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Mandatory Ride Training NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 05/10/25 (Sat) 19:22:07 No.1190548

before we can train you on your rides for the upcoming season, we need to make sure you are up to date on all ride operations safety and etiquette.

Please watch this video all the way through, and if you have any questions, make sure to ask your designated supervisor.

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 05/10/25 (Sat) 20:19:33 No.1190551

Soooo what you're saying is DON'T Get high and just crank it up to top speed when the kids ask?

NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 05/10/25 (Sat) 20:29:31 No.1190553

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>>1190551
nope, cause then the HR team will get mad at you and you lose your job!

also a kid may die or some shit, i dunno

though what i will say when asked "make it faster" is "i will make it as fast as i can"

cause all the rides are just one speed anyways :PP

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 05/10/25 (Sat) 20:37:12 No.1190554

>>1190553
Yeah but what if they die in like a REALLY funny Roller Coaster Tycoon esque way tho

Booo, your park is for cowards

NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 05/10/25 (Sat) 20:51:26 No.1190556

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>>1190554
the coaster will go into a crazy cool jump over the canyon, and if you make it to the other side in one piece, a shuttle will be there to pick you up; unless the bridge has been taken out again

it's for all the good little boys/girls/enbies who want gifts from santa, so perhaps you should be on your best behavior :P

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 05/10/25 (Sat) 20:52:10 No.1190557

>>1190556
These are tough times, only the survivors get presents.

NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 05/10/25 (Sat) 21:02:30 No.1190558

>>1190557
"what's my present this year, santa?"

"living"

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 05/10/25 (Sat) 21:04:41 No.1190559

>>1190558
There are no nice or naughty children, just children that will or will not give Santa any more fucking sass

NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 05/10/25 (Sat) 23:05:00 No.1190570

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>>1190559
santa's just makin his job easier each year!

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 05/10/25 (Sat) 23:10:31 No.1190572

>>1190570
Gotta cut down on the present budget somehow

The other solution is to just declare everyone naughty and get it over with