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 No.963957

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Guys, I've done the math. If I drink 10 "5 Hour Energy"s at once, I can stay awake for over 2 days!

Everybody wish me luck! I'm about to tap into the speed force!

 No.963958

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I think you're joking, but just in case you aren't, please be careful with energy drinks and energy supplements

I'd prefer you stay alive, yes? Be safe

 No.963959

>>963958
I am joking. But you don't have to pretend like you care.

You're right. I should drink 15 instead and stay awake for 3 days!

 No.963960

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>>963959

Okay, good to hear you're joking

I know some people that think taking a lot at once is actually safe, and it isn't

I'm not great at this kind of humor, so I'll let you be

 No.963961

>>963960
It's ok.

Maybe I should say, I appreciate you pretending to care, but you don't have to for my sake instead.

 No.963962

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You should make coffee with it. Twice the speed

 No.963963

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>>963961

I really just wanted to make sure you weren't going to overdose on medicine and die, let's not get deeply emotional about this, okay?

Try to enjoy your day and don't worry about it, I do what I want to

 No.963965

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If you see a blue fairy don't eat his meatballs

 No.963966

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I’d be careful with those if I were you.

I used to be pretty addicted to them, and at least for me I got to a point where I actually felt exhausted after drinking one. They’d just completely suck the energy out of me. The results are diminishing to the point where you’ll begin to lose energy rather than gain it after awhile of consistently drinking them, or again, that was my experience. And that’s not to mention how generally unhealthy they are.

At my lowest point I’d drink ~750ml to a litre every day, but now I drink a 500ml can once or at worst twice a month.

 No.963981

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What happens next?

 No.963986

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That's not how it works.

They aren't cumulative. You need to take them in sequence, the second one after 5 hours, then the next after 10 etc. Otherwise you just have 50 hours worth of energy for the next 5 hours and then you crap yourself and pass out, just like Dr. Jekyll.

 No.963999

>>963981
Is that a bat?

>>963965
Is this a reference to something?

 No.964007

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 No.964009

>>964007
But why?

 No.964016

That's a good enough excuse to post this.

 No.964036

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oh god, that cannot be good for your heart

 No.964043

>>964036
Nah, I'll tap into the speed force!

 No.964048

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>>964043

That would be pretty cool, but wouldn't it be bad if you could do that just by drinking a lot of energy drinks?  We'd have so many speedsters.

 No.964052

>>964048
Yeah, that many speedsters would be bad. Especially if they could time travel with it like the Flash can.

There's a dude in the DC universe called Elongated Man who gets his powers from a special fruit. And I'm like... why doesn't everyone have stretchy powers, then?

 No.964063

>>963986
Do you think there was 5 hour energy in Dr. Jekyll's serum?

Also, yeah, having 50 hours worth of energy in 5 hours kinda sounds like you'd just explode.

 No.964068

>>964063
It was nothing but 5 hour energies.

Also your body doesn't explode. You just have a seizure if you overdo it.

 No.964076

>>964068
5 Hour Energy turns you into Mr. Hyde. Good to know.

 No.964111

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ManleyDragonPunchy.png

i have reason to believe this is a real photo of Manley. View at your own risk!!

 No.964118

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>>964111
that is 110% manley right there

like looking into a mirror, if manley was also in the mirror

 No.964119

>>964111
>>964118
I wish I were that cute. I might be able to get a date then.

 No.964136

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I drank a half of one of those once

It almost killed me

 No.964137

>>964136
Were you butt-chugging?

 No.964138

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>>964111
I bet Manley has a nice floofy chest like that

Infact, I bet it's so nice and floofy,that if Manley ever made the mistake of revealing it to the outside world, every singe sentient being on the planet would faint! And the whole world would just explode!

 No.964139

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>>964137
...
>>964138
I take it back!

 No.964140

>>964139
I'm just saying, there's not a lot of things you should put up your butt!

 No.964144

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>>964140
I'm never complimenting you again!

 No.964145

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 No.964147

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>>964145
Shh

He has to think that I'm actually mad at him.

 No.964149

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Where the hell did everyone go? Did I kill the site?

 No.964150

>>964144
But I all I asked is if you put the energy drink in your butt.

 No.964153

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>>964150
Th-that's so lewd!

 No.964154

>>964153
your butt isn't lewd. It's for pooping.

 No.964155

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>>964154
But it can be lewd

Therefore your question is lewd

Therefore you are lewd!

 No.964157

>>964155
you're the one thinking lewd thoughts!

 No.964159

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>>964157
You started ne thinking the lewd thoughts with your lewd questions!

 No.964160

>>964159
Let's talk about something else, then.

 No.964161

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>>964160
Do we have to? I was rather enjoying myself.

 No.964162

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>>964161
ok then, bend over.

 No.964163

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>>964162
Don't want to~

 No.964164

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>>964163
It'll be fun!

 No.964165

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 No.964168

>>964165
What were we talking about?

 No.964169

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>>964168
Energy drinks?

 No.964170

>>964169
Ahh. You know, I actually don't drink them very often.

 No.964171

>>964170
I try a new one like, once a year. But mostly I drink coffee, yerba mate sometimes, or a redbull if I'm really tired but need to get stuff done.

 No.964172

>>964171
>>964171
I don't usually drink caffine. It makes me jittery.

 No.964185

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 No.964247

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>>963957
Speed kills, Manley.

Be careful

 No.964248

>>964111
That's definitely him, Officer.

You can be sure by the sideways smile.

 No.964260

>>964247
It's not speed, it's caffeine.

>>964185
That's speed!

 No.964274

>>964260

The same just less so.

 No.964278

>>964274
I'm fairly certain the chemical make up is different.

 No.964281

But to be completely serious. The LD50 for oral caffeine is around 200 mg/Kg, and 5 hour seems to have 235 mg of caffeine. So your lethal dose is basically the same number of 5 hour energies as you weigh in kilograms. A bit less depending.

 No.964282

>>964278

Its true, its fuckin hard to get my coffee crystals smoking in the morning.

 No.964283

>>964281
Are these numbers real?

Can i actually die if i drink 91 5-hr-energys?

Im thinking, accomplishment opportunity.

 No.964285

>>964281
That's like, more than 100 of them for even a little person.

 No.964302

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>>964283
>>964285
I think you would probably die from other things at that point. Possibly a ruptured stomach.

 No.964303

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>>964302
That won't do at all.

Administer them rectally then.

 No.964304

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>>964303
I cannot assure the LD50 would be accurate for untested administration methods.

Also the toxicity for the vitamins in 5 Hour is probably considerably higher than for caffeine.

 No.964308

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>>964304
>vitamins will kill you first

Hmm this is convincing.  Maybe stick with the vodka for the straight rectal infusion and forget the 5 hour junk.

 No.964311

>>964304
Vitamins can't kill you, dummy. Vitamins are good for you. That's why I pound down 8 days worth of Vitamin C every morning! I've never once gotten a cold!

>>964303
Why do we keep coming back to butt-chugging? >>964137

Did you know that, if you are lost at sea, you can butt-chug sea water to fight dehydration? Let's hope I never get lost at sea!

 No.964312

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 No.964315

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>>964311
So im not even original then, ha.

I suspect the high salinity of sea water would dehydrate you even through the back end input procedure.

But id be willing to join a study.

>>964312
:pinkie11:

 No.964366

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>>964311
>Vitamins can't kill you, dummy. Vitamins are good for you. That's why I pound down 8 days worth of Vitamin C every morning! I've never once gotten a cold!
Vit C is water-soluble.  Vit A is fat-soluble.  Symptoms of overdosing on Vitamin A (such as by eating the liver of a polar bear) include drowsiness, sluggishness, irritability, severe headache, bone pain, blurred vision, and vomiting. Perhaps the most horrific symptom encountered is peeling skin, up to full-body skin loss, with even the thick skin on the bottoms of the feet peeling away, leaving the underlying flesh bloody and exposed. The worst cases ended in liver damage, hemorrhage, coma, and death.

 No.964367

>>964366
He's memeing. He knows all these things and delights in being corrected.

 No.964374

>>964367
What makes you say that?

 No.964431

>>964374
Your self assured yet playful tone with the density of fallacies in the post. It reads more like a comedy routine than an assertion of fact.

 No.964466

>>964431
Next you'll be telling me that I was joking when I calculated that because only 300 people a year die in airplane crashes while over 10,000 people a year die in car crashes, I statistically proved that flying cars would save hundreds of lives!

 No.964498

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