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 No.1072311

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HALT, THERE!

We stopped you because we got a 10-004 report:That is a non happiness friendship problem!

We have to polite ask you to empty your pockets, and if you don't have anything funny we giving you a jo-jo and a smiley sticker!

>what do you carry on you right now!

 No.1072315

Jokes on you I don't have pants right now.

T-that's kinda funny, r-right?

 No.1072316

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My pockets are completely empty....
But that's a good thing I suppose...?
Will you teach me a yoyo trick so it doesn't go to waste?

 No.1072317

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>>1072315
that´s even worse crime!
Go put on some shorts, ASAP!

>>1072316
i can only teach you the triangle pendle.

 No.1072318

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 No.1072319

>>1072318
Good pone!

 No.1072320

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UUurgh, Fine!
From left to right

>Wallet/phone
>cleaning kit for screens, but uses it for my glasses
>an old cassette tape
>pen
>lighter
>2 AA batteries

 No.1072321

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I literally only ever have my wallet, my phone and my keys in my pockets, man.

 No.1072324

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I carry my body around with me wherever my mind goes

 No.1072325

>>1072324
I don't think that was the question...

 No.1072327

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>>1072325

But it's technically true!

 No.1072328

>>1072327
Isn't it ALSO technically try that your body carries around your mind at the same time, with the mind mostly just informing the body where to go?

 No.1072329

>>1072321
>keys
FUUUuuuuuuuu
i knew i forgot something!¨

 No.1072330

>>1072329
Welp, you are now locked out of your home. Whatcha gonna do?

 No.1072331

>>1072330
*sigh*
time to get the ladder and break the top window. done so before i can do so again.

 No.1072332

>>1072331
I am sure your glass guy loves you

 No.1072333

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>>1072332
..... i haven't told him since first time.
i just stuck a pillow and wooden plank on the otherside and tejp.

maybe why the house looks like a crack house..... maybe fits the shitty owner tho

 No.1072335

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 No.1072336

>>1072333
Shushwith that

>>1072335
Did I just blow your mind?

 No.1072337


 No.1072339

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 No.1072341

>>1072339
*whistles*
hey dun shoot the messenger

 No.1072343

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>>1072341
I didn't.

I shot the sheriff.

But I DIDN'T shoot the deputy.

 No.1072345

>>1072343
pfff. esh thinks i have that high of a degreee as a citizen. esh you think to highly of a trashcan like me

 No.1072346

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 No.1072349

>>1072346
njuuuu i dun desevre!

 No.1072350

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 No.1072351

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 No.1072352

>>1072351
Yeah! Watcah gonna do about it!

 No.1072353

>>1072352
i don't know. i need help!
;-;

 No.1072354

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 No.1072358

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Fine

> removes pants
> my jammies have no pockets


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