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Ponies Are Not for Sexual PonyPuristv3.1 08/26/25 (Tue) 20:56:32 No.1198144

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...daily reminder that ponies are not for sexual. Don't sexual your spirit guides. And looking at pony anthro (or even humanized ponies) for any reason is a sin. Pray for forgiveness from Princess Celestia if you do.

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 08/26/25 (Tue) 20:59:53 No.1198145

Oh please. I have my own VIP lounge in Tartarus already.

NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 08/26/25 (Tue) 21:22:44 No.1198146

oh honey, you cannot be more mistaken!

in fact, i got paid $90 based on the fact they can get very sexual!

this maybe a shameless self plug, but i think you'll find it very informative

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 08/26/25 (Tue) 21:23:09 No.1198147

>>1198146
OOoh, a nice payday indeed

NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 08/26/25 (Tue) 21:26:36 No.1198148

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>>1198147
right? paid for my ticket to comic con!

so i thank all the horny pony fans for my chance to meet Dante and Jay!

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 08/26/25 (Tue) 21:38:16 No.1198149

>>1198148
How do you think I afford to go to the horror film festival each year?

...or boy christmas presents for that matter.

Boy it'd be nice to just... have enough money normally.

I am sure they would appreciate knowing that.

Snake 08/26/25 (Tue) 21:46:01 No.1198150

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Ponies're lame and unsexy anyways.
Griffons are where it's at.
Or dragons, of course. But "sexy" and "dragon" basically mean the same thing.

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 08/26/25 (Tue) 21:50:41 No.1198151

>>1198150
Psssh. Griffins. Like are you a bird or a lion? Make up your mind, loser!

PonyPuristv3.1 08/26/25 (Tue) 23:43:52 No.1198153

>>1198145
No sin is too great for Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to be able to forgive.

>>1198146
Good observation. Changelings may lead us astray. The best way to deal with changelings can be found in Season 7, Episode 17 -- "To Change a Changeling."

>in fact, i got paid $90 based on the fact they can get very sexual!

Please tell me it wasn't an anthro or humanized commission. But if it was, Princess Celestia still forgives you.

>>1198150
Griffons? ...you mean like Gilda? Oh, you don't want to sexual with dragons ...while they aren't usually spirit guides per se, one does guard Source. So sexualing with them would probably not be too helpful.

Harlowe Murray!ROX13/0xZY 08/27/25 (Wed) 00:14:41 No.1198154

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oh i always fuck my spirit guides

Anonymous 08/27/25 (Wed) 00:20:59 No.1198155

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>>1198154
Hello I'm your replacement spirt guide.

How can I help you?

Harlowe Murray!ROX13/0xZY 08/27/25 (Wed) 00:28:11 No.1198156

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>>1198155
I don't need guidance right now you can go

NoelleHoliday!XMasPNWEiU 08/27/25 (Wed) 01:01:59 No.1198157

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>>1198149
well i'm glad horse tits help you get to those places of joy for you! and i always appreciate your art <3

>>1198153
actually it was for that video i just showed you. on tiktok, i got 40k views and 4 thousand likes, and tiktok gave me $90 for my small little viral moment

but in case you were worried, i have drawn pony porn before

>>1198154
here here! i don't trust a spirit guide that i haven't fucked!

Anonymous 08/27/25 (Wed) 01:17:44 No.1198158

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>>1198156
Aw shucks.

PonyPuristv3.1 08/27/25 (Wed) 01:35:21 No.1198159

>>1198154
either very self-aware or a snips and/or snails

>>1198155
why does its tuft of fur look like a peach?

>>1198157
fascinating

Anonymous 08/27/25 (Wed) 01:47:14 No.1198160

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>>1198159
I don't see it.

PonyPuristv3.1 08/27/25 (Wed) 01:54:00 No.1198161

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>>1198160
good, because it doesn't. nor does its stance look vaguely like a cucumber.

Harlowe Murray!ROX13/0xZY 08/27/25 (Wed) 03:01:49 No.1198164

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>>1198159
snips and snails don't fuck, so it has to be the former.

Popular Problem!peSTIcIDes 08/27/25 (Wed) 06:28:43 No.1198170

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>>1198164

Incorrect.

EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 08/27/25 (Wed) 07:48:19 No.1198188

>>1198153
Bold of you to think I don't revel in the sin

>>1198157
Not specifically Horse, but yanno

Harlowe Murray!ROX13/0xZY 08/27/25 (Wed) 15:14:46 No.1198205

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>>1198170
snips and snails are abstinence until death, it's a personal choice

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 08/27/25 (Wed) 16:27:53 No.1198206

>>1198205
Sure, whatever helps those two sleep at night

PonyPuristv3.1 08/27/25 (Wed) 16:33:02 No.1198207

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>>1198188
ah, a follower of Zecora, i see. i have heard tails of ones such as you. now tell me, how is the Everfree?

Anonymous 08/30/25 (Sat) 22:25:17 No.1198356

>>1198144
If ponies aren't for sexual then why do fillies exist?

nonny 08/30/25 (Sat) 22:33:42 No.1198359

I want to come inside, Rainbow Dash!

Positively Pinkie 08/30/25 (Sat) 23:23:06 No.1198366

Well, that's 14 years of my life wasted right there

EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 08/30/25 (Sat) 23:24:59 No.1198367

>>1198366
>>1198366
Embrace the darkness
Embrace the sin

Positively Pinkie 08/30/25 (Sat) 23:34:17 No.1198368

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>>1198367
Wellll
there was that scandalous piece of fanfiction I never finished in 2012

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 08/30/25 (Sat) 23:39:04 No.1198369

>>1198368
That was the seed
It has been growing since then
Let it

PonyPuristv3.1 08/31/25 (Sun) 03:25:11 No.1198376

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>>1198356
fillies are just fillies, you see. they are whatever you make them out to be

>>1198359
she's probably too fast

>>1198366
years fourteen is a long thyme -- but in terms of the sun and moon, very briefhyme. a lock of hair burnt on the full moon with prayers to the one so woon should fix you up right quick

Anonymous 08/31/25 (Sun) 22:42:40 No.1198406

>>1198376
Fillies aren't for sexual, but fillies are a result of sexual.

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 08/31/25 (Sun) 23:29:38 No.1198407

>>1198406
If the goal for a species is multiplying, and fillies are the result of sexual, then it stands to reason that ponies are indeed, at least partly, for sexual after all!