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!!Celestia ##Admin 04/01/21 (Thu) 15:46:09 No.4592

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Good morning, everypony!

Today, your staff here at Ponyville.us is proud to announce the newest member of our team, !!Applejack! You may know her as our esteemed user and friend, Tracer Bullet!

Tracer graduated from the University of West Dakota at the age of fifteen, and proceeded to receive her master's degree in petroleum engineering shortly thereafter from Brigham Young University, in Provo Utah.

We expect that Tracer's hardboiled demeanor and excellence in petroleum engineering shall be a great asset to Ponyville.us, as we continue our work in making Ponyville both a fun place to be, and a profitable hydrocarbon exploration venture.

Thank you all for your support!! We are so excited to welcome both Tracer and Royal Dutch Shell to our Ponyville.us family.

!!Applejack ##Mod 04/01/21 (Thu) 15:50:31 No.4593

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Howdy.

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 15:51:16 No.4594

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If any questions regarding me or my position on the futures of petroleum based power feel free to ask me here.

!!Starlight ##Mod 04/01/21 (Thu) 16:00:29 No.4595

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>>4593
>>4594
Welcome to the staff!

BMO!Beemo/ZZYY 04/01/21 (Thu) 16:03:14 No.4596

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>>4594
How will your excellence in petroleum engineering work to help craft the signature ponyville atmosphere?

Moony on phone!o0wd6knF3I 04/01/21 (Thu) 16:09:20 No.4597

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>>4596
i have been reassured by our friends at Shell that oil is very good for the atmosphere!

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 16:12:57 No.4598

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>>4595
Aye

>>4596
With the future of new clean burning petroleum this will lead to a more prosperous,cleaner, and safer ponyville.*

>>4597
While I cannot legally disclose whom will be supplying the majority of the petroleum I have heard that Shell Global© is a powerhouse in the industry and the cutting edge in petroleum based products.

BMO!Beemo/ZZYY 04/01/21 (Thu) 16:17:24 No.4599

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>>4597
Oh, thank goodness.

>>4598
I like the sound of that! Ponyville does need to be cleaner AND more prosperous! And safer is a plus!

Hisp 04/01/21 (Thu) 16:59:12 No.4600

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but i am the oil guy!

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 17:03:32 No.4601

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>>4600
Now now, healthy competition.

EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 04/01/21 (Thu) 17:18:35 No.4602

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Now hold on a gosh dang minute I was promised a Propane contract

!!Trixie ##Developer 04/01/21 (Thu) 18:32:49 No.4603

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Well it's about time.

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 18:57:08 No.4604

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>>4602
We will still have a need for propane and butane. You'll find out conditions satisfactory.

>>4603
I'm sure there were some neigh sayers.

!ALyBrYFClU 04/01/21 (Thu) 19:26:33 No.4605

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Congratulations!
What oil stocks do I buy?!

Anonymous 04/01/21 (Thu) 19:29:05 No.4606

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This is an odd April fools prank.
But okay.

!!Trixie ##Developer 04/01/21 (Thu) 19:35:38 No.4607

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>>4606
I don't think it's a prank

Anonymous 04/01/21 (Thu) 19:38:52 No.4608

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>>4607
But it's April 1st and I don't see any other prank?

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 19:59:27 No.4609

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>>4605
All of them.

>>4606
The first neighsayer.

Anonymous 04/01/21 (Thu) 20:07:40 No.4610

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>>4609
Well? Where is the actual April fool prank if this is not it?

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 20:09:51 No.4611

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>>4610
I'm told by Moony that the lack of April prank ruins the expectation of the prank.

So not having a prank is the prank

Buy oil.

Anonymous 04/01/21 (Thu) 20:19:47 No.4612

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>>4611
That doesn't make sense. Until there's an actual prank you must be it.

After all, you are Applejack. The silly pony.

Moony on phone!o0wd6knF3I 04/01/21 (Thu) 20:49:12 No.4613

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>>4605
Royal Dutch Shell Class A, of course!!

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 21:47:33 No.4614

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>>4612
Ah, must be the reason Moon suggested it.

Anonymous 04/01/21 (Thu) 22:50:35 No.4615

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Cover me in oil and fry me !!appletracer.

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 22:54:17 No.4616

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>>4615
Petroleum and petroleum byproducts are not intended for this purpose and Shell Global© does not encourage these actions.

Anonymous 04/01/21 (Thu) 23:07:13 No.4617

>>4616
Crack me in to kerosene and naptha then.

Mk17 04/01/21 (Thu) 23:10:07 No.4618

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>>4592
pfffffffffffft

Tracer Bullet 04/01/21 (Thu) 23:30:58 No.4619

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>>4617
What?

>>4618
No laughing matter.

Hisp 04/01/21 (Thu) 23:39:34 No.4620

>>4601

No u.

__________________________________

People buy Venezuelan Oil.

Anonymous 04/01/21 (Thu) 23:47:10 No.4621

>>4619
You heard me. Break my carbon chains into shorter ones.

Tracer Bullet 04/02/21 (Fri) 00:01:05 No.4622

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>>4620
Too late, I've already won.

>>4621
No.

Anonymous 04/02/21 (Fri) 00:02:12 No.4623

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>>4622
Aww.

Zeke Roa 04/02/21 (Fri) 02:10:09 No.4624

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>>4618
Hey you, this is my Trixie-turf! Beat it!

Mk17 04/02/21 (Fri) 03:07:43 No.4625

>>4624
Oh, i see how it is.
Let a guy post trixie on your trixie turf with no problem then suddenly when you go to theirs its quite the imposition.
I never.

Moony!ALoveyoutM 04/02/21 (Fri) 03:10:44 No.4626

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>>4624
>>4625
Begun, the Trixie Wars have!

dragoni!XponyNZ6g6 04/02/21 (Fri) 03:34:37 No.4627

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>>4616
Is an oil slick a good purpose for petroleum products and can it be used for an april fools joke?
>>4620
That's where they sell the best oil drills.

Zeke Roa 04/02/21 (Fri) 03:46:06 No.4628

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>>4625
Yeah, that's how it works here.

>>4626
Zeke Roa's about to make you his bitch.

Mk17 04/02/21 (Fri) 10:44:37 No.4629

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>>4626
>>4628
Make your time.

Anonymous 04/02/21 (Fri) 12:21:53 No.4630

>>4618
>>4624
>>4626
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/5710/1/trixies-favourite-pony/chapter-1

Mk17 04/02/21 (Fri) 23:35:38 No.4631

>>4630
Admittedly, there has been a time or 2 throughout the years that my hope for a chapter 2 has been shaken, but I think there is still a chance.

dragoni!XponyNZ6g6 04/03/21 (Sat) 00:09:34 No.4632

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>>4631
It only needs one chapter, it has plenty of Trixie and Trixie is Trixie's favorite pony.

Mk17 04/03/21 (Sat) 00:29:24 No.4633

>>4632
I mean, a little more Trixie couldn't have hurt.
I feel like when you think you have enough Trixie, you should double it, just to be safe.

Tracer Bullet 04/03/21 (Sat) 12:33:38 No.4634

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While I had an enjoyable time, regrettably I must retire from the position of moderator.

I thank Moony and the staff for being accommodating to my schedule these last long 24 hours.

Moony!ALoveyoutM 04/03/21 (Sat) 13:43:23 No.4635

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>>4634
thank you for your service, Tracer.

c:

april fools, everypony! silly.

Anonymous 04/03/21 (Sat) 13:49:19 No.4636

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>>4634
Not even a barrel of sweet crude refined. I'll always remember you as the worst petroleum moderator.

Agenbite of Inwit Heavy Mole 04/05/21 (Mon) 01:34:51 No.4637

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>>4592
A good move. I've always been frustrated by Ponyville's management of its crude petro assets.

Now I can park my Ford F-1000000 here without a note of remorse.

Hisp 04/07/21 (Wed) 18:16:56 No.4638

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>>4637

RS 04/09/21 (Fri) 00:57:25 No.4639

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>>4612
>After all, you are Applejack. The silly pony.

I expect the adequate amount of silliness.