Had a weird dream this morning. Will Smith had somewhere to be, somewhere kinda mysterious for reasons unknown, so he calls over a cab driver friend of his, but like the cab driver isn't all that friendly about it because every time he drives Will Smith somewhere his cab gets damaged. But he does it again anyway, because Will Smith is so supportive and friendly that the cab driver walks away feeling better even though his cab got damaged. They set out, there's a chase scene (with the police?), and his car gets completely totaled, basically, and they kinda roll to their final destination on what's left of the frame and tires before the tires fall off, too. Will Smith thanks the guy and there's sort of a screen fade.
Now they're in a parking garage examining other people's cars because Smith has promised to get the cab driver (Mohindr?) a new car, and as usual the cab driver is reluctant but goes along with it. Smith is opening them and kinda judging how much trash is in there, he finds a good one but the owner walks up and drives it away. Then they have a sorta deeper conversation about how Mohindr is really glad Smith is doing all this for him and in the process Mohindr seems to pick up on something and kinda looks up at Smith (who's still examining cars) and says "You're a nebula." At which point perspective shifts to Smith's, where we can hear Mohindr's voice even though he isn't speaking, because Will Smith -is- a nebula, which in the context of this otherwise contextless dream means he's some kind of empathic mind reader. But you'd only know what a nebula is if you're not from Earth, and when Smith stands up from his car inspection and looks over at Mohindr (which is what we're seeing through now) Mohindr is clearly some kind of alien even though he looks like a normal cab driver all up until now.
Jump away from Smithvision. Smith nods, says yeah, smirks, and then kinda molds his face a bit to reveal his true species. "I know how hard things can be down here, I just wanted to make you feel more comfortable. Now come with me so we can get you a cab." Then there's like a rapid zoom out to the Earth and after a few seconds rapidly zooms in to a scene with Mohindr's new cab, Smith gets in it again with a sort of "the usual" vibe, and it zooms in on a dash ornament of a four armed man meditating that Mohindr had in the old cab but it used to be old and beat up and now Post too long. Click here to view the full text.