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 No.881737[Last 50 Posts]

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So I've been having some interesting encounters with some irl friends lately, and it got me thinking of this thread idea.

What are some things that you ONLY share online, and never irl? And if you feel like sharing, no pun intended, tell us why.

For me, it's the fact that I am in a mostly open relationship. I don't really try to hide that while I'm here or other places online. However, at work and 'at home', I keep that shit under locks better than SCP 001.

I do this for a few reasons-the biggest and most obvious reason being judgement. I don't want to be seen as a whore or slut. I get that to some people, an open relationship is that no matter how you try to justify it. Fine. I'll keep my stuff to the bedroom, and you can turn the other cheek if you don't like it, just don't go spreading rumours and starting shit behind my back.

Which brings me to my second reason-gossip.

People gossip. It's fine, everybody does it to differing degrees. What isn't fine, to me, is when the gossip starts to get out of hand and suddenly wild accusations or rumours start flying.

No, I don't have diseases, no I didn't sleep with so and so's husband or boyfriend, no I don't just hang around with anyone or go to crazy parties and sniff cocaine.

...

I've come to accept that someday, someone who I trusted may talk too much, and someone else may say something to someone else...there's always that possibility. I just hope that if it happens, I still have a strong group of friends at the end of it that are as accepting as you guys are, because, small towns suck sometimes.

 No.881744

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It kinda depends on who I'm actually talking to.  I'm fully open with my friends, either online or offline, which maybe isn't surprising.  But with like...coworkers?  I just don't share anything at all.  All conversation is kept to the strictest of casual topics.  I might mention if I went out to eat or saw a movie or something.  They don't get to know anything else.

Part of that is due to how weird my tastes can be.  It's best if I appear at least a little bit normal, even if I'm even more boring than a "normal" person.  I don't want to be completely shunned.  But part of it is the opposite.  I don't want to run into someone with similar tastes and be subjected to someone trying to talk to me all the time.  I just want to sit there and do my work without interruptions.

 No.881746

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Heh, if I were in an open relationship, it would mean she'd sleep with everyone but me.

I'd probably pretend to be in an open relationship, but I'd have no one else to hook up with.


Hmm, most of my worries, even, would be that she'd get a boyfriend who'd come to tell me to stay away from her, while breaking my arm or something.

 No.881751

There are very very few things I exclusively share online. Mainly the NSFW art I do under a different name. Most other things about me have been brought up in real life SOMEWHERE, if only to one person. Including my constant bouts of self-loathing, though those may be reserved to therapists. My friends do know I have some issue sto work through, but I probably should tell at least some just how often and how severe it can get - it's just that when I am with them, that is the last thing I want to be the subject. When I am WITH my friends, I have no problems and none of those worries. And I don't wanna drag them out and make everything about a woe is me thing.

Other than that... I don't really know if there is anything.

 No.881753

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In my case.

I open little by little to the persons who I consider worthy and I can really trust.

With total strangers or people I don't like.... nope.

 No.881758

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>>881744
I can't but be friendly with my co-workers and talk to them about more casual stuff than just what's going on at work. But I also keep in my mind the fact that is someone is naturally gossipy-they are going to have a hard time keeping a secret. So I give them things to gossip about.

I will deliberately drop small hints about something vague, or give them 'secrets' that aren't actually secrets to me, and that I don't care if other people hear about. This way they still get to gossip, but they will be gossiping about what I want them to gossip about.

>>881746
It takes a lot of communication and finding ways to make it more equal. Also has lots of hiccup moments. But the things you just described really are not ok or fair, or things that need to be worked through if it starts to become a problem.

>>881751
That's kind of good ina way though; you have a strong support system.
>>881753
Yea this too

 No.881762

Oh, I have a tendency to complain.
If people knew what I put online as me in person, I'd be in a world of trouble.
Also, on the corny sex jokes.

 No.881763

>>881758
I suppose. I do sometimes think I should at least with my best friend insist on having what is essentially "Tha Talk" and break down just how often it happens, but again... I don't want that to be what my visits are about. He has an actual goddamn life to think of too. Plus, I just get impossible to talk to when I get too into that.

 No.881764

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At the moment, my most deep fetishes.
But that's just because I haven't found any new girl friends since my old ones, who I would talk about anything at the time.

 No.881765

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Everything. Nobody in real life knows anything about me.

 No.881768

Hmm. I don't think there is anyone I share everything with.

 No.881769

>>881765
I'm not sure thats' the healthiest of things.

>>881764
Huh, I guess this one also, somewhat. Some of my friends know I am into kink and go to certain meetings, but they dunno any specifics.

 No.881772

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>>881758
I think it would merit a topic on its own.

For me, I can't have but my reservations

 No.881773

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>>881769
I guess that one isn't fair tho because no one wants to know what rocks your socks.

But I think I'm a lot more open than most people here. I would answer anything, if I was asked.

 No.881775

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>>881762
Your corny sex jokes are amazing and anyone who thinks ill of you for that can fuck right off :bon1:
>>881763
Well maybe one day you can make a hang out seasion just for that reason. I mean, what if things get bad when you don't want them to, or unexpectedly? Do you want to have that type of talk while also going through that?
>>881764
Some of my fetishes I don't share online either, or only with close friends @_@
>>881765
I always kind of got the feeling that you don't share much online either, but I never wanted to bug you about it because that's your business:dash8:
>>881772
Fair. It's not easy and definitely not for everyone

 No.881776

>>881773
Well yeah, it's not exactly their concern. That said, I know full well the ones that do know I go wouldn't hold any of it against me or get weirded out by the specifics.

>>881775
I can't get myself to, though.
It doesnt' happen when I am with them because then, I don't have to "perform" or "accomplish", I just have to be.

 No.881788

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>>881776
Ah, I see. Well I would say that it might help to talk anyway,but if it's going to happen it will happen. No need to force it.

 No.881796

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>>881746
this reminds me your ex told me to keep you away from us now.

>>881769
>certain meetings
tell us moreeverything, Esh

>>881737
>no coke sniffing
So it's not an open-nostril relationship then.

I'm pretty open about my crossdressing at my thrift store job, I make jokes about the dresses or heels being too small or "my size" and several co-workers know I'm not kidding.  It's funny, a worker from the donation station made a quip about if I'm still into girdles and I joked back, how'd you know my secrets? and he said I've seen your car (whoops gotta keep those bags closed haha) so I answered back, I need those to make the dresses look better.  He got a big kick out of it, it's funny how many people aren't judgy at all about it who would otherwise pretend to be so because it's supposed to be unacceptable.

On the other hand, I keep a lid on all that at the psychology clinic.  The Dr. knows I'm peculiar and doesn't say anything about the now slightly-growing number of ponies around my desk or my ever-present Ponk plush but....there are limits to what I feel I can get away with and still have a job here.

 No.881797

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Yeah, that I post on a pony based website and various other chans.

 No.881798

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>>881737
I think open relationships are not unheard of online.

>What are some things that you ONLY share online, and never irl?

There are some things, but I don't think they are appropriate to this site.

 No.881799

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>>881796
You think it's funny, but that might be more accurate than you think.

 No.881803

>>881788
I suppose.

>>881796
I have kinks. I go to parties where they are acceptable when I can. That is really all there is to say, and can be said on here.

 No.881805

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>>881775
I'm a strong believe of "I have nothing to hide".

Actually scratch that. I totally hide something from everyone. This:
>>881797
No one can know I post in these cringe places.

 No.881811

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>>881797
I kinda have to judge who I tell that too? Cause at work, there's about three distinct groups-the older crowd who just wouldn't get it, the younger crowd who would know the reference but teaze you for not like sports, and the younger 'Cool, I'm into anime!' crowd.

For the most part though I keep ponies pretty hush hush at work. And any other 'kiddy' show, like steven universe or zatch bell.
>>881798
That's ok, you can just hang out and chat with us if you want.
>>881803
Esh...

How do you find the kinky sex parties? We have such a hard time finding them and we are a couple!D<

 No.881815

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>>881758
There are things that needs to be private.
There are ranks of trust and times to do it.

If I want to share someting private that I consider important it'll be in real life.

A real idiot will be sharing his/her personal information to everyone openly in internet with some strangers..

 No.881818

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>>881811
I find it's just easier to hide my power level regardless of who I'm around.

 No.881820

>>881811
Google searching and joining communities.

There's a site called FetLife that is essentially "kink lifestyle Facebook". It has an "Events" tab that shows you events happening near the area you say you live.

 No.881833

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>>881815
>A real idiot will be sharing his/her personal information to everyone openly in internet with some strangers..


Heh, what uh, counts as personal info? :aj7:
>>881818
One Punch Man?!
>>881820
We actually did try fetlife...but that was a couple years back whenwe didn't have a good car to go out of town. Might try it again.

 No.881835

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>>881833
What of it.

 No.881839

>>881833
Most likely your best bet.

 No.881843

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>>881835
I KNEW IT

 No.881846

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 No.881848

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>>881803
Do you participate, or just hang out and enjoy the acceptance?

I will go to any party that gives me an excuse to get away with crossdressing, like halloween parties or whatever.  If I can't wear a tutu or something, I don't go.

>>881799
I hope that never actually happens to you.



TFW Ella completely ignores my response to her OP.

 No.881850

>>881848
>Implying anyone would want me to participate or ask me to
Ain't gotten much of a chance.

 No.881852

>>881841
No need to if you aren't comfortable with it.

>>881839
Probably safer too.
>>881846
I can smell power levels halfway across the universe.

I also break any electronic computer device that is within 15 feet of me, but it only has a 50% chance of hitting.

 No.881856

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>>881833
You real name.
Your address
Any type of photos showing stuff of your private life.
Sharing your credit card.
How you are woman revealing your golden ration (measurements) "B-W-H"
Speaking your kinks or fetishes.
Your bloodtype.
How much money you won

Things like that

 No.881857

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 No.881860

>>881848
>TFW Ella completely ignores my response to her OP.

What? Where? Ahh, I'm sorry! D;
>>881796
I don't really know anyone Irl that does crossdressing. I don't think I would find it that weird, but I might tell them to be careful who they share it with because this is still very much a small hick town.

 No.881863

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>>881848
No, it's the funny part


i'm precisely the kind of trashbag who has that coming.

 No.881865

>>881852
Probably. But yeah, more or less THE way to find these things from what I gather.

 No.881871

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>>881856
>tfw have done at least half of those on here
>>881857
Cool.
>>881863
Bullshit. I think you only believe that because you've let people kick you around.
>>881865
So uh...hows that weather aye?

 No.881873

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>>881850
pffft the only one who doesn't think you're wanted is you, Esh.  

What do you wear to such parties?  I bet it's something hot.

>>881856
>How you are woman revealing your golden ration (measurements) "B-W-H"

I know you have perfect golden ratio, Einhorn.  You don't need to say.

>>881863
Just cause you earned it doesn't mean you'll get your come-uppins…

>>881860
I took more than a decade off due to real life problems but ponies reawakened all that.  Hey speaking of crossdressing, last week I got to meet the gf's first hubby who transgendered after their separation.  Oh she's just so wonderful, we're gonna get together again with her and her wifey and play some games [platonic] together.

 No.881877

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>>881856
I am pretty sure credit card numbers are not private info, but actual secret info.
There is not need to share that with anyone, ever. Under any circumstances.

 No.881881

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>>881775
More than is necessary!

>>881769
Lots of things aren't healthy!

 No.881887

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>>881881

tell us everything Wheetles

 No.881888

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>>881873
I already have. Well, I have like a giant bag of comeuppances still waiting to pounce on me to shatter my kneecaps biding somewhere.
But that's the story for another thread.

 No.881890

>>881871
Scandinavian.

>>881873
And also the several times I have gone with zero result and a lifetime of literally nobody showing interest.

That's not really a discussion that's suitable for this board.

 No.881895

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>>881871
>raises a brow
Hmmm... ok....

>>881873
I see


>>881877
Of course!
There are idiots to idiots around the world. You will never knew what idiotic things are capable of.

 No.881904

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>>881873
Nice, that sounds like fun.

I was kind of wondering the other day, how I would feel if someone I knew irl transitioned. So I thought about it for a while, and though about how I have seen pics of Sherlock when he was doing cosplays, and thought to myself that it wouldn't be all that weird.

It would definitely take me sometime to get used to it and get used to using the right pronoun and/or the right name if they changed it, but I think I could. I think they would be happier and more comfortable, and in turn I would feel more comfortable with them because of them feeling better.

At least, that's how I hope I could or wouldhl handle it.
>>881877
The only person I share my credit info with is my husband and sister.
>>881881
lol
>>881890
Well to be fair, I've heard that it's pretty hard to join in if you aaren't in a relationship yourself and willing to share. Which I can understand...
>>881895
I don't know, I just never considered it -that- much of a danger. Someone is just as likely to get stalked offline as by on, and you know, you can call the police. Or do your own investigative work and bring it to the court.

Or get hit by a bus while walking to work; it's a big world out there!

 No.881907

>>881904
And just, yanno, the same thing as with job market - "we expect you to have 30 years of experience despite just walking through the door and knowing nobody five minute sago"

 No.881908

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>>881737
lies


>>881888
>almost all 8's
astounding good luck is confirmed.  if anypony shatters the kneecaps of the best pinkie poster anywhere they'll have to answer to me.

 No.881911

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>>881907
Yea that's kinda bull

That makes me wonder if it's worth it for us to go to one then. I mean, I already feel a lot more comfortable with the people we do things with, and at a place like that, it's just strangers. I might rather pay to go to vegas and get a lap dance and show that I'll actually enjoy.

 No.881917

>>881911
It is. I'm just part unlucky, part incapable of taking the initiative on my own. People have been perfectly polite and welcoming, and it's still nice to go somewhere it's not just widely accepted but expected and talked about.

 No.881918

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>>881904
Yeah You will never know what will happen in the world.
But is your freedom and choose to reveal things about yourself.

 No.881924

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>>881904

the GF had some issues regarding the situation from the past and it did impact things with us a bit, it's odd how people figure the girly clothes thing means I would abandon being a manly boyperson.  Even girls who really love the fetish have trouble with believing it doesn't mean I'm into being a girl....eh well anyway, yeah meeting up with her after all that time really was a good thing for Deb, a really good step in dealing with some old issues.

>>881911
interviews are really hard, especially if you walk away from them feeling like they have anything at all to do with one's own worth or employability.  I know that disheartening feeling, and it's very hard to convince people how that frame of mind of being tested is a big part of why they don't kill an interview.  If you don't roll in there with the right combination of This Is The Job I Want and DGAF then you will never get any job, also you will land a tiny percentage of jobs interviewed for so if you aren't getting at least 10 No's in a short period of time, then it doesn't mean no one wants you.


Esh's feeling of being unwanted is just projection.  As soon as he accepts that, the sooner he'll have attractive sex partners and employers both banging down his door.

 No.881930

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>>881917
You should try to take the initiative one of these times

 No.881931

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>>881887
I enjoy coffee but my knowledge and taste really isn't very developed.

 No.881939

>>881924
Hmm...if I didn't need to do other things right now, I might like to explore that a bit more. I would like to understand it better myself.
>>881931
This

 No.881943

>>881930
Literally never learned how, that it is okay to, or any response other than "Ew, it's you."

 No.881946

>>881943
Watch how someone else does it?

At this point, you know way more about those clubs than I do.

 No.881955

>>881946
I also know full well I am not what anyone is looking for at any given time.

 No.881963

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>>881955
more lies.

>>881931
good, good, keep going...

>>881939
>other things to do right now
darned rl.

 No.881990

>>881963
That's everything really.

 No.882003

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>>881737
>What are some things that you ONLY share online, and never irl?
I guess at this point I'm pretty open with my historical trauma and ongoing mental illness. I get the feeling I'm never telling any of that to irl people, except lost pony who now counts as an irl person to me, lol.

 No.882007

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>>882003
Useless site, striping my name. In case the edit didn't go through before updates, have another depressed opposum with my name this time.

 No.882021

>>882003
You two met?

 No.882040

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I'm only out as trans online, so that counts. I also don't really have any friends offline that I can talk to about stuff, so I mostly just talk to my online friends about it.

So it's kind of the opposite for me than it is for most people. I share stuff online, but not offline.

 No.882042

>>882021
We live maybe half an hour or so away from each other. We've met up a couple times to talk and watch ponies together. I'm sure there will be more hanging out to come.

 No.882050

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>>882040
I promise one day I try will visit you in real life so you can have a real life offline friend.

I would love to spend a night not sleeping having conversations and drinking cranberry juice and eating oreos all night.

And You will have to take me to the nearest Barnes and Noble and place to buy cranberry stuff in your area.

 No.882055

No one irl knows about my non-straightness. Not that I expect anything bad would happen if people knew. I know for a fact my family would be 100% cool about it, and I live in an area where people are generally okay with it too, so the risk of anything truly awful happening would be minimal. At the same time people can surprise you, and I don't ever want to end up in a situation where I'm treated badly because of my sexuality. Easiest way to avoid that is to keep it to myself.

I also don't tell people offline about my taste in manga and anime, but that's mostly just because I don't want them to think I'm a weirdo.

 No.882071

>>881758
>I can't but be friendly with my co-workers and talk to them about more casual stuff than just what's going on at work. But I also keep in my mind the fact that is someone is naturally gossipy-they are going to have a hard time keeping a secret.
Hmm... all of my co-workers can keep secrets.  But I guess that's due to my line of work.  Co-workers who can't keep secrets would end up in prison or at least get fired.

 No.882093

>>882071
Not secret enough that you can allude to it online evidently.

 No.882106

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>>882093
Oh, there's no problem with me revealing that my co-workers and I are legally obligated to protect certain secrets.  You could deduce that just my looking at our LinkedIn profiles and seeing who our employer is.  (Not that I'd reveal my IRL identity here though, pic related.)

 No.882214

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Apropos I was visiting friends over the Thanksgiving holiday and I had the chance to meet up with a girl I was close with back when I lived up north. Now before you get any ideas I have since moved 1500 miles from that place and she is now living with someone; nonetheless there is a peculiar sense, I think shared by both of us, that we have not fucked. This is rare in my personal life and I often wonder what kind of opportunity was missed.

We were eating pizza with a few other people and I thought it would be entertaining to share my business idea for a stripper Dave 'n' Busters' with the company. Afterward, without prompting, my friend proffered her own idea for making My Little Pony plushies with pre-installed fleshlights, similar to the ones she already makes, but with a special modification to the bum. (I could have objected that such dolls are in fact already made in resplendent variety, but that would be showing my cards. Instead I praised her entrepreneurial spirit). This was interesting information, as I was unaware she had any idea about the show, never mind that she makes fan merchandise for it.

To be clear: it is an absolute secret to everyone I know (save one or two) that I watch and have considered opinions about My Little Pony, or even that I enjoy cartoons. Such a revelation would be hilariously "off-brand" and the source of wanton humiliation. Normally it is easy to keep it under wraps. But here, HERE was a situation where I could stand up and say, "Well let me just tell you a thing or two..."

Or was it? I felt like, even though my very warm admirer and friend, a woman in whose affection my place is secure, as between her boobs, had just laid out with exuberance her plan for a line of My Little Pony sex toys to the plaudits of a room half in excitement and half in stupor, that if I blew my cover I would still be losing. She could turn it around on me with a wry grin. Word would spread on social media and that would be it for ol' Mole.

It was tempting, though. I think she would actually enjoy my fics. (I'm not sure whether I was left more wanting for that or for the sexual playground that would be the first two weeks of our relationship).

 No.882239

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i didn't know you were in a more open relationship, that's pretty cool! i hope it is one that brings you a lot of happiness

one thing i tend mention online is politics, mainly because the area i live in is so severely on the other side of the political spectrum, that i almost always get into some argument, or somebody looks at me like i just stabbed their child or something ://

i mean, i rarely talk politics online, but i can at least find like minded people that make me feel not as lonely :PP

the other thing i can think of is just being a happy go lucky guy in general, IRL is always so serious, and i tend to always be one to get my work done with no questions asked. but i don't connect with many people, just cause it is so so much easier to speak my mind online, than it is to spew it out for the world to see

now i can, have, and continue to do public speaking and stuff, but that is all prepared in advance. on the spot conversations startle me!

 No.882243

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>>882214
> Afterward, without prompting, my friend proffered her own idea for making My Little Pony plushies with pre-installed fleshlights, similar to the ones she already makes, but with a special modification to the bum.


>Or was it? I felt like, even though my very warm admirer and friend, a woman in whose affection my place is secure, as between her boobs, had just laid out with exuberance her plan for a line of My Little Pony sex toys to the plaudits of a room half in excitement and half in stupor, that if I blew my cover I would still be losing.

>It was tempting, though. I think she would actually enjoy my fics. (I'm not sure whether I was left more wanting for that or for the sexual playground that would be the first two weeks of our relationship).

 No.882250

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>>882239
>the other thing i can think of is just being a happy go lucky guy in general, IRL is always so serious, and i tend to always be one to get my work done with no questions asked.
Same here. I'm very quiet and even come off as being serious in person. Semi-anonymous places like this are an outlet for me. If I seem obnoxiously silly around here all the time, that is why!

 No.882253

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>>882250
exactly! you hit it right on the nose!

i can speak my mind and be abnoxiously myself in the most loving manner too!

 No.882320

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I don't keep any secrets at all.

 No.882361

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Nobody irl knows I like ponies.

Except for my brother, but he's known for ages now. I didn't even tell him either, he just found out about it somehow.

 No.882370

Come to think of it, my friends don't know if I'm married or have children.

 No.882371

>>882370
You wouldn't tell them that? Or invite them to your wedding?

 No.882373

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>>882371
We'll see when I get there, but probably not.

 No.882374

>>882373
You wouldn't invite them or wouldn't have a ceremony?

 No.882375

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>>882374
Either.

 No.882376

I don't talk to people irl so I'm not sure how to answer the OP.  :dash7:

 No.882396

>>882376
Why not?

 No.882397

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There's a pretty big gap between what I've told people I know online, and those I know IRL.

Often to the exclusion of the other. There's about three people in my life who I don't hide things permanently from, and only one do I make a point to inform as things occur.

 No.882398

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>>882396  The only people I talk to IRL are the people I drive around.  We're not exactly having deep conversations, and most often I keep the conversation on them anyway.  But if they have questions for me, I will usually answer without specifically withholding information.  I don't think that's what the OP was talking about.
>>882397  Do you have any local IRL friends who you also talk to online?  If so, does that bridge the gap?

 No.882399

>>882398
No, why dont you talk to more people?

 No.882400

>>882399 because I have no friends locally :dash3:

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>>882398
I talk to most of my IRL friends online as well, but they're still firmly in one category separate from other online friends.

 No.882407

>>882400
Make some?

 No.882450

>>882403  oh, interesting
>>882407  it's not that simple  :dash7:

 No.882465

>>882450
Seems pretty simple to me. If i can make friends you can.

 No.882468

>>882465  can, sure  :trixie6:

 No.882614

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I don't really have any friends not online or anyone i talk to, aside from jee-eff and i met her online so i don't think she should count

 No.882619

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>>882614
>no friends
You seem pretty awesome.  How can that possibly be true??

Be my friend! lostpony#4682

 No.882628

>>882619
I think the key words in >>882614 were "not online".

 No.882633

>>882628
I read that differently but i see you're right.

Fine then, *pout.

 No.882660

>>882614
>jee-eff
is that a person?

 No.882666

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>>882660
I think it is an AI bot.

 No.882672


 No.882687

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i want everyone to be happy, to feel loved, and to feel comfortable in their path in life <3

 No.882689

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 No.882690

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>>882689
>hugs and kajis <3

hey boatlight <3

 No.882696

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>>882690  how's it going?
>hugs

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>>882696
going pretty good!

we got over half of the video we need for our film done

and i met up with a kung fu brother of mine, and he taught me the beginning of a Wudan Jian form that i am excited to learn!

how are you?

 No.882708

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>>882703  that's pretty cool!
my back is really sore, but other than that, doing pretty well

 No.882709

>>882708
Why is your back sore?

 No.882712

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>>882709  I have no idea

 No.882713

>>882712
Have you lifted anything recently?  How is your posture?  How do you sleep position?

 No.882716

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>>882713  I don't think so.  not great.  erratically.
how bad is it, doc?

 No.882718

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>>882708
hmm, if your back is sore, you can try some gentle extending excersise

like, if you stand up, keep your feet shoulder width, and tuck your pelvis to straighten the spine. then you tuck your chin to make sure your neck is aligned too

and then when you are in that position, you just gently start moving from your waist, like a swivel, and let your arms just dangle with no stiffness

do that for about 5-10 minutes, and you should feel looser

 No.882732

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>>882718  that helped a bit.  it's worst between my shoulders though

 No.882749

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>>882732
lift you arms straight above and behind your head

sink the elbows down and back slowly until you feel the top of your shoulders tense

then after 10 seconds, sink to the middle between your shoulder blades

after 10 seconds, try to touch your elbows for 10 seconds.

then relax and repeat this a few times

 No.882757

>>882468
So you choose to have no friends?

 No.882764

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>>882749  feels like it might be helping, but I'm not sure I understood all that, especially
>try to touch your elbows for 10 seconds.
behind your back?  is that even possible?
>>882757  it's complicated

 No.882775

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>>882764
yes, behind your back

don't worry, i can't touch my elbows behind my back either, that's why i said "try"

 No.882922

>>882619
>You seem pretty awesome
i've tricked you

 No.882925

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...i feel like all of you might know me better than almost anyone i know in real-life. i have quite a few friends, but i can be careful to keep a lot of my mushier side to myself.

 No.882927

>>882925
Hey Moony! Happy birthday! How old are you know? 19?

 No.882928

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>>882927
...it is a little embarrassing, manley, but i am 28.

 No.882929

>>882928
Nothing to be embarrassed about Moony. No matter how old you get, you'll still be younger than me!

 No.882931

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>>882929
but what if one day i am so old, Manley?

 No.882933

>>882931
I'll still be older!

 No.882935

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>>882933
ooohhh

 No.882955

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I think I tend to be more open about being transgender online than I am IRL.

Not that I am completely in the closet or anything like that IRL or anything. It's really only select friends and family who know.

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>>882955
i admire that a lot, Andrea, the openness.

without ponies, i'd not really understand or respect transgender people like i do today. i just never knew any growing up, you know?

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>>882922
Oooo even awesomer

>>882933
No, I will, said the little red hen.

Not that it makes any difference, other than i'm likely to die first you whippersnapper.

>>882966
Me neither but i just met my gf's first hubby who transgendered after they parted and i simply love her!  Such an amazing individual.  We're gonna all 4 (both couples including her also-trans wife) get together regular-like starting in january.


It's kinda sad really how so many must hide themselves from others, but it's also great to have a secret place to share those important private things with each other.

 No.883129

>>882718
I need to try this after work. My doctor also told me todo some core training so my leg will stop bugging me so much.

 No.883130

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>>882931
Look forward to being old, Moony~

There are a lot of great things that come with being old.

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>>883130

Like free coffee!

 No.883163

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and

prostate exams?

 No.883188

>>883163
and colonoscopy.

>>883162
where do I get free coffee?

 No.883327

>>883162
Oh I can just go to the casino for that
>>883163
Oh I can just go to the casino for that

 No.883423

>>883327
They are truly God's churches.

 No.883454

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>>883162
Coffee isn't even good, Mandy
All it does is taste bad and give me headaches


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