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 No.724987[Reply]

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If you guys haven't been following the mile-a-minute roller coaster that is competitive world records high scores in old arcade games, let me tell you. It gets kick-you-in-the-dick cutthroat. Back in 2009 there was a documentary film released called "The King of Kong" about guy named Steve Weibe trying to get the world's high score at the Donkey Kong arcade game. In that movie Steve was competing with the reigning champion Billy Mitchel.

Well, it turns out the (self-proclaimed) "Gamer of the century" Billy Mitchel is actually the "Big fat fucking cheater of the century." Mitchel recently got caught using an emulator to get his high scores in DK and lying about it. Emulators are not allowed in world record high score competitions, to prevent people from using things like save states or modding the game. Not only this, its clear the recording of Mitchel getting his high score was spliced together from lots of separate recordings, which also isn't allowed. Because of this, Mitchel has had ALL his world records removed from the Twin Galaxies (the overseeing organization for all arcade game world records) and from the Guinness book of world records (who get their data from Twin Galaxies). Mitchel is also banned from ever competing for world records again. Having ALL of his records removed is a big deal in the community, because he held more than just the DK records. He was also was the first person to ever get a "perfect" score in Pac-Man; by eating every dot, fruit, ghost and not losing a single life on every level before 256 where the game crashes giving you the maximum possible points in the game. As well as several other records. Some of his records were probably legitimate, but getting caught cheating once calls all his accomplishments into question. But on the plus side, this means that Steve from "The King of Kong" is now officially the first person ever to get a million points legitimately in DK. In fact it was footage from the movie that helped expose Mitchel's cheating.

Let's celebrate douche bags getting their comeuppance. It happens so rarely these days, even in something as inconsequential as the world high scores we'll take the small victory.
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 No.726573

>>726541
Oh man, this should be good.

 No.726579

>>726541
CONFESS, YOU FUCK.

 No.726590

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>>726541
>>726573

Just give him a second, maybe he'll...

>>726579

...no nevermind, that sounded dumb.


 No.726337[Reply]

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Am I hallucinating disappearing pony porn?
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 No.726480

>>726455
Why do you have all that pony porn?

 No.726540

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>>726480
>Why do people have porn?
Come on, Manley, I think can figure this out.

 No.726572

>>726540
Ahh, ok! He saved it just so he could troll people with it!


 No.724462[Reply]

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Silly little ponies
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 No.726539

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 No.726452[Reply]

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"The Brony Show 299 - Let's watch and react to Discorded Tails: The Alicorn and the pea

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 No.725900[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Anyone else super depressed today?
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 No.726436

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 No.725701[Reply]

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 No.726245

>>726201
>>726201
Limited, yes.  But you claimed that Zuck is a sociopath and *completely incapable* of empathy.

 No.726272

>>726245
Then I correct that statement for the sake of the pedantic.

Based on the information I have, I would make the assertion that Mark Zuckerburg has a limited capacity for empathy.

 No.726359

>>726201

Considering the fact that something like only 5% of criminals could be diagnosed with any mental disorder, I think it's highly doubtful that all criminals have a diminished capacity for empathy.

Hardly takes a special condition to ignore your own empathy for another person. Sometimes all it takes is a little self deception and self justification. How do you think it is soldiers can kill on the battlefield despite their capacity for empathy? They are convinced that they are justified, oftentimes justified by the empathy they feel for those they see themselves as protecting.

So I think maybe concluding that Zuckerberg is a sociopath is not necessarily rationally justified without further evidence.


 No.726077[Reply]

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>Implying marvel movies aren't just fanservice and terrible jokes
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 No.726244

>>726236
The movie does try to cram a lot in, and doens't take a lot of time to explain the plot or explore the villain or his motivations. But it's over-all just a weak story too. It also treats Superman like a completely different character than the ones in the other movies.

 No.726246

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>>726236

God, I still haven't seen Black Panther.  I was going to go this weekend, but nooooo, the dumb blizzard had to shut down the theatres.  Just my luck.

 No.726247

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>>726244
Man, that's about what I feared

>>726246
Of course. Gotta love the sudden April blizzards.


 No.724951[Reply]

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Do you enjoy funposting?
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 No.725726

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>>725698

No friends are making demands of me.

If your presence here gains social capital, mine detracts.

With no equity, this places me in social debt.

While this is not entirely untrue, i was making a joke.

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 No.726112

>>726001
Gayness in your anus, Artee


 No.725999[Reply]

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Good evening, everypony!

I'll be continuing the storyline of Axe Minou in Final Fantasy XIV on Twitch at 20:30 CET, roughly 40 minutes from now. Hop on by if you're interested or just willing to chat!

You can find my livestream at the following link. Hope to see you there!

https://www.twitch.tv/ebontope

 No.726059

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For all those interested, the stream will be starting in a few minutes!


 No.723607[Reply]

The video game Crash Bandicoot is the worst thing ever created by humans.

The video game Crash Bandicoot fills me with a genuine, seething fury that no human being should ever experience.

If the video game Crash Bandicoot were on fire, I would not pee on it to put it out.

If the video game Crash Bandicoot were a person, I would repeatedly slam it's head in a car door.

The video game Crash Bandicoot is a reminder to all of us that a caring God does not exist, for if he did he would not allow the video game Crash Bandicoot to be brought into existence.
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 No.725453

>>725448
Uh... actually yeah. Good job!

 No.725470

>>725453
I saw a video on Absurdist art after Adult Swim put out that "Too Many Cooks" video, and there were people trying to seriously analyze it. One I remember distinctly was from a guy called "Renegade Cut". And I was like "There's no deeper meaning to it. It's just a stupid thing they made. Stop trying to analyze it."

Turns out there's a whole art movement based on that very concept called Absurdism. Essentially humans have a tendency to look for deeper meanings behind things, even if it's just random nonsense. Absurdist art is a commentary on tendency. A work of art with no deeper meaning, but made to look like it does. So people will try and analyze it and make goofuses of themselves in the process.

 No.725958

>>725939
>>725937
>>>/test/


 No.725194[Reply]

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/female-russian-ultras-brawl-snow-12342166#ICID=OffSiteVideo

Looks like Russia is preparing some girl on girl catch wrestling on the aside for the World Cup.
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 No.725348

>>725194

Seriously though, if they're gonna fight like in that clip the English have very little to fear from them.:pinkie11:

 No.725475

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>>725348
If a matrushka tangles her talons in some limey's mane, he'll be downright fucked.

I wonder if Berry's ready to throw down.

 No.725747

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>>725194
>Dat music

You know, combined with the screaming, this could make for an awesome metal song


 No.725687[Reply]

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Hello ponies, mares and gentlecolts alike! welcome to No Hooves Barred!

http://bronytv.net/stream

Come in and enjoy! ask questions! and we're gonna have a yaffing good time!
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 No.725735

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>>725731
>that is awesome!

It is pretty cool.  Granted the science books are kinda hit and miss with quality but if you like literature, some of the stuff is the same quality you'd get if you bought a book through Audible or something.

>twilight would be proud!

Ah, yes.  Well, if she's not one of those sorts that feel audiobooks are somehow improper reading.  I read almost nothing before audiobooks and now I read a lot, so it's good for me, but some feel tradition (and the lack of access it encourages) has more value than convenience.

>find somebody that has a recording studio

I did know someone once, but recording studio + works night shift is an unlikely match.  At least it's lucky I make a lot of money at my job (but not enough to buy a recording studio).  The night shift does cause you to reflect on how much things sit idle.  Split the whole population half-way into day and night shifts and you'd need half the structures...

>you are still doing a grand job!

It's nice that you seem to believe in my project.  I suppose I have reason to believe as anything I make will be better than the nothing that currently exists.  (It's rare to find large holes in media, but [serious] audiobooks for math [or programming] is one such hole.)

 No.725736

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>>725735
well, if there is a will there is a way! i believe that your audiobook for math and programming idea will be wonderful when you start putting it into fruition!

alas, i need to go to bed myself! so goodnight flower!

>hugs and kajis <3

may you have a wonderful night!

 No.725737

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>>725736
Goodnight, RideOnShootingStar.  Sleep well.  :)


 No.725690[Reply]

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 No.725720

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>>725718
Goodnight, sleep tight!

 No.725728

Ohana.

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 No.725035[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>pic related

I just started getting into Hinamatsuri and it's really really REALLY freaking hilarious!

https://streamable.com/hxpom

Of course i'm watching ponies too :PP

and i'm watching Chuunibyo with a friend as well!

and also this new show by Rooster Teeth called Nomad of Nowhere! it has simple animation but it's rather charming <3
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 No.725659

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that looks like osaka in the background! i really liked going to Osaka.

 No.725679

The clock so I'm not late off of break

 No.725715

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>>725659
i think they are in Tokyo in the anime, but i'm not sure!

>hugs and kajis <3

howdy moony <3

>>725679
that's a boring show, but it's a very timely piece!


 No.725205[Reply]

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How do you kill a vegan vampire?

Drive a steak through its heart.                                                                                 
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 No.725563

>>725561
The joke itself or the content? 'cus I still don't quuite get it.

I guess I have to be there.

 No.725569

>>725530
Or do you mean, po-nny?

Doh hoho

 No.725628

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>>725569
>>725569
Im not sure i'd describe any of these as rising to the level of Pony but...just to hear it said i will agree, yas


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