No.1176548
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What if God told you to worship the devil?
No.1176551
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I'd tell them I already am
No.1176554
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Plenty of people think I'm already unholy. It's unclear if there'd be a difference.
No.1176555
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i get called the devil by my friends sometimes! quite a few times, actually!
heheh
No.1176559
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way ahead of you, boss
No.1176566
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"What if night were day?"
"What if white were black?"
"What if up was down?"
...see the pattern?
No.1176643
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Unless you're out there hanging dead cats from poles and sacrificing children to something like Moloch in the palms a burning bronze statue's hands you aren't a Satanist..
Sorry. You aren't. The church of Satan established by Mr Crowley doesn't count either. That guy took the devil; a spirit of unspeakable evil and rebellion to the very will of God, and made it into the Disney anti villain version of it. The church of satan are just larpers. (I am, therefore I can do no wrong.) Which is crazy because that means that if God can do no wrong and we as humans disagree because it makes us feel uncomfortable then we are in the wrong.. like murder or rape
Anyway, the devil is supposed to be the absolute opposition to God and acts out in anyway possible (depending on your interpretation he's just suffering in hell as the rest of us would be.)
Is murder against God? Yes. Go out and murder. Is sacrifice to false deities against God? Why not make it worse? Why not murder torture and rape the innocent and wicked; no matter how young and old; cut their skin off with a serrated blade and stick 20 needles in their eye balls just before presenting the writhing dying bodies to your dark God? Sacrifice their flesh as you consume it from their still living bodies in long strips and soap the meat with fresh, hot blood that smells like pennies and fish bait. Commune with demons and literally fuck them like witches of the past. Call forth and invite unholy spirits manifesting from the very concept of evil.
(Well, the devil isn't technically a god.. eh whateves)
Depraved shit like that. I don't believe in any of that really anyway.
In the words of Jack Black: "No you're not hardcore. Unless you live hardcore."
>>1176566I like this answer
No.1176652
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>>1176643“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me”
No.1176672
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>>1176566Making "down into up" and "up into down" is a popular supervillain plot, isn't it?
Don't Marvel and DC stories have bad guys who've managed to control gravity such that they can make stuff fall up into outer space? And then the bad guys can demand that Spider-Man, Captain America, Thor, the Hulk, and the rest all surrender to them? After all, how can the Hulk fight if he keeps getting flipped over, no matter how tough he is?
Sounds like something that Thanos would actually try over and over again!
No.1176687
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>>1176672Discord tried to do it to confuse everypony, but he got turned into stone.
No.1176692
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>>1176687Yes, indeed he did!
So, a bad guy at that level of strength just needs to find characters without any stone-related powers to fight back... and then he seems all set to win?
I mean... I might be sounding kind of stupid here... but couldn't that happen?
No.1176698
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>>1176692Uh, sure... if you want to personify up and down, except that the Elements of Harmony just happened to turn Discord into stone - they aren't really a stone-turning-into power in and of themselves. So, the hypothetical bad guy would have to find characters without the Elements of Harmony to fight back, which is not scientifically possible.
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Bitch I’m an original G
No.1176708
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>>1176643This is such a hilariously myopic take. It's literally like saying "Bronies have sex with horses, so you aren't a brony unless you have sex with horses."
No.1176709
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>>1176708No, by raw amd traditionally that's pretty much what a Satanist is. The idea of bring a Satanist got hallmarted by people who wanted to feel special and "L-Lets worship the d-dark lord guys! B-but he's actually the good guy!"
If we're talking about ye old pagans with druids and shit, those guys were more fucked up than your modern 'Satanist'
Personally I don't care. I don't believe in God at all
No.1176710
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>>1176709>Personally I don't care.Uh huh.
No.1176714
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>>1176708Did
Did you have sex with horses Dulset?
No.1176715
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>>1176710I don't. If i did, I would just admit it, especiallly in a low risk enviornment like ponyville. You can be wrong all you'd like, but I am going to say something for the sake of conversation.
Though, I get it. The internet is a battleground, and you're probably assuming that if you call someone out on whether or not they care then you 'win'.
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>>1176720But I don't understand how turning living human beings and other creatures into a pile of rocks even works in the first place!
Being rocks! How can you manage it?
What does it feel like if I'm a pile of rocks? Is it itchy? Would I be too cold a lot of the time? What about if excessive amounts of rain falls on you? Do you erode over time?
