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Guys, I've done the math. If I drink 10 "5 Hour Energy"s at once, I can stay awake for over 2 days!
Everybody wish me luck! I'm about to tap into the speed force!
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I think you're joking, but just in case you aren't, please be careful with energy drinks and energy supplements
I'd prefer you stay alive, yes? Be safe
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Okay, good to hear you're joking
I know some people that think taking a lot at once is actually safe, and it isn't
I'm not great at this kind of humor, so I'll let you be
Maybe I should say, I appreciate you pretending to care, but you don't have to for my sake instead.
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You should make coffee with it. Twice the speed
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I really just wanted to make sure you weren't going to overdose on medicine and die, let's not get deeply emotional about this, okay?
Try to enjoy your day and don't worry about it, I do what I want to
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If you see a blue fairy don't eat his meatballs
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I’d be careful with those if I were you.
I used to be pretty addicted to them, and at least for me I got to a point where I actually felt exhausted after drinking one. They’d just completely suck the energy out of me. The results are diminishing to the point where you’ll begin to lose energy rather than gain it after awhile of consistently drinking them, or again, that was my experience. And that’s not to mention how generally unhealthy they are.
At my lowest point I’d drink ~750ml to a litre every day, but now I drink a 500ml can once or at worst twice a month.
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What happens next?
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That's not how it works.
They aren't cumulative. You need to take them in sequence, the second one after 5 hours, then the next after 10 etc. Otherwise you just have 50 hours worth of energy for the next 5 hours and then you crap yourself and pass out, just like Dr. Jekyll.
Is that a bat?>>963965
Is this a reference to something?
That's a good enough excuse to post this.
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oh god, that cannot be good for your heart
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That would be pretty cool, but wouldn't it be bad if you could do that just by drinking a lot of energy drinks? We'd have so many speedsters.
Yeah, that many speedsters would be bad. Especially if they could time travel with it like the Flash can.
There's a dude in the DC universe called Elongated Man who gets his powers from a special fruit. And I'm like... why doesn't everyone have stretchy powers, then?
Do you think there was 5 hour energy in Dr. Jekyll's serum?
Also, yeah, having 50 hours worth of energy in 5 hours kinda sounds like you'd just explode.
It was nothing but 5 hour energies.
Also your body doesn't explode. You just have a seizure if you overdo it.
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i have reason to believe this is a real photo of Manley. View at your own risk!!
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that is 110% manley right there
like looking into a mirror, if manley was also in the mirror
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I drank a half of one of those once
It almost killed me
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I bet Manley has a nice floofy chest like that
Infact, I bet it's so nice and floofy,that if Manley ever made the mistake of revealing it to the outside world, every singe sentient being on the planet would faint! And the whole world would just explode!
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I take it back!
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I'm never complimenting you again!
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He has to think that I'm actually mad at him.
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Where the hell did everyone go? Did I kill the site?
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Th-that's so lewd!
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But it can be lewd
Therefore your question is lewd
Therefore you are lewd!
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You started ne thinking the lewd thoughts with your lewd questions!
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Do we have to? I was rather enjoying myself.
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ok then, bend over.
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Speed kills, Manley.
That's definitely him, Officer.
You can be sure by the sideways smile.
It's not speed, it's caffeine. >>964185
Are these numbers real?
Can i actually die if i drink 91 5-hr-energys?
Im thinking, accomplishment opportunity.
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I think you would probably die from other things at that point. Possibly a ruptured stomach.
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That won't do at all.
Administer them rectally then.
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I cannot assure the LD50 would be accurate for untested administration methods.
Also the toxicity for the vitamins in 5 Hour is probably considerably higher than for caffeine.
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>>964304>vitamins will kill you first
Hmm this is convincing. Maybe stick with the vodka for the straight rectal infusion and forget the 5 hour junk.
Vitamins can't kill you, dummy. Vitamins are good for you. That's why I pound down 8 days worth of Vitamin C every morning! I've never once gotten a cold!>>964303
Why do we keep coming back to butt-chugging? >>964137
Did you know that, if you are lost at sea, you can butt-chug sea water to fight dehydration? Let's hope I never get lost at sea!
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So im not even original then, ha.
I suspect the high salinity of sea water would dehydrate you even through the back end input procedure.
But id be willing to join a study.>>964312
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>>964311>Vitamins can't kill you, dummy. Vitamins are good for you. That's why I pound down 8 days worth of Vitamin C every morning! I've never once gotten a cold!
Vit C is water-soluble. Vit A is fat-soluble. Symptoms of overdosing on Vitamin A (such as by eating the liver of a polar bear) include drowsiness, sluggishness, irritability, severe headache, bone pain, blurred vision, and vomiting. Perhaps the most horrific symptom encountered is peeling skin, up to full-body skin loss, with even the thick skin on the bottoms of the feet peeling away, leaving the underlying flesh bloody and exposed. The worst cases ended in liver damage, hemorrhage, coma, and death.