Yeah, i had this great story to tell all of you, but in all honesty it escapes my brain at this moment. I feel kinda foolish for trying to start a thread saying that, but it's like really super good!
What i do remember about the story is that it did involve me, a bacon cheese burger, endless fries, and a serendipitous meeting with a local fan favorite person in my neighborhood. What the dude was the fan favorite of, i couldn't tell you, but he was legit.
I still wish i remembered this story, because it was rather incredible from what feelings i had, sorta like he sat down next to me, and he took the cheeseburger and the fries, and shaped a cute little tripod sort of creature out of the meal. i didn't think the fries would be able to hold up a full meat patty, buns, and all the condiments and bacon splayed out on top. but much to my surprise, they held them up good!
Oh i certainly wish i could remember the next part, it had something to do with the tripod cheese burger moving its fry bits without any provocation, like a giant burger spider skittering across the table. this would be the opportune time for the legend of the neighborhood that sat next to me to get up and persist in trying to contain the burger spider, using a pie container from the nearby fridge, but alas i forgot that part. all i know is that it was too strong for him, and it dragged him like a roomba from hell.
gosh the next part i think was supposed to be cool if i could remember the details about it, like wouldn't it be cool if he got ontop of the spider burger roomba, and rode it like a mystical demonic beef surfboard? yeah! it would take him out through the door and down the street, passing the cars on all sides as he clung to dear life on the lid of the burger spider roomba. a cop must have caught his speed, cause the cop tried to pull him over.
the next part is a bit fuzzy, but i think if i remember correctly, since my friend couldn't stop, the cop called a full force to try and stop him in this police chase! they had several units try to cut him off, and helicopters watching his every move! they even tried using spike strips, but since the burger spider roomba was walking on fry legs, he could just run over the strip without harm. So nothing the cops could do would stop him. This lasted for a while, i think.
Now this next part would have been where stuff got really weird, if i could remember it. Maybe it was something like the buPost too long. Click here to view the full text.