"I would definitely, eh... Put my baby Jesus in her manger, if you get what I am thinking, fellas. Nine lords a-leaping, on my dick, but the lords are all that Rainbow Dash clad in my favorite get-up. I will show her
a pagan holiday, if you are getting my drift. She will have a time putting the star on my Christmas tree, that one. This isn't going to be no Bing Crosby shit, let me tell you."