No.1072311
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HALT, THERE!
We stopped you because we got a 10-004 report:That is a non happiness friendship problem!
We have to polite ask you to empty your pockets, and if you don't have anything funny we giving you a jo-jo and a smiley sticker!
>what do you carry on you right now!
No.1072316
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My pockets are completely empty....
But that's a good thing I suppose...?
Will you teach me a yoyo trick so it doesn't go to waste?
No.1072317
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>>1072315that´s even worse crime!
Go put on some shorts, ASAP!
>>1072316i can only teach you the triangle pendle.
No.1072320
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UUurgh, Fine!
From left to right
>Wallet/phone
>cleaning kit for screens, but uses it for my glasses
>an old cassette tape
>pen
>lighter
>2 AA batteries
No.1072321
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I literally only ever have my wallet, my phone and my keys in my pockets, man.
No.1072324
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I carry my body around with me wherever my mind goes
No.1072327
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>>1072325But it's technically true!
No.1072329
>>1072321>keys FUUUuuuuuuuu
i knew i forgot something!¨
No.1072331
>>1072330*sigh*
time to get the ladder and break the top window. done so before i can do so again.
No.1072333
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>>1072332..... i haven't told him since first time.
i just stuck a pillow and wooden plank on the otherside and tejp.
maybe why the house looks like a crack house..... maybe fits the shitty owner tho
No.1072336
>>1072333Shushwith that
>>1072335Did I just blow your mind?
No.1072341
>>1072339*whistles*
hey dun shoot the messenger
No.1072343
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>>1072341I didn't.
I shot the sheriff.
But I DIDN'T shoot the deputy.
No.1072353
>>1072352i don't know. i need help!
;-;
No.1072358
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Fine
> removes pants
> my jammies have no pockets
