoid when reasonably practical to do so at low cost", leaving only deep-fried food in the "strict avoidance" category.

 No.1198221

>>1198199
>seed oils
Something tells me you have weird ideas about beef tallow

 No.1198226

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>>1198221
Tallow is of my favorite fats/oils, along with ghee, olive oil, and avocado oil.  I wish McDonald's would bring back tallow fries, like some restaurants have done.  Back in the day, even donuts were fried in tallow!  I want to taste one, but I haven't found any shops that sell tallow donuts.


 No.1198091[Reply]

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Do you like muffins?  What are your favorite flavor(s)?
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 No.1198108

A muffin story, mostly written by Claude, edited by me:

The dawn broke crispy and golden over the Breakfast Plains, where the noble Muffin Army stood in formation, their blueberry-studded armor gleaming in the morning light. General Bran, a weathered whole-wheat veteran, surveyed his troops with grim satisfaction. Today would be the day they finally faced the Cupcake Horde — those garish, frosting-covered abominations that had terrorized innocent breakfast tables for far too long.
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The cupcakes emerged from the shadows of the Dessert Mountains, led by the infamous Red Velvet Duchess, whose cream cheese frosting crown dripped with decadent excess. These were no ordinary treats — they were the sugary spawn of Satan himself, corrupted by artificial colors and pumped full of preservatives that defied nature.
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The battle was fierce and crumbly. Cupcakes launched volleys of candy shrapnel while muffins returned fire with chunks of hard chocolate and nuts. The tide turned when Lieutenant Lemon Poppy Seed discovered the cupcakes' fatal weakness: without their paper wrappers, they crumbled into chaos. The muffins, sturdy and wrapper-optional, pressed their advantage. As the sun reached its peak, the last of the cupcakes were reduced to a sticky mess of melted frosting and crumbs.

 No.1198129

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I do, I'm eating blueberry muffins right now. They're probably my favorite.

 No.1198162

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>>1198129
Yummy blueberry muffins! 🫐


 No.1198007[Reply]

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I hope everyone has enjoyed the last last weekend of August

Have you had fun?

Wait what do you mean there's still another August weekend to come
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 No.1198035

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>>1198007
we stan Birdetta! She spits eggs so us eggs can grow legs!

as for august? if we could roll back to june again, that would be greaaaaaaaaaat

 No.1198052

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>tfw your body doesn't produce eggs

 No.1198062

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>eggs


 No.1198029[Reply]

Yes
Ponychan mentioned!
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 No.1198049

>>1198047
didn't know the mane attraction had a guest star (who was the guest star in the other episodes?) ---- perhaps has to do with the writer getting more inspired to do the episode - very interesting although sounds of silence could have been better

 No.1198051

>>1198049
Weird Al, Lena Hall, Patton Oswalt, Felicia Day AND William Shatner, and Rachel Bloom.

It makes me wonder if they personally helped revise episodes (something I'm convinced DeLancie did) or if the team just actually tried harder when writing for a guest star.

 No.1198058

>>1198051
im guessing they did help revise the episodes since they were in them -- it wouldn't have been difficult since episodes were normally produced through remote interactions, i believe. the writers probably worked better as well, but if the guest star didn't want something to happen related to their appearance and if it wasn't critical to the story, it would have probably been removed -- there are probably interviews/pony panels online somewhere where a similar question was asked


 No.1197919[Reply]

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A date with you? Are you serious?

 No.1197921

No

 No.1197923

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>>1197921
"Nonny, I really like you.. I just you were a little nicer."

Don't act like you weren't just up in my DMs anon.

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 No.1197882[Reply]

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Congratulations! You've been hired by the SCP Foundation.

But what department do you want to work for?

 No.1197884

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>>1197883

>ethics committee

"Ok Foundation members I know that a giant squid demon from another dimension is threatening to break into our reality unless we feed it babies but.. Have we tried not doing that?"

 No.1197885

I mean I already like doing research about monsters and creatures, so I suppose the intelligence department for me.

 No.1197910

>>1197885

The irony of the SCP Foundation having an intelligence department given all the fuck ups they make is not lost on me


 No.1197907[Reply]

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Do you think they'll pull an explanation of a hog only having the reduced lifespan of a dog?


 No.1197705[Reply]

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i luv ponies
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 No.1197878

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>>1197864
True, she does have other options. Such as the professional modelling career that Rarity really wanted, or winning the most teacher of the months awards at Twilight's school.

Still, when it comes to dealing with ferocious monsters of the Everfree Forest, Fluttershy does have a track record of facing monsters without fear, such as helping a manticore with a thorn in its paw or being petrified by a cockatrice and walking away from it.
Hell, she even was entrusted to pacify the lord of chaos himself.

Can Rarity do any of that?

 No.1197893

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>>1197878
Yes, she would just use different methods!

 No.1197897

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>>1197878
Season 4 onward, she was kind of a Mary Sue, wasn't she?


 No.1197890[Reply]

nyponyelse tired of digital environments?

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 No.1197800[Reply]

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Is there such a thing as being too fluffy?

 No.1197859

Apparently there is


 No.1197852[Reply]

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For those who have yet to see the FALLOUT tv show season 2 trailer that launched the other day (You know it's set in New Vegas right?) here's some fun parts

>Mr House
>Dinky the T rex
>Feral Ghoulified Kings
>Despite being 15 years since New Vegas Ceasers Legion still exists and they kidnap Lucy at some point
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 No.1197854

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>>1197853

Fallout season one was pretty good as other than references here and there it was mostly its own thing due to it being in a brand new location.

I do somewhat worry about the New Vegas setting for 2 but you know, can always just pretend its not canon if I don't like it

 No.1197857

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I wonder if they can actually get Elvis music now that it's Amazon backing them

 No.1197858

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>people complaining about lore change while watching Netflix

Fuuuuufufufufu~


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