>>1193848plushies do seem to like to be hugged <3, especially before going to bed
>>1193852Of course not. But if I were, I would know exactly how to do it -- minus the charisma ...and the lack of moral and ethical consideration needed in order to comfortably isolate and exploit my members ...so, I probably wouldn't do a very good job even if I were. I am flattered you think I would be able to do, though.
Now, if I were to make a pony religion, however, I might start with some basic answers such as...
1. pony watching, pony cons, pony raves, canon pony episodes, pony plushies
2. celestia, luna, mane 6, a few other ponies
3. social media, pony video games, pony cons
4. (need to work on this one)
5. the problem is not being friends with everypony
6. why is there disharmony even though we have a princess of friendship? (need to work on this one -- maybe something to do with the tree of harmony and/or everfree forest?)
7. by making some friends
8. to become an alicorn pony princess