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Fillies and gentlecolts, as of April 1st, 2020, Ponyville has officially been placed under quarantine by the Equestrian Health Organization. Apparently, somepony was giving out hugs last night, with blatant disregard for the current pandemic. There's no need to panic! Please tune into this thread, to await further instructions.

We've been informed that users who cooperate with EHO authorities shall be awarded for their efforts.


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please wash your hooves - confirm that you are washing your hooves by either posting here, or on another thread, that you are! Even better, post a picture of a pony washing her hooves!


>Doesn’t want to be racist, but knows the hugger was Chinese


I wash my hands...




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I propose we lock down the communal boards.

Then we draft for every poster who does so request their own board.
This board will be accessable for posting only to the poster it is assigned to.
Dev team is to enable "cross"posting only by replying over tag reference accross boards.

Users will be notified when their thread has been cross-referenced.


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Instructions unclear.
Head stuck in trash can.


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Noooo!!! Wash your hooves with WATER!!!


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But... ohmigosh, I dont have any hooves! Just these paws!! is this a symptom?? am i infected?? i was hugged last night, but we used protection!! what do I do??


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Can I still boop my friends with my bare hooves?


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only if they are clean!


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*sniffles and coughs*

Hey guys, what's going on in here?


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Water is for drinkign nursebutt


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I can't believe we got quarantined on humpday of all days!


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No way I'm staying here to get infected with all of you. I'll just go to the other boards and give hugs there instead.


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Dulset, no! It'll spread! We need to socially isolate from other boards!


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>Forgot to ask Moon to make me a "Mod" for today


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No... No, Noelle... she sneezed so close to me!
What do I do? WHAT DO I DO??


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save yourself...

it's too late for me...


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n-no! We can't just leave you here!


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I'll uh, I'll leave this by the quarantine door, then...


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The Tiaravirus was actually made by the Equestrian Health Organization because too many ponies throughout Equestria were healthy, they can't make profit without sick ponies.


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That's... that's... aaa


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Yes, the princesses commisioned it because they were concerned of over-population in Equestria and want to use the tiaravirus to not only curb the population but to scare us with it to keep us indoors "for our own health".
Meanwhile the EHO will make a "vaccine" with who knows what in it for who knows how much.

Wake up sheeponies!


Those damn princesses pull this shit anytime they need leverage.


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♪I guess we're already here
I guess we already know
We've all got something to fear
we've all got nowhere to go♫

♪I think you're all INSANE
but I guess I am too

anybody would be if they got stuck at home like you♫♪


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Serious injury may result from explosion of tire/rim assembly.


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That's what you get for dismissing the pandemic as a hoax when it was surging in Neighjing!


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Pretty sure that was in NagHai.


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Wherever it began, we are all going to be rocking horse winners for a few extra weeks thanks to the tone of heedlessness in Celestia's leadership.

Or dead.


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Actually I think the Spanish flu was genuine. Watched Extra Credit videos about it.

As for the Tiaravirus, I'm just growing sceptical about it of late. I don't want to end up all tin foil hat about it nor be disrespectful to those who have had problems with it, but at the same time I can't help feel this is all orchestrated by the princesses of ulterior motives.

And speaking in MLP:FiM code does make me feel reassured in case what I've written automatically ends up in some gubbermunt database.


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>And speaking in MLP:FiM code does make me feel reassured in case what I've written automatically ends up in some gubbermunt database.
It's the latest trend and tool of the masses, post-New Sincerity! Not to be confused with post-post-irony, of course.


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Eitherway I know my oppinions about what's going on around us will not be agreed by everyone. I know there are some who are not excepting what they're told as facts and others who think those people are horrible for not accepting them as facts so I should be careful of my oppinions, especially if secret service types will be alerted to what we write etc. They can be assured to know I'm no freedom fighter if the gov are using us for social experiments of passive-dictatorship. But if I can't find the answers for myself or trust what the news wants us to think or do then I just have to accept that "I just don't know" and not to jump to any conclusions that will lead me to consequences.

What I do know is that the more we move into the digital age, the more we submit to those who control our information.

But I do know what both sides have in common is being scared and we can't let paranoia get the better of us.


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is this roleplaying or has it shifted to for realsies


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>actually 2018 flu was genuine

What, of course it was.  I grew up with personal accounts of family members who witnessed the bodies piled in the streets.

Not one word of it in school tho, proving our propoganda indoctrination in the colonies is even worse than in the empire itself.  Of course it's "just flu" and that can sometimes mean asymptomatic to death in less than 12 hours.  Just wait for the mutation.

Its not very funny actually.  I wont be a corpse in the street but financially dead along with much of the proletariat, so the rich can scoop up all our leveraged property as though it was the black death.

Reposting Beemos baby dragon to brighten this dark topic.


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No mutation.

The fun stops here.


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We'll see.  Buy gold.

Grow crops.

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