No.1165725
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>Multiple earthquakes across the world
>All at the same time CERN has just started testing it's particle accelerator
>AND as the world gets set for a full solar eclipse
I'll see you in the panic bunker everyone
No.1165727
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Fuck, that one apostrophe ruined the thread for me dude lmao. Sorry for being a twat.
But on the real, people have the right to be paranoid. If Snowden or Ewen Cameron proved nothing, then nothing will. But I won't reach retard levels of being paranoid, fortunately.
No.1165728
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>>1165727One day the planets will align and Planet X will appear and crash into the Earth and you'll be sorry!
Seriosuly though its all in good fun
It's all just a coincidence
... Or is it?
No.1165735
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>All at the same time CERN has just started testing it's particle accelerator
What is this, 2008 again?
No.1165745
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>>1165742well its been 12 years!
No.1165780
As much as I know with absolute certainty that the eclipse is supposed to spiritually invoke death, and that a lot of my fellow Americans generally as well as my fellow Texans specifically will choose to take that prophecy literally through their own hands, I think it'll look great to see, and I plan on making a point to witness it somewhere locally that's nice.
There's detail at:
https://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/texas-2024-eclipseIf I make it through with my soul intact, I'll let everybody know. If my body ends up becoming a vessel possessed by aliens, instead, I'll also let everybody know.