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What's this we have here?  Some hamburgers?  What has happened to them?


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Just add some egg and flour..


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Crushed potato chips...


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Now we're getting somewhere!


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The final ingredient.  Boiling oil!


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Freshly deep fried bacon hamburger fries!


It counts!

Looks unhealthy as f.... But I really want one.
Were they good?


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I think they were pretty good, yeah.  Tasted about how you'd expect, I suppose.


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...you have... a deep fat fryer... in your home?


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Technically this was a friend's home.


Usually you use cooking oil and not fat, I think.


Oil is pretty much the same thing! Just melts at room temperature.


No, cooking oil is made of vegetables! ...most of the time!


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If I understand correctly, the oil we used was made of rape.  Which at least partially explains why they call it canola.


yes, it is rape seed oil. But they didn't want to write "RAPE" on the bottle. The name "Canola" comes from "Canadian Oil, Low Acid" because a Canadian invented it.


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That fully explains why they call it canola!


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>Captain Morgan

A man after my heart


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The secret ingredient is alcohol.


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There was a wide assortment available for the party, but I haven't tried drinking since the incident with the antibiotics.


Oh, yup, that doesn't sound like a good combo


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You should try it again!


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I must say mondo, you serve a nice pair of steam hams.


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You applied heat to a food item.

This is cooking.


Then what is it when you prepare foods that do no require heat?


That is also cooking


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>prepare foods that do no require heat?
Like pouring milk in a bowl of cereal?


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What if you apply heat to a non food item?


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Whose house did you burn down


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garde manger


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It's French but you if you want to think of hugging a gardevoir that is bringing you vacation juice that is fine.

Aww, no clever one-liner to accompany the image?


"That plate's got so much oil on it, the US tried to invade it!"


What does Gardevoir juice taste like?


You can't hug a Gardevoir. You see the spike on it's chest? You'd be impaled.

I don't think the Gardevoir produced the juice. But there ARE pokemon who do. Miltank give milk, and Shuckle ferment berries in their shell to produce Berry Juice. Which I'm sure gets you drunk as fuck.


>Miltank give milk
A wise man once said "you can milk just about anything with nipples".  Do any other Pokemon have nipples?


I have no idea! Some are clearly mammalian, by real-world standards. But all pokemon hatch from eggs. And non (except Miltank) are drawn with nipples. So it's a toss-up which ones do.

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