/pony/ - Pony

My friends tell me that you're just a fuckboy
And I'm like
You're damn right, he's my fuckboy
They all seem to find you irritating
But there's no one else who I'd rather be dating
Cos the sex is so amazing
I could never go back to those lame lames
Cos I, I really love my fuckboy
Yeah I said it
I'm in love with a fuckboy

Baby you're my fuckboy
Fuck toy for me to enjoy
I always want you with me cos you're my fuckboy
You are my fuckboy
Fuck toy for me to enjoy
Don't give a fuck what they say
Baby you're my fuckboy

I come running home to fuck him
To fuck my fuckboy
I really think I love him
Oh God, so many things about him
It's starting to become a problem

I fuck my fuckboy and he holds me tight
All night
We fuck a million times a night
It's like so bomb
He's such a sex God
I'm so turned on
So raw
So amazing
I had to make this song

I call him fuckboy
Cos that's what he is
He's a machine
And we're never getting tired of this
He's like the Energizer bunny how he gives that dick
And you wouldn't believe what he can do with those lips

>>1195570

...sounds about right. one of the reasons the H.A.S.B.R.O. would want to turn us hikikomoris and shut-ins into re-educated bronies would b 2 take advantage of us -- either literally or metaphorically. but we r now aware of their game. we don't have 2 play it

Captain's Log: Day 2. I am still keeping an eye out for the conspiracy. I am undercover on the computer. I came across further evidence of the conspiracy (even though it is already so obvious). A brony posted a flowchart in which they nearly see the truth. I have attached the flowchart below. After doing further research, I discovered (https://www.reddit.com/r/MyLittleMemes/comments/1hl0k39/spotted_in_the_rhorses_sub_absolutly_relevant/) it is a variant that came from the horse subreddit. What relationship the horse subreddit or original creator of the meme has with H.A.S.B.R.O. is unknown.

As we can see in the figure, this brony suggests even selling one's soul (whether they think it exists or not) in order to buy a H.A.S.B.R.O. product. While it is uncertain if this person was previously a hikikomori or shut-in, the chart provides a good example of one of the main aims of H.A.S.B.R.O. when it comes to re-educating hikikomoris and shut-ins.