No.1179515
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It's been a long time since we had one of these..
Heterosexuals and heterosexual allies, stand proud! Let's celebrate our diversity together
No.1179516
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I'm not straight but I support straight marriage and the right of all straight people to love each other!
Love is love and straight love is no less than gay love <3
No.1179520
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Finally!
No.1179524
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>>1179516>A fellow Chad>I support heterosexual
and LGBT+ love.
>>1179517>>1179520>This is a safe space my brothers.
>>1179519>I've never said anything Gay in my entire life.
No.1179526
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>>1179515Finally... a thread for the best thing ever...
HMoFA Gigachad Daddy Dom Tops: we rule this Earth!
No.1179532
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>>1179526>>1179530And let's not forget!
You can't spell the word "appreciation" without "tappin" [dat]!
No.1179559
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Daily reminder that being gay will cause you to fall to evil and being evil will make you lewd magical girls.
I don't make the rules.
No.1179563
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>>1179561Yes, now be a good little pony and avoid the path of gay evil...
Unless of course an evil mascot blackmails you into doing it. Then I suppose it's alright. But only so long as you don't enjoy it!
No.1179573
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This is a heterosexual thread! No homosexual behavior allowed!
No.1179575
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>>1179573Suck my dick straight boy
No.1179579
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>>1179575You are a magical girl now, prepare to be lewded!
No.1179595
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>>1179575>Suck my dick straight boyI'm sure that's the name of a porno or some kind of fetish
No.1179618
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Did you guys know that you can't say the sentence "This sucks!" without saying (inside of it) "I suck!"?
Also, did you guys know that scalies are just as compatible as furries are with human men?
No.1179620
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>>1179618>...the sentence...very interesting.
>scalies...uh.... the edgy opinions thread is thataway
>>1179192 No.1179621
>>1179595I mean
Orientation Play is a thing
>>1179618You got something to say to my giant amazon dinosaur wife?
No.1179623
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How many hearts would you get on social media if you talked about such particular "rumors", Ponyville.us?
No.1179625
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>>1179623I have a whole gaggle of progeny, so I put it in the clussy at least a couple of times, huh?
No.1179692
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>>1179595No idea what you're on about
Now excuse me while I listen to some of my favorite music
No.1179699
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>>1179621I've engaged in it before. You know, just for research. It's a game of cat and mouse. Not that anyone had ever gotten me to actually do anything gay. Id never let someone actually suck my cock or anything. I'm just messing around bro
No.1179702
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Nonnie, Nonnie, Nonnie.
No.1179723
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I am very curious about a not-quite-relationship (totally not heterosexual) that you had with someone a few years ago.
No.1179727
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>>1179703I will defend my virginity to the death
>>1179702What, what, what?
>>1179723I dont remember having anything with anyone a few years ago. It was probably nothing.
No.1179735
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>>1179727You could say it was "nothing"; I was led to understand it was not something, shall we say, formal, but also not insignificant. Mind indulging me? It'd help. Shalissa88, right?
No.1179736
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>>1179735I mean that I do not know what you're talking about.
No.1179742
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>>1179736I see. Perhaps I was misled. Sorry to bother you.
No.1179743
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>>1179742I demand 10 monster girl waifus as compensation for my time. Unless you can think of something better..
Please, nothing homosexual though! I don't really swing that way, bro. Besides, we have to respect the OP's thread. This is a place to show heterosexual pride.
No.1179746
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>>1179743I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to lament, not a monster girl waifu has crossed where I went. Not a harpy, not a slime, not a spider or drake, not a naga who'd charm or a witch who could bake.
No.1179747
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>>1179746I hear what you say, and I hear it quite loud. For my hetero-sex, I am really quite proud. I'll look for my waifus through the swamps and the grass, I'll find me a waifu with a very nice
heart No.1179749
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>>1179747I see your resolve, and I see it's sincere. In search of a waifu, your path is quite clear. Through valleys and forests, o'er rivers so wide, I'll cheer from afar as you seek your bride.
No.1179750
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>>1179749And with that, my suspicions are firmed and my answer's quite clear, I can see through the spells that you've been weaving here. As you've sat in the shadows and watched from afar, it's seems you've misspoken; I know who you are.
No.1179751
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>>1179750Your suspicions are noted, but I must disagree. For we've not crossed paths, neither spoken, you see. No spells have I woven, no shadows to claim. I'm a stranger, not someone who knows you by name.
No.1179752
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>>1179751My names are quite many, my faces quite vast. If you say that there never, never was quite a past. Then I give you a nod and a flick of my head, for never a change like the present instead.
Well met.
No.1179753
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>>1179752Well met, and I see that your words hold their weight, yet I know of the heartbreak that lies in your fate. For we share a connection, though subtle, it's true: a mutual pain from someone we both knew.
No.1179754
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>>1179753You're not the first to speak of my death; a fate worse so, until the last breath. Your words remain weightless with no fire to fuel, I have lived through a pain a thousand times as cruel.
No.1179755
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>>1179754Your resilience is clear, your strength deeply shown, yet fate stirs a worry I can only call my own. Could we speak in private, just you and I? To ease these concerns and let doubt pass by.
No.1179774
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God, I love being straight. I love it this much!
No.1179775
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Not a robot nor a doll, I'm not anything at all. I'm just an entity, finding out the way to go.
Thank God I am not a homosexual.
No.1179776
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>>1179775Homosex, homoerect? What is this I homo-detect? No quite here, nor not quite there, homosex makes me despair.
No.1179786
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Hippopotamus.
No.1179817
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>>1179776Bereft of this homosex, I could just be free, unbound. My heart would rest, not spin around.
No.1179831
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>>1179786The heart is a thing, a thing quite so tricky; for feelings can flow, and emotions are sticky. But bounded no; never to one you cannot claim, with this one expression: "I'll never be tamed."
So for your own good and freedom; a parting be made. I know that it's painful, I know you're afraid. My expressions are only for your commonwealth; show you your respect and take care of your health.
>>1179817Uncalled for!
No.1179832
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>>1179831I thank you, my friend, for the wisdom you’ve shared, for showing me care when I felt unprepared. Your words, though they sting, are a light in the dark, a spark of new hope, a comforting mark.
Also, you fucked up your links. You've embarrassed yourself, Nonnie.
No.1179836
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>>1179832You're very quite welcome, your company a pleasure; come talk once again; come talk at your leisure. You know where to find me, between the darkness and stars; where the void spiders dance, among the bizarre.
No.1179853
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>>1179836I know where you dwell, where you linger, where you stay. In the shadows of twilight, at the edge of the day.
Through nights without rest and bleak, endless days, the second path stretches far, lined with sorrow and strife. Yet I press ever onward, a war with my life.
I know what awaits me: the bitter, the raw, the pain that will cut, the flaws that will gnaw. But breaking or bending, I won't turn aside.
I'll fight through the storm, no matter the tide.
At least for now, until the fighting spirit takes a bow.
