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How can I get Moony to /pp/ with me?


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The heck is /pp/?


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pee pee <3


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is that some special stat or game item?


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You know what....

I give up.

I don't wanna /pp/ with anyone anymore.


Why isn't that squirrel wearing pants?


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That's all fine dear, but you have to communicate a tad better, I'm sure if Moony or someone else knew about that PeePee item you speak of, they would surely pick on such activity or item.. or.. pet? erm.. with you!


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Pants are optional, haven't I already taught you that?


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Then why not just invite them to the nearest bathroom? Is there any cordiality or ritual that I'm missing of?


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A-Are you trolling me?



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W-what?! I would never do such a mean thing!


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>Why isn't that squirrel wearing pants?
Why would a squirrel wear pants?


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Exactly my point!

See Manley? Other people gets it!


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She needs pants.

She's a squirrel with boobs.


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If I were to ask you to /pp/ with me, would you do it?


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I wouldn't /pp/ with you if you were on fire.


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>mfw you wouldn't /pp/ with me but would have sex with me.


Well, you aren't real, so i'd be using my imagination anyway!


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b-but.... I feel.... so real....


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But Manley! All squirrels have tits! They're mammals! This squirrel's tits just happen to be much more appealing than the average squirrel's!


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Huh.  I did not realize you were a squirrel, Sweet Sauce.  Squirrels are nice, I think.


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What else could he/she would've been?


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Oh, I didn't have an alternate animal in mind, just never thought to resolve Sweet Sauce('s picture) to one.


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If anything, I'd appreciate your advice on how to possibly get the admin to urinate with me since you are one of the most intelligent posters there is.

This is purely a hypothetical situation and I have no intention of doing that for real.


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Well, Moony seems pretty anti-fetish, so you're probably not going to get anything in that direction.  But if you can be together somewhere with a single bathroom (for your gender(s); that more than one person can use), it all works down to probabilities.  If being in the same room satisfies, anyway.


>urination together

Of course Moony would need assurance that Sweetie's going to follow universal restroom etiquette:  NO PEEKING


But squirrels have long tails!


>good point.

Well, Sweet Sauce?


I also want to tease Moony.


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I figured it out! YES, Lost Pony!

I finally figured it out!

I'll ask Moony if he loves me (in which he can't say no) and if he says yes, he forfeits the right to disagree with me! It's foolproof! You just can't say no to a Sweetie Belle.


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Truly a diabolical plan.

*cheers u on

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