>>1189849Some people don't deserve a new hope? Good thing we're on Return of the Jedi, a very deep political commentary on what happens if heterosexuality returns to America.
Anyway, this intel we are learning about Jabba the Hut in his slave girl are really sad. Apparently, we don't have enough slave girls to go around for everybody. I'm proposing that the government provides sex slave women to the people of the United States of Equestria for free, so that nobody can feel left out of the sex trade. It'll be a new initiative, and the government will be working at the loss. I will go to homeless men everywhere and give them free bitches.
Everyone should know what it's like to keep a woman on a leash
We have hope. We have Democracy. We have guns. Hail Satan
