No.1197587
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Bend over, Nonny's hungry.
No.1197595
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How dare you. I'm not the one who bends over, YOU are. Thems the rules.
No.1197596
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>>1197587...going to need to be very drunk, pampered, adequately hypnotized, and well-fed for that.
not to mention proof of no stds No.1197597
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>>1197595My presence to ponyville is extremely important in providing the proper representation and quota of dominant and top posters.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qhXoDVP1ROY>>1197594You know you can't resist my unwashed musk, anon.
>>1197596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wEmBkt9Pg>very drunk, pampered, adequately hypnotized, and well-fed for that.Drinks, food, affection, and bedroom roleplay. I can't say that doesn't sound like a good time.
No.1197600
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>>1197597>dominant/top poster...pretty sure there are no doms on ponyville -- r u sure you're not just a badass uke?
https://uquiz.com/quiz/duZjJ6/semeuke-com-quiz-emulator>yumprincesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g No.1197601
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>>1197600I'm a top! 100%! Would never bottom for anyone, for sure. Ask anyone!
No.1197611
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I unironically am probably one of the only tops that post on ponyville. I'm sure our numbers are larger. This is a movement for my people to retreat from the shadows and stand proudly among their submissive oppressors.
Top lives matter.
>>1197600I remember this quiz. It was posted either here or on ponychan a long time ago. I remember getting Opportunist. I suppose that makes me the
Sigma Gigachad of the bunch here at ponyville.
https://youtu.be/XsROO8jt0CA?si=Es0V4pv_7RHF8745&t=192>>1197601>Snake about to leave the househttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/9ZT7zuzX5zY>Snake about to dab up his 'homie' https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D-igzDZYyVg>Snake getting into an altercation in public https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G-ES1Wfu4KIDo you see a trend here from the Bottom G?
No.1197634
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>>1197601...not sure if believe twiskept.jpg
>>1197611i think i posted it b4 ...opportunist seme doesn't seem too threatening - just have to figure out wat they want
>videowao
No.1197635
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>>1197611>man's hating 'Cause I'm flexible>>1197634It's totally true! Definitely! Why, I've never once bottomed at all, in my entire life. I am always the top!
No.1197645
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>>1197635>Definitely! Why, I've never once bottomed at all, in my entire life>>"Really? Right in front of my salad?[Muffled phonk]
You can't escape Chad, Snake. You're essentially a Stacy. Scratch that, a Becky.
>>1197634Honestly, whoever made this quiz needs to work on the questions and answers.
You have like Opportunist that comes off as somewhat manipulative; sadist who is just unrealistic over the top weeaboo psychopath shit; bad ass, which is just the edge lord equivalent of "Talks shit on the internet, but is afraid to tell the waiter their order was wrong"; ect, ect.
I guess opportunist is the closest thing. I dont try to be badass. I'm not overly sadistic in the bedroom, and I'm certainly not overly cuddly and clingy 24/7.
I'm like the ocean: gentle, or firm when needed; can create the flow or go with it; and as Salvia Palth once said, "Reactive and lucid in emotion."
No.1197661
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>>1197600I poked at it and got Innocent Uke but I really don't get what this even means honestly.
>>1197645>a BeckyYou're just saying that because I wear glasses.
Wearing glasses doesn't make you a bottom!
No.1197663
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>>1197661Uke is a word for the bottom/submissive one in Yaoi.
"Congratulations. You played yourself."
No.1197670
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>>1197645>Honestly, whoever made this quiz needs to work on the questions and answers.>>1197661>I poked at it and got Innocent Uke but I really don't get what this even means honestly. ...it's a quiz from another era -- started in 2008, just two years after youtube was created -- before social media, when millennials were trying to figure out what they wanted to be on the internet. the quiz helped everypony figure out their digital persona. it provided valuable insight in an uncharted land.
(i also think the quiz may have been based partly off of popular shonen/yaoi archetypes, etc. at the time)
>>1197661also, that sounds like something a badass uke might say in order to seduce an unsuspecting dfwm or sadistic (or even an opportunist?) seme ...but i dunno, maybe you could be an innocent uke? if so, welcome 2 the club. (it is the best club. we just cuddle pony plushies, have tea parties, and eat snacks all day -- oh, and color :3)
No.1197675
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>>1197663No, that's... not... Possible!
This test is clearly rigged or... something! It's not my fault!
>>1197670Explains why I haven't run into it before.
I wasn't on the internet at all in those days, After all.
I doubt I was even aware of anime. Let alone the particular subset for yaoi.
No.1197677
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>>1197670I get that it's from a different era, but it feels like it was written by a 12 year old. >*Death glares*
Quizes were pretty popular back then though, so there's a good chance it probably was.
>(i also think the quiz may have been based partly off of popular shonen/yaoi archetypes, etc. at the time)That sounds about right.
>seduce an unsuspecting dfwm or sadistic (or even an opportunist?) semePuh-leeze. You really think
>>1197675THIS guy right here could ever hope to seduce
me? The
Top G? Snake is just dripping with bottom energy. (The bottom G: AKA the Top G-String)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YJPHnXIwPak No.1197680
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>>1197677oh, uh... yeah, no -- death glares were really popular among 16+ and even 18+ back then - both in general and in anime. it's actually quite a refined work, probably written by an 18, 19, or early 20s anime/yaoi fan
No.1197688
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>>1197675>No, that's... not... Possible! This test is clearly rigged or... something! It's not my fault!https://youtu.be/hNJ5gnFXmhs?si=twClLL-RItKwc69r&t=18The quiz did not make you a sub. You made yourself a sub. That was your choice to sub.
>>1197680I'm not talking about the trope of it. I'm talking about the word choice and overall quality of writing in each choice.
Some of the choices are also basically the same thing, but can alter the result of your quiz.
No.1197695
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>>1197677>>1197688Nonsense! I've never done anything submissive in my entire life! In fact, I'm such a top tier gigadom confident Chad, I've been told I'm "instant loss" material! No doubt because anyone who would dare challenge me would inevitably falter nigh instantaneously onto their knees in front of me!
That's how much of a powerful dom I am!
No.1197701
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>>1197694The early 2000s Trigun/FMA fan art style is pretty nostalgic though.
>>1197695While you were off chasing (
Pfft *Scoff*) Girls, I was studying the exquisite art of the Top. While you wasted countless hours with your discord Kitten, I mastered control. While you were out going to parties and drinking with your friends, I perfected Domination.
No.1197702
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>>1197701Jokes on you, I'm far too anti social to talk to girls, go to parties, or talk to people on discord. And even if I wasn't, I'm far too much a penny pincher to ever drink with friends.
No.1197708
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Everytime snake says he's a Top, I'm going to refer to him as the G Switch
No.1197714
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>>1197708Switch implies I'm at least sometimes a top, meaning you're admitting I'm not a bottom.
No.1197715
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>>1197714It's one of those things said to further emphasize your submissive tendencies. Top? Absolutely not? "Well maybe he's a switch/side?" As we all snicker to ourselves.
No.1197718
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>>1197716They can't resist the nonny cock.
I'm being objectified.
No.1197720
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No.1197724
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Let's go in the garden
You'll find something waiting
Right there where you left it lying upside down
When you finally find it, you'll see how it's faded
The underside is lighter when you turn it around
Everything stays right where you left it
Everything stays
But it still changes
Ever so slightly, daily and nightly
In little ways, when everything stays
Go down to the ocean
The crystal tide is raising
Waters' gotten higher as the shore washes out
Keep your eyes wide open, even when the sun is blazin'
The moon controls the tide, it can cause you to drown
Everything stays, right where you've left it
Everything stays, but it still changes
Ever so slightly, daily and nightly
In little ways
When everything stays
No.1197728
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No.1197729
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>>1197725>MASTER♂MASTER♂MASTER♂MASTER♂MASTER♂Average discord call with Nonny right there.
I can't blame him. Obviously it's just natural to call a true dragon like myself 'master'.
No.1197731
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>>1197729(Okay "Snack")
What are you talking about? It's simply a mantra to get through this accursed thread. A means of meditation. Perhaps one day you can hope to achieve the same enlightenment.
https://youtu.be/3_pgVaEvrZ8?si=xiJP4NYIfqiu4CHh&t=84>>1197728Would someone who's gay listen to banger tracks like this unashamed? I'm just that straight. I'm just that comfortable in my own desires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCejhM24IEU No.1197732
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>>1197729wao. ...never heard of an original dragon being submissive before. pretty sure they are the most dominant species you can be, as well
>>1197731>age restrictedbadass uke confirmed
No.1197736
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>>1197732Not quite. Just a highly seductive, handsome, and confident seme.
I've studied in all forms of topping: domination, soft dom, sadism; sometimes I even enjoy letting a (power) bottom sub uke think that they're they ones really in control. I'll let them pin my wrists up behind my head and ride this fat dick until they get exhausted only for me to roll them over and pound that ass until the headboard is slamming into the wall.
It's all about how that narrative is spun. You could even see it as a form of amusement through cruel sadism; to give a bottom hope, only to snatch it away in the same night.
Or maybe something a little less subtle? Giving me that riding crop and an officer's cap and I'll turn your body into a canvas for me to paint with bruises.
Maybe that's not your thing. I can be soft and gentle; firm and commanding; providing plenty of support and affection, encouraging and giving you praise at how you're doing such a good job of taking that fat dick. All of that only to climax and provide some well needed aftercare.
No.1197740
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>nonny's energy
