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Chain 09/12/25 (Fri) 16:20:43 No.1199133 [Reply]

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PSA from Claude: Sneaking up behind a horse and slapping its butt is extremely dangerous. Horses can kick with tremendous force (up to 2,000 pounds per square inch) and this could easily result in serious injury or death.

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Chain 09/13/25 (Sat) 19:16:10 No.1199192

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>>1199145

Anonymous 09/17/25 (Wed) 19:51:15 No.1199378

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Positively Pinkie 09/21/25 (Sun) 07:33:35 No.1199578

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Honestly, unless you're experienced with horses, you better steer clear of their pastures.

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 09/10/25 (Wed) 15:27:25 No.1199012 [Reply]

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>Kanto megas look goofy
>Kalos megas look cool

what do Gamefreak mean by this?

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Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 09/12/25 (Fri) 21:01:15 No.1199147

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>Mega Raichu was confirmed at the Nintendo Direct
>Gorochu is real at last

I mean we also got Mega Chesnaught, Mega Delphox and Mega Greninja but I mean

PseudoFox 09/13/25 (Sat) 04:45:21 No.1199162

>>1199012
They look whacky in a great way to me!

I suppose that as an artist making his opinion known I'm agreeing once again with >>1199016 and Esh seems right on the money!

PonyPuristv3.1 09/20/25 (Sat) 19:46:11 No.1199543

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well, i assume he means they look cool because the one on the top-left looks like a literal penis, and the one on the top-right looks like a literal vagina; he probably thinks the ones on the bottom look goofy because we have one that looks like a badly-failed suicide attempt and another that looks like an overprotective neurotic parent

i.e.: gamefreak apparently thinks sex is cool while the latter should be made fun of -- either that or they are being meta and think it's funny that they can make characters like this and nopony seems to notice (or perhaps care). i.e.: see grape commercial which everypony should have seen by now

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 09/18/25 (Thu) 19:36:47 No.1199409 [Reply]

So what's your favorite Grand theft auto game and why?

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Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k 09/20/25 (Sat) 10:44:28 No.1199504

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>>1199502
Of course I can say no, I always did. Then they were annoyed. I totally pissed off my girlfriend or whoever she was. Totally lost respect.

EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 09/20/25 (Sat) 10:52:27 No.1199507

>>1199504
>>1199504
>I totally pissed off my girlfriend or whoever she was
Okay out of context that's just a hilarious sentence

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 09/20/25 (Sat) 16:19:48 No.1199528

>>1199507

I mean if it was the first girlfriend that you unlock via missions well.. Ok, games been out 17 years so I can spoil it

Michelle. You get to date her early on as you get introduced to her during a mission. You take her out and she never gets drunk,avoids questions about herself and keeps asking you about crime and if you or your friends and family are involved. Oh, and everything in her apartment is brand new.

... Turns out she is CIA/IAA and was spying on Niko all along

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 09/19/25 (Fri) 19:34:25 No.1199443 [Reply]

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Would you sleep with a clanker?

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PonyPuristv3.1 09/20/25 (Sat) 14:22:34 No.1199523

>>1199505
...now that would be a touch choice

PonyPuristv3.1 09/20/25 (Sat) 14:29:39 No.1199524

>>1199523
*tough

Snake 09/20/25 (Sat) 15:23:34 No.1199526

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The very MOMENT we get artifical wombs, I'm gonna start going at it with a full mating press.

Though I am gonna insist on modding it out 'cause humans are gay, and I would much rather a cute synthwife.

Anonymous 09/15/25 (Mon) 22:15:21 No.1199292 [Reply]

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How hard is it to get a job?

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EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 09/19/25 (Fri) 17:19:02 No.1199441

>>1199437
>>1199437
I don't earn enough to save up for anything. Lately, I reach the red in the lash couple of days on the month more often than I used to, despite no changes in lifestyle.

Also, unless I make more than what I get in welfare, it's literally just subtracted from what I get paid. So I can work as much as I fucking like and get nothing out of it if I don't somehow magically find "enough" work on the regular.

Positively Pinkie 09/20/25 (Sat) 12:57:14 No.1199518

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I don't want to make it political.
But it's why I absolutely despise the current narrative to cut benefits from unemployed people, because they "just get paid to be lazy so they don't want to work".

Take it to a place where people have good access to stable jobs that pay a bit more than the beare minimum and get a road for people to get to those jobs easily.

As long as that is not possible, lay off on scrutinizing the unemployed.

Stop the entire bs on how people can get a job if they really wanted to work.

PonyPuristv3.1 09/20/25 (Sat) 14:19:07 No.1199522

>>1199518

Andrea on a phone thangy 09/14/25 (Sun) 02:49:05 No.1199198 [Reply]

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I'm hitting 44 in a couple of days and god damn do I feel old.

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PonyPuristv3.1 09/17/25 (Wed) 07:17:10 No.1199368

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>>1199315
..but i am still pretty old! happy day after your bday (i think)

Andrea on a phone thangy 09/17/25 (Wed) 07:20:49 No.1199370

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>>1199368

How old?

PonyPuristv3.1 09/17/25 (Wed) 08:16:57 No.1199373

>>1199370
try subtracting 6 or 7 years from your age

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 09/15/25 (Mon) 19:06:32 No.1199290 [Reply]

You know sometimes I remember this match randomly and I think to myself

Man I was lucky to live in to watch what I'm still convinced is the greatest match of sports in history. Name me one baseball, baskeball, eggball whatever final that outdid it I dare you

Andrea on a phone thangy 09/16/25 (Tue) 02:15:20 No.1199304

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Go Sports!

Epic Mount!Hero.tYu2g 09/16/25 (Tue) 10:38:36 No.1199318

>>1199304

NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 09/16/25 (Tue) 19:15:08 No.1199341

Halloween Update Thread PseudoFox 09/13/25 (Sat) 01:02:19 No.1199150 [Reply]

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● Spooky Photo Studio ●

Because sometimes you need a ton of pictures taken.

A skele-ton.

What Halloween related media have you seen out and about in your life? What's happening? What's not happening?

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EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 09/13/25 (Sat) 17:27:22 No.1199191

>>1199190
Did you find it humerus or do you have a bone to pick with the store over it? Or perhaps it just led to some light ribbing?

PseudoFox 09/15/25 (Mon) 23:50:52 No.1199298

>>1199167
Maybe!

>>1199172
When is it, about where you live, that things transition from "not spooky" to "kind of spooky"? Do you have a general idea?

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 09/16/25 (Tue) 00:08:57 No.1199302

>>1199298
They don't, really. We don'thave Halloween in a firm sense. A lot of places will have Halloweeny events, though.

Chain 09/13/25 (Sat) 05:28:04 No.1199166 [Reply]

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import pandas as pd

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Chain 09/13/25 (Sat) 19:24:43 No.1199194

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>>1199193
Here, `pd` is an alias (nickname) for the pandas library. When you write `import pandas as pd`, you're importing the pandas library and giving it the shorter name `pd` so you don't have to type out "pandas" every time you want to use it.

Pandas is a powerful data manipulation and analysis library for Python, commonly used for working with structured data like CSV files, Excel spreadsheets, and databases.

Andrea on a phone thangy 09/13/25 (Sat) 19:33:21 No.1199195

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>>1199194

Ah, C was always my primary language, not familiar with Python or it's libraries. I didn't get the joke

PseudoFox 09/13/25 (Sat) 23:32:25 No.1199196

>>1199166
I wonder if enough time has passed if we can truly figure out if people really do like playing them in video games such as 'Warcraft'.

Chain 09/09/25 (Tue) 23:16:11 No.1198971 [Reply]

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Which three would you pick?

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Chain 09/12/25 (Fri) 16:19:04 No.1199132

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>>1199121
Oh! If it does, my answer changes to include the green cat potion! Nyan~!

Anonymous 09/12/25 (Fri) 16:39:43 No.1199134

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>>1199121
>does that include cat girls?

Does this also include hyenas and foxes since they are more akin to cats ancestry?

Chain 09/12/25 (Fri) 16:55:20 No.1199135

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>>1199134
Hyenas are feliforms (“cat-like carnivorans”), but foxes are caniforms (“dog-like carnivorans”).
So it might include hyenas as a stretch, but not foxes.

The Journey of a Thousand Miles begins with a single step! NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 09/08/25 (Mon) 04:07:15 No.1198816 [Reply]

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Do you have something you dream to achieve or become?

What steps have you taken towards that goal? Have you done something today? last week? last month?

what is something that would help make a big step towards that thing for you? (aside from a lot of money cause i feel that is pretty standard)

What is something small that you can do in this moment that will take you that much further? feel free to share it if you want to ^_^

I'm curious as to what people are trying to bring into their own lives! and may you all have a wonderful day/night <3

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EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 09/09/25 (Tue) 09:25:14 No.1198928

>>1198909
>>1198909
>Impregnate their asses
You either need to retake basic biology or get off certain image boards.

09/09/25 (Tue) 16:46:11 No.1198949

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>>1198924
Well I guess it's not really called tree webbing. That's just what I call it. It's more commonly called tree netting, and it's where you take some rope (a lot of rope) and you build what basically looks like a human made spider web. In a tree. And it looks really cool.
And I'm terrible with embeds so here's a link
https://youtu.be/QdCuhqXUR6c?si=0BrRl6fk4U_TecEX

Anonymous 09/10/25 (Wed) 10:40:08 No.1199004

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>>1198949
That's really cool. I think I've seen people set up similar kinds of things across gaps. Never in real life though. I'd like to hangout in a web like that.

Basic water Chain 09/08/25 (Mon) 03:23:23 No.1198809 [Reply]

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Have you ever noticed that basic water tastes soapy? In fact, very basic water can actually cause mild saponification (soap formation) with the natural oils in your mouth, literally creating soap-like compounds on your tongue.

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Anonymous 09/10/25 (Wed) 01:12:59 No.1198977

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It taste metallic to me.

there was a time I would sneak water from my neighbor watering hose because it tasted like lemonade.

Andrea on a phone thangy 09/10/25 (Wed) 01:26:54 No.1198978

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>thread about water
>Pocari Sweat

Anonymous 09/10/25 (Wed) 08:48:28 No.1198996

I have never had this problem

Moony/Kindness/Hug thread Rainbow~ 06/05/25 (Thu) 16:38:34 No.1192720 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Appreciation for Moony, while posting about acts of compassion and hugging cute ponies, I haven't seen that in a long time here.

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Snake 09/09/25 (Tue) 02:52:15 No.1198917

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>>1198915
Then it probably won't matter much, though I'm somewhat skeptical if a basic account system like that would matter anyways.

>>1198916
Exactly. Obviously not. It's not something I ever claimed, and anyone suggesting otherwise would have to be an idiot among idiots. A real massive brainless moron, if they thought I was ever implying I'm gonna do something like that. I mean, we're talking no life, no sense, the whole nine yards.
Good thing nobody here was implying that, right?

Nonny 09/09/25 (Tue) 08:16:43 No.1198926

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>>1198905
No it can't. You realize how easy it is to break into forums and post? I don't even need an account.

No. You are stuck with me. Either we get along or you're going to have to fight me until this place dies. The choice is yours

That goes to all of you.

Anonymous 09/09/25 (Tue) 16:04:01 No.1198948

>>1198926
Heh, you don't strike me as the type to bypass account systems. In fact, moderator privileges require an account, so why not get through that to acquire the power you'd desire if it's so easy.

The Story Thread - Late Summer Edition Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k 08/19/25 (Tue) 04:03:41 No.1197750 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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We used to write stories together!

You can find them here: http://fndkp.jimdofree.com

Nowadays, we just sit around and talk to each other. Feel free to join.

We also have some 8-bit desktop ponies here: https://github.com/RoosterDragon/Desktop-Ponies/releases/download/v1.69/Desktop.Ponies.v1.69.zip

And more are here:
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1aNQL0zy_pIk-DrX9R7DAWqlNcyaUitjh?usp=sharing

Check out the deviantART community:
http://desktop-pony-team.deviantart.com

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 09/09/25 (Tue) 07:13:59 No.1198925

>>1198922
>>1198922
No amount of arising prevents the inevitable!

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k 09/09/25 (Tue) 15:16:34 No.1198944

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>>1198925
It will rise again, like a phoenix from the ashes!

Epic Mount!Hero.tYu2g 09/09/25 (Tue) 15:36:11 No.1198946

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My recliners had it.
My brother said the mechanism the lever pulled is broke, and it is too much of a hassle to have it repaired. That I'm better off getting a new one.

All AI to Me PonyPuristv3.1 09/07/25 (Sun) 00:18:58 No.1198741 [Reply]

The internet is all AI to me.
https://libraryofbabel.info/

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PonyPuristv3.1 09/07/25 (Sun) 05:28:14 No.1198768

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>>1198766
...the library of the future

PonyPuristv3.1 09/07/25 (Sun) 05:43:16 No.1198769

>>1198767
artificial: not genuine -- so like a machine, a tool ...inanimate and not an animal, either

intelligence: able to think abstractly, such as is required for figuring out a math problem, philosophizing, creating art, or running a scientific experiment (things unique to humans)

artificial intelligence = a tool or inanimate device that solves problems, runs experiments and creates art but that is not an animal or human so has no feelings (as animals do) or ability to show compassion

thus, intelligence is no longer a barrier for creation ...so to say that the internet is all ai would be to say that content on the internet is no longer restricted by the intelligence of the pony posting said content -- so it may be said to be "artificially intelligent"

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 09/07/25 (Sun) 10:31:25 No.1198772

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>>1198767

We are all artificial. We are all machines made by nature. We are all but birds looking at a monitor with no idea what it is but doing the best we can do

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