/pony/ - Pony

I met an Acolyte named Elara, who offered to come with me to face the challenges in the temple.  She had tried herself but failed previously.  She said that success in the Temple is key to defeating the Dark Feather.  She pulled forth a feather from the sacred Tickling Tree that could unlock the Temple's secrets.  At the first door, I told her to use it on me and doing so unlocked the  door.  We proceeded into a room with an enchanted tickling carpet.  And Elara decided to also tickle me there just for the fun of it.  We walked through another hidden door to the Library of Laughter, where enchanted books were laughing and some were tickling each other.  We found a book called The Art of Tickling which is written in an ancient language.  Elara offered to show me how to read it.  It holds the ancient secrets of tickling but makes anyone who reads it crave it.  Elara began to crave it and she offered to show me the secrets which I accepted.  And she completely worked me over into a helpless mess, as she was too quick for me to do anything about it, I defiled both the temple and my brother's place.  Twice now that I'm reading back over it again.  We found the secrets to the Dark Feather's tickling spells in another ancient tome, but it warned that the more you use them, the more you lose control of your sanity.  She consulted a map and chose to go down a hallway or alley that should lead to the Dark Feather.  We encountered a group of Tickling Goblins and tried to hide but were discovered.  Elara decided to tickle me to distract the goblins, which somehow worked, and we attempted to rush past the goblins but were somehow separated.  Entering a large courtyard, I encountered Lady Whimsy, a very suspicious woman with a feather duster on her belt, who seemed pleased at Elara being indisposed.  Apparently Elara had been captured and was being used as a test subject for tickling techniques.  But we can maybe use tickling as a distraction to save her.  And of course Whimsy wants me to be the one getting tickled to distract the minions.  I agreed.  And so it began.  But it seemed to be a trap, so I turned the tables on her and tickled Whimsy instead.  During which she dropped the Tickling Key, a key which unlocks the Tickling Chamber, which holds the Dark Feather's most prized possessions.  At this point it seems Whimsy's idea was obviously a trap and that she had no intention of helping me.  The minions heard our laughter, and with the minions closing in, I made my escape and sacrificed Whimsy to the minions.  She kept them occupied and was putting up a hell of a fight against them as I made my escape.  I crossed a number of pressure plate traps and located the Chamber, and used the key to enter.  Therein I met the Tickling Master, sitting on his throne, who offered to help me rescue Elara and defeat the Dark Feather, if I succeeded in his game.  The game was to continuously tickle the Master to his satisfaction while we stealthily avoided the minions, and if I failed in his game then I would become his tickle slave!  I looked through his collection of implements and picked out some items for the game, a set of cuffs for his wrists, some rope, and a ball gag, which he let me secure him with.  And then I informed him that the game had changed and he was going to lead me to Elara and the Dark Feather first, and if he didn't screw us over, maybe Elara would satisfy his tickling addiction.  I grabbed a few implements that he indicated would be effective against the Dark Feather, and we set off.  Only to find Elara coming toward us down the hallway.  That incredible Acolyte had turned the tables on her captors and freed herself, seemingly ascending to a higher state in the process.  And that's where we are now, until I get some more free prompts from the site.  It's amazing to me that the site it's able to generate all that and keep it even slightly coherent.  Though of course it isn't perfect.