i'd reinstate christmas. it's my favorite holiday, but i would definitely expand it to be more inclusive to folks, and with the plaque underneath saying "money is an acceptable gift"
we don't truly know when the new year actually is beyond our human concepts, so instead of new years, we have global adoption day! it would be the day that celebrates our acceptance of a full year of being on the earth! and we would start on 1 AGAD and go from there.
January is a dull sad month for most, but also the first true month that is not filled with a lot of holiday hullabaloo. so i'd instate a 2 week celebration and honoring of Cozy. wher eyou are encouraged to just be cozy in some way or another, and they will have hot chocolate, coffee, tea, and cider available at most local supermarkets outside the door.
february is the month of love for some, while a month of loneliness to others. now i am a romantic and would love to see some love, but i don't want it to feel necessary, but i don't want it to feel unaccessible. So i'd call it the "RAINBOW OF LOVE" day! and if you are interested in finding love, you can wear a red bandana or bracelet, if you are looking for friendship, you can wear a yellow bracelet, and if you aren't looking for anything, you can just keep it blank. there would also be bracelets available in all the pride flags to signify who somebody is looking for, with even further markers for specifically boys, girls, or non-binary if need be. I know not every place is safe, so i'd have festivals pop up specifically for people to go to safely, with guards and security in case something goes awry
March would have Boondock Saints day, which is like St. Patty's day, but with added emphasis on the movie Boondock Saintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KCzK9pWQDo
Eggs make no sense honestly, so let's go even further and make it omelette day. and instead of a rabbit, the mascot would be a jolly waitress that hands out omelette plates, and if you give her a good enough tip, all your family would be blessed with being called "shug" until the summer time ^^
May doesn't really have any holidays, so i'd have Will day. everything you have been thinking you "may" do, you instead WILL do! you WILL take that trip! you WILL have that extra slice of pizza! you WILL start working out!
June will have second christmas, on my birthday, it will be like normal christmas except warm, which will make it even better!
July is the 4th for the US, but not for everyone else. so we'd have international firework awareness day! everyone everywhere gets to fire fireworks off! you'd still have to adhere to local laws and fire bans, cause i know for a fact that being near forest fires and having to nearly evacutate SUCKS. so you'd have to find places where you can fire them off.
August is many peoples last month before school starts, so you get the "Dare to be Stupid" Day. your last moments to be stupid until you need to smart up again!
September will be about cats. 9th month, 9 lives, simple as that.
October will have Halloween still, but it's going to be emphasized to extend all the way through November, but not to exclude christmas, but rather to intermingle with christmas. November will then be the "Nightmare before Christmas" month and will be a hybrid jolly and spooky month with ghosts and reindeer alike!
and november will just have the day of EAT! it will be like thanksgiving, but international and not tied with a problematic history. you will still encouraged to be grateful and thankful to others, but you better EAT!!!
and that will be my list of major holidays <3