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 No.679456[Reply]

Gotta head to sleep soon, and not really feeling relaxed at all. I wanna get those solid 8 hours, though.

Post chill tunes and stuff :rara6:
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 No.680333

>>679755

I can't stop listening.

 No.680341

>>679755
Jose is pretty cool. His other band junip is good too.

 No.681159

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 No.680675[Reply]

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Whether your Hearts n Hooves was spent happily or mopingly alone, or with a selfish person who didnt deserve your effort and attention, i think looking back we can consider our true companions and smile.

Bicycle is best partner because when taken care of, she always takes you where you need to go in life. She gives back everything you put in, and the more time you spend together, the stronger better person you become.

She'll always trust your guidance, and always let you know if she needs some help. She'll never break an agreement, let you down or mess with your head. And she always knows just how to touch your butt just right while you are pumping furiously.
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 No.681146

>>681144
And i'm glad to hear your ex treats you better than this.

And thanks for being a good buddy, even if you won't put out for me, haha.

 No.681155

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>>681146
I think I do little.

But do hope you'll get through all this.

 No.681158

>>681155
I'll manage. Thanks.


Hope you get your bike fixed?


 No.680558[Reply]

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tfw you've had a song stuck in your head for three days that you haven't heard in nearly 30 years

in b4 Tracer Bullet says "Okay."
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 No.681068

>>681059
How come u pickin on Tracer?

I mean, why not pick on me instead. I want attention.
:pinkie2:

 No.681071

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>>681061

>If I were apathetic I wouldn't be posting on the site at all, would I.

Well I mean, that's pretty obvious

>Now that I know your true motivations

Do you know?

 No.681075

>>681071
But what about meeeeeeeeeeeee

Totally no fair


 No.680534[Reply]

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Kitsune thread?
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 No.680861

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>>680599
>>680599
Looks a lot like another fox i know, Esh!  You want to go to treasure island, yesss?

 No.680863

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>>680861
Oh please. That two-bit scammer is nothing on the truly magnificent japanese street entertainer / master thief.

Plus, mine is deffo cuter.

 No.680865

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>>680863
>>680863
In all fairness he doesnt get a lot of challenge having only Stromboli and a stringless puppet who was born the day before to build his skills.

...call upon the seapinocchios...


Edit:
But yeah, she cute all right.


 No.680277[Reply]

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It's Chinese New Year!! Let's Celebrate together!

Well... as of tonight (2/15), it is New Year's Eve! But Still!

(Post Luna!)
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 No.680583

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Breakfast/lunch! Mandarin oranges, rice cakes, dumplings!

 No.680584

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>>680578
>>680577
green bean pastries are good too ^^

the red beans above being stewed: it is the same way to make the filling for the taiyaki (if you want to do it the hard way!)

 No.680585

>>680584
They're pretty unique. I don't think I've ever had anything like it, but it was good.


 No.678895[Reply]

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I posted this on Ponychan, but I figure I may as well post it here for extra attention whoring exposure.

I'm just making this thread today to gauge interest in this. Tomorrow I'm likely going to be doing a synced video stream over on Cytu.be of the movie Hackers: https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackers_(film)
If you haven't seen it, it's absolutely fantastic and very silly, probably unintentionally. Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql1uLyuWra8
This is a perfect example of "Hollywood hacking": http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodHacking

Unless Vimeo (or some other video uploading service) plays nicely and lets me upload the whole thing, I'll likely have to upload it to Google Drive, which means you will have to install a userscript host and a userscript to get it to work. This isn't very difficult, and there are very easy to follow instructions, I just figure you should know.

Here's a poll for choosing what time we should start.http://www.strawpoll.me/15068649
PST refers to Pacific Standard Time. If you want to know what the times would be in your timezone, here is a converter
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html?iso=20180213T230000&p1=tz_pt

HERE IS THE STREAM URL: https://cytu.be/r/ZekeSync
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 No.680011

>>679954
oh gosh, i didn't even see the strawpoll :c

 No.680034

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>>679954
>>680011
Gosh Zeke, just cuz Moony neglected you doesn't mean we don't all still love you.

 No.680321

>>680034
I wasn't referring (exclusively) to Moony


 No.679663[Reply]

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I JUST GOT THE NEWS

MY FRIEND IN TEXAS IS IN LABOR

SHE'S AT THE HOSPITAL NOW

DAAAMNIT WHY DOES IT GOTTA BE SO FAR AWAAAAAAAAY
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 No.680497

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>>679929
It is very exciting

>>680213
thank ya

 No.680526

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congratulations on the beautiful bouncing baby girls for your friend!!!

 No.680537

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>>680213
>i hope your hopes and dreams come true.
Magical girls make hopes and dreams come true!                                                                             


 No.680424[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>throws out a pokeball cranberry beer
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 No.680532

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>>680528

Yep. The only negative is i'm exhausted as hell, and i'm sure he's gonna be too when he's done with his overnight shift tonight.

 No.680533

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>>680532
well when he gets off, you both can pass out and enjoy some well deserved rest!

>hugs and kajis <3

and so must i! goodnight insaninater!

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>>680533

Goodnight star!


 No.679646[Reply]

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Even though H&H will run its end soon, lets do a shipping game and possibly an exercise in synopsis writing.

Roll 2D77 and check your ponies in the list. Then write a short or arbitrary long story/ synopsis on how both ponies get shipped.
Gay shipping is obviously allowed. Self shipping is definitely an option.
If you feel uncomfortable shipping underage ponies with adults, time travel to their grown up counterparts can be a thing.
And don't be afraid of possible WINcest.

For the daring-do-getters, triple roll for love triangles is possible.

Also added Flash, because how could I ever forget?!!


1. Twilight Sparkle
2. Spike
3. Fluttershy
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 No.680328

Let's see if I remember how to do this.

d76 = 17 d76 = 22

 No.680330

>>680328

A late-night love affair to be sure. I guess that many years stranded in the moon alone leaves you with some rather exotic romantic tastes.

 No.680518

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>>680330
Not to mention, owls have always been nocturnal.

d77 = 18
d77 = 58


 No.679696[Reply]

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Tracer Bullet is gonna post "Okay" in this thread
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 No.680448

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this is a fun idea! i can see that there are a few expectations here!

>>679956
oh ho ho! rose has put me up to the challenge!

well it certainly is a fun way to poke fun at other posters, it's all in good fun! and i'm cool with that!

not so much a text wall, more like a text door stop!

I predict that lostpony will post a pony :PP

 No.680467

>>679714
>>679717
>>679720
I laughed way harder than I should have

 No.680498

Well this thread is fantastic.


 No.678640[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Happy depression day
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 No.680340

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>>680337
That's what alcohol is for.

 No.680342

>>680340

I'm more of an anime, video games, and smut sortof a guy myself. Alcohol makes me want to go on adventures, drunk me is not up for adventures.

 No.680344

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>>680342
Whatever distracts best.


 No.679527[Reply]

Don't have a date for Valentines day? Come in here, and instead of sharing love with one special person, we'll share love with each other!
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 No.680221

>>680218
I eagerly await that chocolate.

 No.680280

>>680221
Im not convinced you are trading in good faith

 No.680318

>>680280
You can have good faith that I'd be trading those chocolates down my piehole.


 No.677742[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Nope. Nothing going on this week. Absolutely nothing. Not a day to remember romance and love, or cheap chocolate candy, or to be reminded of our losses or even lack of things. Nope. Nothing like that this week. Just coffee, and talking, and talking with coffee, or tea, or soda, or even water. it's all good...

Join us and mingle!
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 No.680261

>>680256
Well I know at least a couple of people who'd think that is pretty cool.

 No.680270

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>>680261
Aaawe u

 No.680276

>>680261
Yeah but i dont count.


 No.679355[Reply]

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Some people celebrate Valentine's Day

Some people celebrate Anti-Valentine's Day, using a variety of terms like Sinlges Appreciation Day

And some people, like me, simply don't celebrate anything. I'm not a Holiday person. Every Holiday except Thanksgiving and Christmas is just... another day.

So today just happens to be February 14th, 2017. A normal, run of the mill, Wednesday.

And, as always, the REAL holiday starts tomorrow.

So, if you don't celebrate anything on this day, or even just want to spend some time away from whatever normal festivities you have on this day, then this is the thread for you. So come on in and hang out. As always, I'll be posting cute girls, just like every other, normal day of the week, of which today is one.
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 No.679857

I want shrimp and cocktail sauce.

 No.679860

>>679857
Small shrimp or scampis?

 No.679861

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>>679860
Any shrimp that will go good with cocktail sauce.

Or, preferably, some raw oysters from San Fran.


 No.678723[Reply]

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My girlfriend hates ponies so i got her a stuffed flamingo, and this morning kicked me out of bed to micromanage her car at the place i practically had to beat her (figuratively, my mom would return from the grave to smack me down if i actually smacked her) to get her to take it today after her mechanic, who i told her to stay away from, screwed it up.

My thanks? In her anxiety she triggered the hell outta my autism n im lucky i could pull it together to make it to work today...for a very good psychologist so i cant be coming in here shattered n hope to get away with it.

Nonetheless i stopped in between the two events and got a bunch of fruit and caramel stuffed dark chocolate to go into the box the flamingo sits on, and will give her same tomorrow even though she's an insufferable spaz because why? I dunno, it's just what we do.

I also got some heart-shaped unicorn poop for you, Ponyville! cuz you're magical. Be my valentine?
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 No.679672

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>>679480
Give her the plush now so you can give her the D later

let me know when the babies are coming.

 No.679681

>>679672

Proven, no fillies for us.

We old.:pinkie2:

 No.679859

>>679681
Like
She's hit menopause old?


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