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Good morning, everypony!
Today, your staff here at Ponyville.us is proud to announce the newest member of our team, !!Applejack! You may know her as our esteemed user and friend, Tracer Bullet!
Tracer graduated from the University of West Dakota at the age of fifteen, and proceeded to receive her master's degree in petroleum engineering shortly thereafter from Brigham Young University, in Provo Utah.
We expect that Tracer's hardboiled demeanor and excellence in petroleum engineering shall be a great asset to Ponyville.us, as we continue our work in making Ponyville both a fun place to be, and a profitable hydrocarbon exploration venture.
Thank you all for your support!! We are so excited to welcome both Tracer and Royal Dutch Shell to our Ponyville.us family.
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If any questions regarding me or my position on the futures of petroleum based power feel free to ask me here.
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Welcome to the staff!
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How will your excellence in petroleum engineering work to help craft the signature ponyville atmosphere?
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i have been reassured by our friends at Shell that oil is very good for the atmosphere!
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With the future of new clean burning petroleum this will lead to a more prosperous,cleaner, and safer ponyville.*>>4597
While I cannot legally disclose whom will be supplying the majority of the petroleum I have heard that Shell Global© is a powerhouse in the industry and the cutting edge in petroleum based products.
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Oh, thank goodness.>>4598
I like the sound of that! Ponyville does need to be cleaner AND more prosperous! And safer is a plus!
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but i am the oil guy!
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Now now, healthy competition.
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Now hold on a gosh dang minute I was promised a Propane contract
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Well it's about time.
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We will still have a need for propane and butane. You'll find out conditions satisfactory.>>4603
I'm sure there were some neigh sayers.
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What oil stocks do I buy?!
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This is an odd April fools prank.
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I don't think it's a prank
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But it's April 1st and I don't see any other prank?
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All of them.>>4606
The first neighsayer.
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Well? Where is the actual April fool prank if this is not it?
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I'm told by Moony that the lack of April prank ruins the expectation of the prank.
So not having a prank is the prank
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That doesn't make sense. Until there's an actual prank you must be it.
After all, you are
Applejack. The silly pony.
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Royal Dutch Shell Class A, of course!!
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Ah, must be the reason Moon suggested it.
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Cover me in oil and fry me !!appletracer.
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Petroleum and petroleum byproducts are not intended for this purpose and Shell Global© does not encourage these actions.
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No laughing matter.
People buy Venezuelan Oil.
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Too late, I've already won.>>4621
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Hey you, this is my Trixie-turf! Beat it!
Oh, i see how it is.
Let a guy post trixie on your trixie turf with no problem then suddenly when you go to theirs its quite the imposition.
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Begun, the Trixie Wars have!
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Is an oil slick a good purpose for petroleum products and can it be used for an april fools joke?>>4620
That's where they sell the best oil drills.
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Yeah, that's how it works here.>>4626
Zeke Roa's about to make you his bitch.
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Make your time.
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It only needs one chapter, it has plenty of Trixie and Trixie is Trixie's favorite pony.
I mean, a little
more Trixie couldn't have hurt.
I feel like when you think you have enough Trixie, you should double it, just to be safe.
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While I had an enjoyable time, regrettably I must retire from the position of moderator.
I thank Moony and the staff for being accommodating to my schedule these last long 24 hours.
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thank you for your service, Tracer.
april fools, everypony! silly.
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Not even a barrel of sweet crude refined. I'll always remember you as the worst petroleum moderator.
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A good move. I've always been frustrated by Ponyville's management of its crude petro assets.
Now I can park my Ford F-1000000 here without a note of remorse.
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>>4612>After all, you are Applejack. The silly pony.
I expect the adequate amount of silliness.