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 No.1202111[Reply]

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i asked chatgpt what the common ancestors of ponies and humans were and ...closest known common ancestor to humans and ponies: ambolestes. while not the common ancestor, it existed 20-40 million years before the split 90-100 million years ago. there are no complete skeletons from the 90-100 million year range

https://novataxa.blogspot.com/2018/06/ambolestes.html

ukhaatherium, 84-72 million years ago, split off from an earlier common ancestor with ambolestes so is kind-of like a somewhat distant cousin of the common ancestor of humans & ponies
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 No.1202123

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>>1202122
...just after the split, 65-70 million years ago, hoof-side

 No.1202124

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65 million years ago, after the split from the common pony and human ancestor, one of the earliest-known primate relatives (in euarchontoglires)

 No.1202127

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>>1202124
this guy is a bit closer to the common ancestor (in boreoeutharians)

(the fossil is incomplete, though, so they had to guess a bit -- head is most accurate)


 No.1201900[Reply]

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I just finished writing the first chapter of a Scratchtavia fic that I've been working on for five years. AMA.
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 No.1202034

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>>1201942
When you said you'd been working on it for 5 years, I kind of assumed that most of that work would have been planning, or at least daydreaming about the plot.

Unless you wrote an absolutely humongous chapter 1??

 No.1202035

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>>1202034
I should probably say "it took me five years" rather than "I spent 5 years on it". I worked on the first chapter on and off. Technically it's a rewrite of something I did in 2012 or so, so I COULD say it took me over a decade, but I reserve that for my Fallout Equestria story I'm working on (and in that case it is more like I've been working on it for 15+ years, with planning and rewrites and notes and whatnot).

The first chapter is actually a lot shorter than I was expecting it to be. It just made more sense to end it where I did rather than drag it out.

So yeah, it just sort of took me a long time to finish the first chapter. You'd be surprised how quickly 5 years flies by.

 No.1202125

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>>1202035
These last 5 years especially. Goodness.

I don't feel like it's been five years. It feels like it has only been like 8 months or something.


 No.1202070[Reply]

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Right after a beer

Hey that bump
is shaped like a deer

DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
an hour!
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 No.1202073

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Sounds like the worst driver!

 No.1202077

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 No.1202080

Certified banger


 No.1201864[Reply]

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Do you ever browse industrial parts at McMaster-Carr, Grainger, etc.?
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 No.1202052

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>>1202051
>>1201985
Have you tried the lasagne? Is it still hot out there? Do you like hot fudge sundaes?

 No.1202069

>>1202051
explains a lot


 No.1201420[Reply]

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Hello /pony/. How goes it?
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 No.1201995

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>>1201693
Busy, tired, stressed.  Haha.  I have been learning Korean, though.  How are you?

 No.1202003

>>1201995
>learning korean
what for if i may ask? also, glad you're doing well. well, well enough i should say.

 No.1202008

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>>1202003
heh
well well well


 No.1201827[Reply]

Let's learn about spider brains.

 No.1201828

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I also go to see a jumping spider scouting around my cupboard today.

It's interesting to watch.

 No.1202016

Spiders, cranberries and bogs!


 No.1201956[Reply]

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Just so you know Half Life 3 is being announced tomorrow
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 No.1202004

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 No.1202010

>>1202004
Oh, I didn't believe a new Half-Life game will be released today.
I just think a new Half-Life game will be released to promote the new Steam Hardware.

If not Half-Life, then something for it.

 No.1202012

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Where is it?


 No.1201885[Reply]

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in this scene from "Positively Pink," a g3 episode, we see that one of the animators drew a g4-style eye. Interestingly, the eye was drawn as one of the pony's reactions to keeping a surprise party secret. the cover was that it was a "beautiful day" and the ponies are agreeing.

y did the animator think that a g4-style eye was more appropriate than a g3-style eye in this instance? could it perhaps have been because he thought that that style of eye was beautiful? in retrospect, was this scene (and the pony on the right's reaction) foreshadowing the coming of g4? wat do u think

 No.1201888

>>1201885
What time travel does to a motherfucker

 No.1201898

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Maybe it's just G3 ponies being super cute.

I can see that


 No.1201830[Reply]

Happy weekend everyone! I hope you're having a good one. How's things?
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 No.1201832

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Today, my town had the day, where they turn on the Christmas Lights. Whenever it's still too early to get into the Christmas Spirit of things, I dunno, though I imagine whenever I go out, I'll be seeing Christmassy things regardless until New Years.

 No.1201833

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I also tried to make Penne all'arrabiata without reading the recipe

>>1201832
Must be a uplifting experience

 No.1201834

I'm having a great one. Just finished say three of a horror film festival. Got a bunch of cool loot today.

Tomorrow,me and my friend are hitting up the local Comic Con to meet Kevin Anderson, who wrote a bunch of X-Files novels. We have a podcast about that show, so we actually got em to give us press access and a chance to speak to him,so that's cool.

Downside is I have a LOT of shit to carry with me onto he train home tomorrow, but them's the breaks.


 No.1201681[Reply]

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My ribcage feels too big, what the fuck? Never experienced gender dysphoria quite like this ...
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 No.1201726

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>>1201714

Yet still just enough to make bra shopping extra annoying for me

 No.1201729

>>1201726
>>1201726
Its not exactly the same Im aware, but as an unusually tall dude I do know the pain of shops just... loving to pretend my body doesnt exist. Most shoe stores look at me like I asked to marry tueir dog when I ask if they have my size.

God forbid you deviate ever so slightly from exactly one mold.

 No.1201756

>>1201714
>>1201691
Oh. Wow that actually makes a lot of sense. Huh. I never though about that. Yeah, I'm a 36C which works out well for shopping but the straps are always really loose at the top. I've had to manually shorten them.

>>1201729
Right? lol. I'm glad Jeans in the mens section are standardized but I still alway had to custom order mine because 29x33 is just not a size anyone carries. Nor do they ever have wide shoes in my size.


 No.1201480[Reply]

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Some time ago, there was a thread asking for how difficult it was to get into the job market.

Well,
We're like way in our thirties, forties and fifties now.
And sometimes I still wonder, how easy it is to stay in a job, given you don't force your way out of it.

Sometimes I hear stories of people who barely show up for work and never ever get fired.
Sometimes I hear stories of people being written up and threatened with unemployment because they don't work that 1 day extra without compensation.
Or maybe sometimes people are just let go because AI or off-shore can do their job cheaper.


So, in all our experience, how secure have you felt for staying in your job?
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 No.1201704

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>>1201480
still waiting 4 enough $ from society 2 finish college @ semi-decent school & then 4 somepony i semi-respect 2 explain wat a job is so i can share my ponies with ponies

 No.1201705

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>>1201649
i used 2 work at goodwill in the store. 1st time 16+ years ago - corporate fired a good manager 4 no good reason -- ...most of the store quit as well -- actually, corporate tried to say she quit but was able to win unemployment -- had a few gatherings in the years that followed. then 8 years ago, different location, another seemingly decent manager got fired 4 no good reason - turnover was very high - in 2 years, 80-90% new workers at store

biggest point of contention: they push impossible productivity standards (which are only possible under the most ideal of conditions and even then difficult) for clothes processors. racks are either made up or number of articles on rack inflated by up to 2x (usually putting 60 or so on instead of 100, tho) 2 compensate for impossible rate

 No.1201709

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I get away with a lot at my job, and I try not to abuse that but they seriously trust me here. I'm not entirely irreplaceable but there's not a lot of skilled tradesworkers out there who would work for the rate I do, and the time it would take to hire and train my replacement would be significant. It's not peanuts though; I do get paid well above minimum wage.

Honestly I could probably get paid more somewhere else, but my current boss and I have am understanding about my migraines so I'm not leaving him without a similar level of understanding and a decent pay bump. I pretty much come and go as I please as long as I don't hang them out to try on orders. Again, I try not to abuse that but If I have to leave early without warning or call off without warning all he really wants is something like "migraine" "back pain" or "illness" for the books.

I may eventually leave if the stocks trading becomes reliable, but for now I'm extremely likely to stay right where I'm at.


 No.1201708[Reply]

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This may be the scariest movie teaser picture I have ever seen in my life


 No.1201701[Reply]

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MUFFIN: RUCTIC APPEERANCE

CUPCAKE: ELGAL AND DECORATIVE

What would you call a hybrid between a muffin and a cupcake?
"Mufcake"? "Cupfin"?
Or are muffins and cupcakes incapable of interbreeding?

 No.1201702

Cuffin


 No.1201619[Reply]

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I'm just driving to Burger King

You want anything?
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 No.1201633

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>>1201630

Taste buds

 No.1201634

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>>1201630
Burger Kind ries are abysmal. But then again, I live in the land of fries.
So mickey dees aren't like fantastic either.

What you go to cheeky nando's for?

 No.1201646

>>1201634

Well Nandos is all spices and chicken and carabian food, stuff like that

Also they once had this fantastic advert, and as a fan of history it's pretty gud


 No.1201521[Reply]

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Remember remember the 5th of November..
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 No.1201536

Fireworks events have been postponed here. Thats one more night of quality sleep in the bag ~w~

 No.1201537

>>1201535
Oh lookit you, trying to set my heart ablaze, too

 No.1201542

>>1201530
So you failed your revolution, at least you can try again next year.
Unlike what happened to Fawkes.


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