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 No.729004[Reply]

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How do you wake up?  I use an alarm clock with a connected under-mattress vibrator.                                                                                 
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 No.729091

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I'd have to be asleep to wake up.

 No.729181

phone alarm either 3:15 am  or 8. 20 am ( depends on what shift i work )
goes to bed around 9 pm. or 1.20 am ( depends on qhat shift i work )

 No.729661


Cellphone alarm at 6:20 am.


 No.725821[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Well it's finally that time of the year, where we have to put a bunch of papers and receipts together to send them in a big envelope and send it to some guy we never met who will judge us for a brief moment before either giving us a payday or a bill while we all silently hope we don't happen to get audited.
It's Tax week in the USA, so let's have some warm drinks and talk with friends while we ignore that we can do this all digitally and waited until the last second!
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 No.729442

>>729421
>Women don't exist for the benefit of men. Not even their boobs.
Are you sure of that?  I recall reading that permanently enlarged breasts (as opposed to only enlarged when lactating) most likely evolved as a sexual selection mechanism.  

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>>729421
astounding.

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>>729442
That would still be for the benefit of women (to help attracting mates) than for men.


 No.728563[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Look at this!!!
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 No.729198

>>729193
Apparently fishmongers were known for their privilege to speak freely without repercussions. Maybe you'd enjoy being one.

>>729197
I did say I wasn't an etymonger...

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>>729083
>>729084
You're making a bigger deal of this than it actually is

 No.729202

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>>729197

We just had fresh carpents installed.


 No.727910[Reply]

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We're aware that there's a spammer and we're currently working to deal with it, please don't report his/her/its posts.
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 No.729068

>>729062

Pour Sprite over orange sherbet/vanilla swirl, makes an amaaazing punch

 No.729172

>>729068
Root beer floats are my favorite, but that sherbet version is like a great fruity variety of float!

 No.729200

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>>729172

This goes well with cake!


 No.728655[Reply]

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Whelp, other brother has a gf, now mom is asking me when I'm getting a gf.  Ewwwww
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 No.728875

Tell her you're gay. That'll shut her up.

 No.729179

>>728875
Don't go to alaska, it's either that or white women who are LA tier entitled and deep south obese.

 No.729194

>>729179
First of all what does that have to do with what I posted? I think you responded to the wrong guy.

Second, I like big gals. I just don't talk about it all the time like a creepo like Steam Twist used to. But that other thing would probably be a problem with me. Although I've never been to LA, so I don't know how entitled were talking here.


 No.729180[Reply]

happy 4/20!


 No.728631[Reply]

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People who say they would rather fight a horse-sized duck than 100 duck-sized horses are really stupid.

As if the fact that it's a duck is going to change the fact that it has a huge weight advantage on you. Not to mention that ducks are carnivores that use their bill to kill and eat things that are smaller than them. That duck would rek you.
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 No.729060

>>729049
That's what I said! Imagine 100 tiny horses kicking you with 400 hooves!

 No.729094

>>729045

Depends on environment. Penguins for example, are tiny and would seem to be perfect prey, but because there's few natural land predators, they actually aren't scared of people when they see them. It's super cute to see.

 No.729170

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>>729049
Yeah, because I ran away.


 No.729096[Reply]

ITT: Post more cute stuff.

Anything, pics, vids, webms, live action, animated, stories, copy-pasta, anything. Just so long as it's cute.

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 No.729106

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This is one of my fave pics I got.


 No.728209[Reply]

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Do you like dark humor?
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 No.729040

>>729008
I don't get that one. I mean, once the man dies from 3rd degree burns and smoke inhalation, his body will eventually get pretty cold just like any other dead body.

 No.729044

>>729040
Read it again carefully...
>>729008
>for the rest of his life
>>729040
>once the man dies

 No.729047

>>729044
Ahh, ok. I conflated "rest of his life" with "forever". And thus the joke dies. Let us all mourn the joke.


 No.728825[Reply]

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I thought that it was supposed to be Spring now.                                                                                 
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 No.729039

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Dude, in Colorado, spring doesn't start till June

In fact I've seen snow in every month except August

 No.729043

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>>729039
you need to get out of the mountains

 No.729046

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>>729043
>>729043
But I don't wanna!

>Hugs and kajis <3


 No.727738[Reply]

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I spent some time on the road today, and it looks like the tulips are in bloom. So I tried to make some pictures on the road!

Sadly my phone can't zoom in, so they're not all very clear. But I think it's still a pretty sight.

I'll dump the pictures I've made.
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 No.728215

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>>727738
> it looks like the tulips are in bloom.
In related news, Bitcoin has experienced a small recovery in the past few days.                                                                                 

 No.728277

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Wow! That's so beautiful <3

 No.728532

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>>727812

Well, I'm not an expert on tulip farminge, but I presume they harvest the bulbs and flowers separately and peel the smaller bulbs off the roots of the bigger ones to replant them.

Tulips are mainly popular because they're pretty, but the bulbs are edible. Although they're not often eaten regularly, fresh bulbs can be crushed into a fine powder that is usually used in various cereals or flour.



I haven't had the chance to go out and snap some more pictures today, sadly. But perhaps I'll see an opportunity tomorrow! I'll be going out to visit the therapist, but I think I'll be passing by some fields on the way back.


 No.728279[Reply]

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Pinklestia feels a little sad tonight, and wonders if anypony wishes to discuss the movie and the Season 8 episodes that have aired so far.

We loved the animation style of the movie and many of the new characters especialy Skystar and the way Silver Streak is so similar to Skystar in her bright-eyed innocence, optimism and exuberance.

We wonder what other ponies' favorite things might be about the recent Pony stories we've gotten, and what might be in store for us ahead for our beloved ponies and their new friends.

If anypony has any wonderful fan art of our new friends let's share those too.

yay.
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 No.728654

>>728535
There's too much to go over before I get home, but each episode just seemed to meander with no purpose, especially the dash one. The Fluttershy episode I found really bad for so many reasons though. Remember when Fluttershy was actually the one who knew the most about sewing and fashion than anyone save Rarity?

 No.728742

Ok lemme try to organize my thoughts.

The Maud episode wasn't terrible, but I have to say that Pinkie Pie is worse than Fluttershy in having to relearn the same lesson over and over. And uh, there's really no explanation given as to why Maud having a boyfriend turns her into a gigantic flake who can't keep a single appointment with her sister. Speaking of, Maud calls him her boyfriend, but did anyone else find it pretty clear that they're... just friends? They enjoy each other's company, they make each other smile, they're "in like". It sounds to me like Maud just found her first real friend.

Fluttershy episode, just sooo much wrong here. Just like in Honest Apple, the way Fluttershy's characters satisfy the customers with made up nonsense once again pushes the odd narrative that fashion as a whole is nothing but bullshit, which is in turn just another instance of the writers' weird idea that anything critical and any standards are purely opinion based on preferences and that the concept of quality isn't real. Fluttershy is chosen to take the job because every single other pony is way too busy, but then literally all of them come to Manehattan to try to talk to her? Fluttershy isn't just driving customers away with her awful behavior, but actually refusing to sell them anything? The resolution to the whole episode is Rarity just immediately firing all three of Fluttershy's personas, only for regular Fluttershy to come back and say she took it too far. That's it, problem solved! Oh and the final scene shows Fluttershy still acting like a bitch to a customer, and then... writing it off as a joke...??

Then this latest episode... there's really so little to say about it because it has no idea what it's doing. For the first time ever Dash is trying her damnedest to be responsible, and that makes her the bad guy here. So she learns that she shouldn't... judge ponies preemptively? I also think Granny Smith doesn't actually know how long a Moon is.

 No.728837

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>>728742
My dear Dulset Tarn you are so charming in your disappointment.

These are obligatory "filler" episodes that serve no purpose other than building tension among the characters and trying the patience of viewers, as Hasbro is well aware that controversy creates more secondary marketing as bronies argue loudly on youtube and social media.

Still, we believe you are too harsh with some of your judgment:  Maud has never smiled in four seasons, and can't wipe the smile off her face anytime mudstick is near her.  It is autistic love, and even though this Princess absolutely despises his hair, we know there is already countless consummation of this pairing in places a Princess will never personally look.

Notice, the message was not that fashion is frivolous but that sales is usurpation of the will of the buyer, dominating them with negative talk they will internalize to drive them to purchase, which serves our master Hasbro's capitalist goals.  That Rarity was so accepting of the awful behavior right until the moment the yellow one decreed products must not be sold, let to our second-favorite moment:  the alarm and horror of Rarity reflects the dismay of losing our master's best distribution channel Toys-R-Us and brought a sad smile to our lips.  Our favorite moment was after the three personas were fired, the instant return of a successfully exocized and repentant yellow pony.  Of course this makes sense in a 21 minute story arc cycle to make room for the inappropriate humor you noted, an essential element for the aforementioned squabbling.

Rainbow Dash was simply set up by the evil Applejack.  The important aspect of this episode is that elder ponies rule equestria and young viewers we mean ponies must never forget this, if they wish to be included in the old ponies club and cut ahead in line to receive their reward.

We kindly remind the good Dulset Tarn that these filler episodes are also designed to make the passing of the failed original Six ponies more palatable to you as the mixed creature new Six take their place throughout this season.

Pinklestia thanks you for reading.


 No.727438[Reply]

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safety first!
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 No.728285

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STAY BACK! ITS NOT SAFE!!!

 No.728617

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>>728285
DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS!

 No.728831

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>>728285
>>728617

I can handle it!


 No.728497[Reply]

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>tfw suddenly 26°C/78°F
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 No.728624

>>728622
Well, I hear griffons are ungrateful jerks.

 No.728628

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>>728624
Pinklestia delegates all such matters to the purple Princess.

 No.728705

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Sounds like perfect weather to me.


 No.728336[Reply]

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Because every thread sounds better as an edition.

Here's 2 situations I was thinking about earlier that I wonder how people would deal with those and what's the best way.

1. You are in a pubkic study room of some sorts. You are doing your thing, one other person is there with his laptop, his bag and other stuff. Suddenly this person gets a phonecall and he leaves the room with his phone. 20/30 minutes later as you should be leaving, you're still alone in the room. Peeking outside the person is nowhere to be seen.
Do you just leave? Do you wait until he comes back?
It's a public place so any individual can just take a bag/laptop and make away with it. And if they do, you might be prime suspect. Bit staying means you'll be sacrificing time for him.

2. You are standing in queue for something. The person before you suddenly rushes out of the queue for some reason, leaving his things in his place. It is his turn, but he's still not back. Do you skip him and do your thing? Or do you fairly wait for him to come back?
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 No.728463

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>>728459
wake them up and ask if they want to go some where else I guess.

 No.728473

>>728460
>>728463
I didn't think of that, but he'd probably have not even understood (he was also drunk). To make that work you'd have probably needed to make quite a scene.

I just kept elbowing him in the ribs for the hour or so left of the movie. I don't think he was happy with that at the time, but was very apologetic after the fact.

 No.728480

>>728473
Fair enough. Least he apologised.


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