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 No.4287

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THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE EQUESTRIAN HEALTH ORGANIZATION

Fillies and gentlecolts, as of April 1st, 2020, Ponyville has officially been placed under quarantine by the Equestrian Health Organization. Apparently, somepony was giving out hugs last night, with blatant disregard for the current pandemic. There's no need to panic! Please tune into this thread, to await further instructions.

We've been informed that users who cooperate with EHO authorities shall be awarded for their efforts.

 No.4288

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WE HAVE TO WASH OUR HOOVES!

please wash your hooves - confirm that you are washing your hooves by either posting here, or on another thread, that you are! Even better, post a picture of a pony washing her hooves!

 No.4289

>Doesn’t want to be racist, but knows the hugger was Chinese

 No.4290

I wash my hands...

WITH GERM JUICE


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 No.4291

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I propose we lock down the communal boards.

Then we draft for every poster who does so request their own board.
This board will be accessable for posting only to the poster it is assigned to.
Dev team is to enable "cross"posting only by replying over tag reference accross boards.

Users will be notified when their thread has been cross-referenced.

 No.4292

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>>4288
Instructions unclear.
Head stuck in trash can.
Help?!

 No.4293

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>>4289
>>4290
>>4292
Noooo!!! Wash your hooves with WATER!!!

 No.4294

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 No.4295

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>>4294
noooooo!!!!!!

 No.4296

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 No.4297

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>>4288
But... ohmigosh, I dont have any hooves! Just these paws!! is this a symptom?? am i infected?? i was hugged last night, but we used protection!! what do I do??

 No.4298

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>>4296
>>4297
EVERYPONY REMAIN CALM!!! OH MY GOSH, REMAIN CALM!! DON'T PANIC, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! WASH YOUR HOOVES!

 No.4299

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>>4298

Can I still boop my friends with my bare hooves?

 No.4300

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>>4299
only if they are clean!

 No.4301

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*sniffles and coughs*

Hey guys, what's going on in here?

 No.4302

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 No.4303

>>4293
Water is for drinkign nursebutt

 No.4304

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 No.4305

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I can't believe we got quarantined on humpday of all days!

 No.4306

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No way I'm staying here to get infected with all of you. I'll just go to the other boards and give hugs there instead.

 No.4307

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>>4306
Dulset, no! It'll spread! We need to socially isolate from other boards!

 No.4308

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 No.4309

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 No.4310

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>Forgot to ask Moon to make me a "Mod" for today
Damn.

 No.4311

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>>4310
...hm...

 No.4312

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 No.4313

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(USER WAS QUARANTINED FOR THIS POST)

 No.4314

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 No.4315

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>>4313
No... No, Noelle... she sneezed so close to me!
What do I do? WHAT DO I DO??

 No.4316

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>>4315
save yourself...

it's too late for me...

 No.4317

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>>4316
n-no! We can't just leave you here!

 No.4318

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>>4317
BLAAAAAAAAARGGGG!!!

 No.4319

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>>4318
>>4318
I'll uh, I'll leave this by the quarantine door, then...

 No.4320

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The Tiaravirus was actually made by the Equestrian Health Organization because too many ponies throughout Equestria were healthy, they can't make profit without sick ponies.

 No.4321

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>>4320
That's... that's... aaa
aaaachoo!
twisted!

 No.4322

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>>4321
Yes, the princesses commisioned it because they were concerned of over-population in Equestria and want to use the tiaravirus to not only curb the population but to scare us with it to keep us indoors "for our own health".
Meanwhile the EHO will make a "vaccine" with who knows what in it for who knows how much.

Wake up sheeponies!

 No.4323

>>4322
Those damn princesses pull this shit anytime they need leverage.

 No.4324

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 No.4325

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♪I guess we're already here
I guess we already know
We've all got something to fear
we've all got nowhere to go♫

♪I think you're all INSANE
but I guess I am too

anybody would be if they got stuck at home like you♫♪

 No.4326

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>>4325
Serious injury may result from explosion of tire/rim assembly.

 No.4327

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>>4287
That's what you get for dismissing the pandemic as a hoax when it was surging in Neighjing!

 No.4328

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>>4327
>nayjing

Pretty sure that was in NagHai.

 No.4329

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>>4328
Wherever it began, we are all going to be rocking horse winners for a few extra weeks thanks to the tone of heedlessness in Celestia's leadership.

Or dead.

 No.4330

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>>4323
Actually I think the Spanish flu was genuine. Watched Extra Credit videos about it.

As for the Tiaravirus, I'm just growing sceptical about it of late. I don't want to end up all tin foil hat about it nor be disrespectful to those who have had problems with it, but at the same time I can't help feel this is all orchestrated by the princesses of ulterior motives.

And speaking in MLP:FiM code does make me feel reassured in case what I've written automatically ends up in some gubbermunt database.

 No.4331

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>>4330
>And speaking in MLP:FiM code does make me feel reassured in case what I've written automatically ends up in some gubbermunt database.
It's the latest trend and tool of the masses, post-New Sincerity! Not to be confused with post-post-irony, of course.

 No.4332

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>>4331
Eitherway I know my oppinions about what's going on around us will not be agreed by everyone. I know there are some who are not excepting what they're told as facts and others who think those people are horrible for not accepting them as facts so I should be careful of my oppinions, especially if secret service types will be alerted to what we write etc. They can be assured to know I'm no freedom fighter if the gov are using us for social experiments of passive-dictatorship. But if I can't find the answers for myself or trust what the news wants us to think or do then I just have to accept that "I just don't know" and not to jump to any conclusions that will lead me to consequences.

What I do know is that the more we move into the digital age, the more we submit to those who control our information.

But I do know what both sides have in common is being scared and we can't let paranoia get the better of us.

 No.4333

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is this roleplaying or has it shifted to for realsies

 No.4334

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>>4330
>actually 2018 flu was genuine

What, of course it was.  I grew up with personal accounts of family members who witnessed the bodies piled in the streets.

Not one word of it in school tho, proving our propoganda indoctrination in the colonies is even worse than in the empire itself.  Of course it's "just flu" and that can sometimes mean asymptomatic to death in less than 12 hours.  Just wait for the mutation.

>>4333
Its not very funny actually.  I wont be a corpse in the street but financially dead along with much of the proletariat, so the rich can scoop up all our leveraged property as though it was the black death.

Reposting Beemos baby dragon to brighten this dark topic.

 No.4335

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>>4334
No!
No mutation.

The fun stops here.

 No.4336

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>>4335
We'll see.  Buy gold.

Grow crops.


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