>>1193479Deep-psychologically-speaking, the word "burger" sounds like "burglar," and such is the case -- after all, is not a burger merely nothing more than the food-equivalent of a pony's flank, which is itself an abstraction of the human pelvis, infused with the spiritual dimension of the cutiemark? And what is is inside this flank? Well, nothing less than anything a pony's appetite may desire. In such a greed-based society as ours, is it any wonder, then, than burgers are so popular? --Both as a way to indoctrinate unsuspecting youth as well as a means for the peasantry to indulge in the same vice that has captured the elite, if only on a more basic level and more temporarily.
It should also be considered that alpha gal syndrome may be the way the lone-star tick defends the animals it feeds on from competition, such as humans.
Given and despite these, I would, however, concur with the need to do something about the
vampire bats. (I think the Mane 6 gave them an orchard for themselves or something in that episode.)