No.1175267
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I am an expert on gay people. Only I can approve whether or not you are truly homo.
No.1175269
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When I was a teenager me and my best friend jerked each other off. Just, you know, for fun.
Nothing gay about that right?
No.1175272
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oh, do me! do me!!
No.1175274
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>>1175269Did you two say "No homo"?
No.1175278
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>>1175273mmaaaaybe! but only mommy can make that decision!
No.1175279
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NONNY, I meant nonny. autocorrect
No.1175290
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>>1175267If God created holes, then God also created the means to fill them. That's my philosophy.
No.1175291
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>>1175272>>1175279You are gelatin
>>1175273Look, it's only gay if you aren't looking me in the eyes while yelling "Do me!"
>>1175290That just makes you a scientist, engineer, and possibly a religious scholar. You're out here testing those theories and filling holes where they are needed.
No.1175294
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>>1175292You have a need to be filled?
No.1175295
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>>1175291guilty
>>1175288(isn't it??)
No.1175296
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>>1175294I'm like almost all a top and a bit a bottom, like I'm as much a "top" as this stapler is yellow while I'm as much a "bottom" as this stapler is black/grey:
>Also, like the stapler, I'm looking to leave someone with lasting marks (to be really honest)...
No.1175297
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>>1175296You are gay, but not quite homo.
No.1175336
>>1175278>>1175279Sure, sure, "autocorrect", we toooootally believe you.
>>1175291Hmm, interesting. Taking note of this for further gayness research.
No.1175338
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>>1175336Look, all I'm saying is that after a long and hard day at work if two friends just wanna help blow a little steam off, there's nothing gay about that at all. You're just bonding and keeping moral in good spirits. Just don't act gay about it and it isn't gay, because if it isn't about being gay then it ain't gay. Especially if your friend kind of looks and sounds like a girl. That's just cosplaying and roleplay. Anyone who says otherwise is probably gay.
No.1175358
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I've never said anything gay in my entire life.
No.1175371
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>>1175342until the gender of the person in the crowd of guys yelling 'do me! do me!' is observed, and the gayness superposition is collapsed, it is neither/both the gayest thing AND the most hetero thing (and everything in between). i call it 'Schrödinger's gay'
but!! as nonny, the arbiter of gay, has already declared: i am
gelatin No.1175373
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Sometimes, I like to ask ChatGPT re-d questions. Pic related.
No.1175396
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>>1175373chainwall, please be kindly with your language, my friend.
