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How do you deal with the mess of a horrible pile of years of family infighting that ends with you being the perfect batch of poison that no one wants?
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One time my mother-in-law asked me if I would have ever punched my dad and I said "You bet your ass I punched that fucker in the god damned face"

Which is a true story well it wasn't his face, more like his shoulder and it was pretty cathartic for me.

but I guess it might be too late for you to do something like that?

I dunno, I'm trying right now to not dwell in the past anymore and part of that involves getting this new laptop and going to a public library to teach myself some new skills on it that will make this current chapter of my life contrast so greatly from prior chapters of my life that everything in the past starts to feel like a distant memory belonging to someone other than me.



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I hope that plan comes together!

Make sure to put this disk in your box for our first night, it's perfect!

Srsly tho man you're really great.  Don't be so down on my fleur, he's a great person.


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Do you ever bake muffins?
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You raise birds for food?  I knew someone whose family raised chickens.  They got eggs every day or so, and slaughtered a chicken a few times a month.


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Not a lot of meat on parakeets.

We did chickens when i was a kid, ate so many eggs i hated them for decades and we ate most of the roosters.  Now the fresh milk we traded some of the eggs for, omigosh that was such good milk...


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Yes, blueberry if I can.

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so i make my own!! hello pony friends!! <3
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sounds like good plan! enjoy the nom noms!


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>>842136  thank you!  have a great morning


will try. and thank you!


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I like beer.  Do you like beer?

And if you do like beer, what are you favorite types of beer?  Do you like pilsners?  Dunkels?  IPAs?  Hefeweizen?  Stouts/porters?  Gose?
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50 years old.

Thank you.


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Yeah, it's unfortunate that lots of people abuse alcohol. Drinking a beer or two in moderation is fine, but playing drinking games like Devil's Triangle to the point of blacking out isn't such a good idea.


>>842096  sorry to hear that, but I can understand your position


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Hello ponies, my old friends!

i've come to you to share again

we are now gleaming!

our show is now Streaming!

and so join

our lovely show again!

and tell a friend!

as we talk about the Sound of Silence...

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What a buncha Ponish.


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Kirin Celestia is awesome!

me no habla ponish!


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Moony, i think we have a solution in this episode to all of Ponyville's problems!

It begins with a Stream of Silence...


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Presented without context.
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NOO, not the glorious dancing lock!


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Yes, yes that one!  

Shhh its a secret.


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Friendship is important, but I think many ponies are confused about how to make friends safely.  I know I am.  But that can all change with a protocol.  In this thread you can make friends using a protocol.

Below the three dashes (---) are the things you are suppose to say.  I don’t want anypony to have to worry about being a bad pony, so you should just copy these (each line represents a separate post.  I could detail how the exchange ought work, but I think most can follow.  If not, it is no large issue.  I think it would still be safe out of order.).  I’m pretty sure these things are safe.  If they are not, let me know in another thread so I can fix them.  Replace <poster> with the full name of the pony you’re talking to.  I’ll leave it up to you whether you include the tripcode.  They can be hard to copy on a mobile device, I know.

You have to be friends with everypony in the thread.  I can’t think of any reason to not be inclusive that wouldn’t maybe make you a bad pony.  And no one wants to be a bad pony.  You need not talk to everypony as that would scale post count gammaponentially with population, but you will all be friends.  I’ll try to remember all of you so maybe we can do more safe friendly things later if this goes well.


Hello, <poster>.

How are you, <poster>?

I am well.  Thank you for asking.

We should be friends, <poster>.
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Have a nice day, a lost pony !piNKiEPie..

OK.  It is great we are friends now, ⛵☎!XSAILBoatg.


>>842041 Have a nice day, Flower.  :dash1:


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I will try!

You too!


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any kind of music?

woke up today with this stuck in my head



which transitions into this song


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Good morning, my little ponies! I'm very pleased to announce the results of our PACTA vote. I think you will find the results to be very consistent with your expectations!

Charts will be provided as well, but for now, here is the vote tally.

I. The Rules Board
PASSED - 95%y to 5%n

II. Hoofbook
PASSED - 100% yay

III. SFW Switch
PASSED - 75%y - 25%n

IV. Penalty Policy Revisions
PASSED - 95%y - 5%n
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Woohoo last in.

Nopony post, big mac in a tutu should be forever the last post itt.

Thx Moonsy!!  Pony hugs to all.


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Continuing discussion link! Thank you all for your input, and for discussing with me.

i am hoping that we have reached a good resolution, for all posters here.

Please keep your eyes out for the incoming advertising rule change and for the NSFW switch, which i hope will be the second piece of this puzzle, and allow for our users, all of our users, to feel safe and at home.


Moved to >>>/arch/2728.


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>Far rope munches britain fantastic
What did he mean by this?                                                                                                                                                                  


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i... i dunno.


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He's making a wish! Checking it twice!

i am at Comic Con!
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Have fun, Moony!


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>>841202 nice!


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So I'm back from my holiday in the UK where I visited London and Wales. Although I was fairly busy exploring the sights, I've been looking at the internet enough for Princess Bowsette to become my new bad-girl waifu.
So, ask me anything about the trip or anything else.
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So, anything you want to ask me? Any news you want to catch me up on?


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How is London these days? Last time I was there was 1997.

What parts of London did you see?


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It's a well-built city  that's modern but not too modern with great public transport. I visited Paddington, Camden Town, Piccadilly, Westminster, and Baker Street.

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it's october or sum shit, get spoopy

But also tell us how you're doing

Previous HAY: http://ponyville.us/pony/res/836779+50.html
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Sort out some more software stuff. Still oh-so-much-more to do, and other computer stuff, but tomorrow is another day with more time to do some sort of a chunk of all that.
I should get eats because I am absolutely ravenous for omnoms, and then clean up bed enough so that it's sleep-worthy, and then can fall unconscious.

So, unfortunately, a lot less fun and exhilarating than my pre-sleep plans ought to be. I will also need to figure out if I have a shower before any of the sleep things.



Alright, time get editing and finish this vi---

>ALL sound on my laptop has stopped working
>Without even having had it turned off

Oh it's gonna be one of these days


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Do you remember any of your dreams when you wake up?                                                                                 
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I've remembered some that became story ideas.


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I'd prefer not to.


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Yea, and they're usually very...adventurous. Not sure how else to say that.

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