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Do you have any ducks?                                                                                 


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Well, I don't but we have maybe...40 or 50 in the fridge at work.


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I've got one.


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I'm at a solid 0 for ducks, though there are some nearby at times.


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>sees sylveon
>not manley

i am confusion!

do we or do we not need to have them in order?


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Actually I own all the ducks.
It's just that I don't mind sharing.
Soooo, you don't have to thank me, but you're welcome.


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I don't have any ducks
Not a single duck to my name.


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It's okay, you can have one of mine.
His name is Steve and he lives in a pond in Buffalo NY.
He's yours!


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Wow, way to give a duck.


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The world would be a better place if more people gave a duck (even though they're all mine.. except for Steve.)


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I'm off to Buffalo to collect Steve!


But if you give ducks away for free how are you ever gonna make any Duck sales (Woo-oo!)


In ponds mostly.
But funny story, I saw actions of rape among ducks once.


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The ducks arent actually free.  Put them back quick.


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♪ Ducks float buoyantly
on the pond of my desire ♫

♫♪ I feed the ducks with a bun
only to find me in love with you ♪


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Um. Who said you could post Sylveon?


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Nurse Joy?


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That's not Sylveon. It's his personal OC, Slyveon!


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I have exclusive rights to Sylveon, I'll have you know.


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You've never stolen someone's avatar to wreck havoc before?


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Oh that's my favorite thing to do.


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Can I help you?


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depends on how much you're willing to share...
where are the diamonds?!?


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n-nothing at all??


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What oh what do you mean?

Maybe a little bit of something, it depends~
Not diamonds though.


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You can't weasel your way out of this one!


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And what am I weaseling out of?


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I don't know yet!


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So I don't see how I could be doing it.


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I guess that checks out.


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I'm glad you see it my way, but I'd appreciate an apology.


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oh! that sounds good! a little bit of something is usually more fun than a whole lot of nothin'!
play coy all you want, the diamonds WILL be mine!


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Would a fake apology be alright?


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It's the only kind I'd accept.

I'll be long gone in Mexico before you ever catch me. You'll never have the diamonds.


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Then that settles it, diplomacy wins.
Sorry Esh, no fight this time.


You gotta fight
for your right
to fight


Man I never get what I want


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Santa will be here soon, if you've been good maybe he will give you the fight you crave?


wait does tat mean me and Santa are gonna fight?


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Start training now and you may be able to defeat him and get all of the presents!


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And ruin everyone else's christmas while I am at it?

Please, even I am not THAT evil


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Yeah, but then you'd be christened as the new Santa and would have a wacky adventure where you get to know your long lost son/daughter better as you hand out presents to everyone and truly discover the meaning of Christmas.


Nooo I'm already fat enough and don't wanna live on the North Pole!


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You'd get Mrs. Claus out of the deal.


I think I might be too young for most traditional versions of MRs Claus

Besides, you just want me to be Santa so you can get a free ride to be naughty cause you're friend with Santa and he'll hook you up anyway

I see through your ruse


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Why I never!
To think that you'd think that I'd stoop so low, I've never been so insulted in all my life!

...but you'll hook me up when you're Santa, right?


And you never will cause I am not gonna be Santa!

...but yes.


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they will be mine!

i would like 3 nothings, please

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