No.1208931
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How do I impress a woman? Like a real girl?
No.1208933
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Try giving her a piece of cheese.
No.1208935
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>>1208933>>1208933That's for fascinating a woman. Impressing is a different beast.
No.1208938
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>>1208935Oh no! What if I start reciting Warhammer 40k lore?
No.1208942
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>>1208933She actually does look like a mouse IRL
No.1208960
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>>1208935>>1208933A piece of cheese?
... She does complain sometimes she is hungry at work.. I should offer to get her some food next time
No.1208961
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>>120893850/50 shot you either woo her or cause irreparable damage to her psyche.
>>1208960Bring her a latte.
Bitches love lattes.
No.1208963
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>>1208961That's not a bad idea
No.1208964
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>>1208963Women love me.
Fish love me.
Men look upon me as I walk.
The beasts of the wild announce my coming with gentle tones.
I am surrounded by friends on this blossoming world.
No.1208966
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>>1208964except ur ugly and a lame
No.1208989
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Look at this net
that I just found
When I say "go!"
Be ready to thr-
oh, you said woman.
Then don't do that.
No.1208990
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>>1208933Women usually do like cheese.
No.1209008
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What does it mean when a girl shows you her stomach?
No.1209016
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>>1209008It means she LIKES you, ya brainless nincompoop!
...Or she wants belly rubs, I guess. That's also possible
No.1209023
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>>1209016I probably should actually, like, text her more often. Girl gave me her number and we've only texted a handful of times. I should just send her memes. Women love memes right?
I think I'm gonna try that coffee thing on Monday. Like not from a coffee shop. That might be too forward, but one of those "fancy" glass bottles or cans of coffee for her shift.
I feel like a bird offering another bird stones.
I actually saw her wearing a dress the other day. Like a more conservative one. Kind of reminded me of a bar maid. Extra mousey.
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>>1209023>girl gave him his number>still doesn't have the nerve to ask her outI take it back. You're not Prince Arctic. He had the nerves to make the first move.
You're Turtle.
No.1209031
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Definitely tell her Warhammer 40K lore but make sure she doesn't know it already or else you'll look like an asshole. Go for the real obscure shit.
No.1209342
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>>1209054you clearly know nothing about women
No.1209359
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>>1209342I don't know, I feel like 40k talk would scare off most women...
Now, dragons, on the other hand... I've genuinely had shocking success with that one.
Even got into Wings of Fire with someone for a bit once. Alas, older career women aren't my type, but, it was fun to nerd out a bit.
Say, what's it mean when a girl sits really close to you and leans in to show you a video, anyways?
Is my man cooked?
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>>1209359If a lady don't want to hear about 40k, I don't want that lady!
Wings of Fire got that sexy romance shit in it. Women love that sexy romance shit.
>Say, what's it mean when a girl sits really close to you and leans in to show you a video, anyways?It means they got a video they want to show you.
No.1209361
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>>1209360>Wings of Fire got that sexy romance shit in it.While true... I swear it's the dragons.
I've met more women in the scaly community than anywhere else.
Then again, it's mostly been on the internet, and everyone knows what "Girl" stands for here...
Though Wings is just generally pretty swell and targetted to girls in the first place, so it might be unrelated there at least.
>It means they got a video they want to show you.Aw man. Poor boy was wracking his brain about it for, like, three days now.
If it's nothing he might have an aneurysm.
No.1209362
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>>1209361>While true... I swear it's the dragons.Yeah it's definitely the dragons.
>and everyone knows what "Girl" stands for here...GIRL actually stands for Girl In Real Life.
>Aw man. Poor boy was wracking his brain about it for, like, three days now.In the game of boys and girls the most unromantic answer is usually the correct one.
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>>1209362It's something I've observed, but, generally the more 'monsterous' looking the 'monster' thing the more common it is liked by women.
Werewolves also obviously stay popular, despite mostly just being anthro wolves. But I think that's a specific thing.
Otherwise, though, the more 'odd' the design the more it seems to attract folk.
I've a few theories as to why, but honestly most those theories are for women who want to get swept up by a dragon/griffon/whatever...
I don't really have a good answer for the amount of women I've seen who decide to identify
with the dragon... Well, besides Sanzo, anyway, who is pretty overt with their personal insecurities.
> the most unromantic answer is usually the correct one.Tragically true.
Though it's still a trip to hear about.
I've told my man he's basically living Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide at the moment. 'Least where romance is concerned.
No.1209364
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>>1209342Yes. Tell a girl who is practically a stranger warhammer lore when she doesn't give a shit about the franchise is going to catch her interest. It's not. If the girl is already interested in you, the she will feign interest. The thing will suddenly seem interesting because she wants your attention. It's bringing your girlfriend to a gamestore when she doesn't care about actually playing games. She's going to show up and get bored in less than 30 minutes. Simple as.
>>1209359If a girl leans in really close to show you a video, it can mean a lot of things. At the bare minimum it means she's cool with you enough to sit next to you close. That's a big thing in the realm of chicks. If she moved from her seat to do it, oof. She probably was using the video as an excuse to get close. If she doesn't move back to her original seat, then she probably wants your dick to be honest. It also depends on how close she was sitting. One space away? Nothing. Half a space is plausible for the purposes of showing that video. A fourth of a space? She be pining.
You should tell your friend to grow a dick and start showing some interest back.
No.1209365
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>>1209364> It's not. If the girl is already interested in you, the she will feign interestEh, true, and a common issue for many a table and hobby space unfortunately.
Though this is mostly a case of sifting the hoes from the real ones.
The real ones'll try, and if they don't like it, they won't stick with it.
The hoes will say they like it while utterly refusing to engage.
No.1209366
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>>1209364Okay, first of all, you're responding way too seriously to something that was clearly not meant to be taken seriously.
Second of all, there's no way to know how a person, woman or not, is going to react to something until you actually actually attempt it. Obviously going in about some extremely esoteric background lore isn't going to interest someone who knows nothing about the basics, that's why what I said was a JOKE.
Also there's nothing wrong with someone showing interest in what their partner likes just because they like their partner. In fact, showing interest in what your partner likes even if you don't like it yourself is a pretty swell way to show that you appreciate them and their interests.
>>1209363It's very true, women do tend to like monsters quite a bit.
Also what anon says isn't bad advice, actually. You can never really know if a girl is interested in you if you're just trying to judge everything they do as showing interest or not. You not only should show active interest yourself if you like them, you should also just... figure out a way to ask them if they're interested in you. So much dramatic bullshit could be so easily avoided if people just straight up asked what other people mean.
No.1209379
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>>1209365Yeah, it happens. It's not necessarily a bad thing in regards to wanting to show interest in your partner's interests, but from some of the most successful relationships I've seen there is that boundary that one can show appreciation without dragging their own selves through the mud to attempt to feel involved or impress their partner.
If someone is into makeup, a game, a show, sports, ect; that I'm not into and I realize I'm not into. I show support, but don't expect me to show up to the function when you wanna show off your boyfriend like I'm some conversational piece or something. I ain't that guy. I'm gonna do my own thing. And that's true whether it's family, friends, or lovers. You show that respect and support, but also balance your own me-time without forcing yourself to suffer. That just breeds contempt
It's the same concept of two people who can love each other in the same room and do different things without smothering the other. It's a beautiful thing really when you meet someone like that. Because people aren't like that. We have similarities and differences in interests when it comes to personal time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvxTMsf-AMA No.1209386
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>>1209367>t. Tracer 2.0>>1209379Personally I'd be reluctant beyond a first-time try type fare because of that 'respect' angle. Just, less towards your given lover, and more towards the people involved.
Nobody likes when the GM brings his girl who isn't paying attention.
Not him, the girl, or the rest of the group. She's there because he wants her to be, and that's fine. I can respect that. But, it's hurting the rest, and that's where I'd draw issue. I wouldn't wish to be that girl, as I'd just not think it right for me to do.
>>1209366>So much dramatic bullshit could be so easily avoided if people just straight up asked what other people mean.Also this, partly related.
So many times these issues could so easily be solved by just asking direct "Hey, are you actually wanting to play? You don't have to if you don't want."
