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Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:39:55 No.1208931

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How do I impress a woman? Like a real girl?

Mondo 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:40:39 No.1208933

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Try giving her a piece of cheese.

EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:43:58 No.1208935

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>>1208933
>>1208933
That's for fascinating a woman. Impressing is a different beast.

Mondo 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:47:07 No.1208938

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>>1208935

Oh no! What if I start reciting Warhammer 40k lore?

Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:51:38 No.1208942

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>>1208933
She actually does look like a mouse IRL

EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 07/11/26 (Sat) 08:01:26 No.1208949

>>1208938
>>1208938
Well that's just the equivalent of putting aphrodisiacs in someone's drink.

Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 08:20:46 No.1208960

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>>1208935
>>1208933

A piece of cheese?

... She does complain sometimes she is hungry at work.. I should offer to get her some food next time

Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 08:30:33 No.1208961

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>>1208938
50/50 shot you either woo her or cause irreparable damage to her psyche.

>>1208960
Bring her a latte.
Bitches love lattes.

EshPhone!ddHyS.61fU 07/11/26 (Sat) 08:33:08 No.1208962

>>1208960
>>1208961
A latte with cheese in it!

Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 08:38:27 No.1208963

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>>1208961
That's not a bad idea

Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 08:49:09 No.1208964

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>>1208963
Women love me.
Fish love me.
Men look upon me as I walk.
The beasts of the wild announce my coming with gentle tones.
I am surrounded by friends on this blossoming world.

Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 08:51:32 No.1208966

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>>1208964
except ur ugly and a lame

Positively Pinkie 07/11/26 (Sat) 14:16:23 No.1208989

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Look at this net
that I just found
When I say "go!"
Be ready to thr-

oh, you said woman.
Then don't do that.

Positively Pinkie 07/11/26 (Sat) 14:17:19 No.1208990

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>>1208933
Women usually do like cheese.

Esh!ddHyS.61fU 07/11/26 (Sat) 15:20:51 No.1208993

>>1208990
Try telling my sister that

Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 16:17:29 No.1208994

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>>1208961
>>1208938
>mfw I've mentioned 40k to her before

Anonymous 07/11/26 (Sat) 21:07:23 No.1209007

What does it mean when a girl tells you about her period?