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Inspired by Avengers movie, i would like to see, what super hero are you? 112 posts and 59 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.
Or which, super hero do you think you're most like, or would strive to most be like?
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i don't know much about superheroes enough to give myself a superhero to be, so maybe somebody could help a brother out?
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kung fu-wise, yeah totally! what's his backstory?>hugs and kajis <3
hey wheat!>hugs and kajis <3
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I suppose Iron Fist works? I understand he punches things.
You don't know Iron Fist's backstory?
Well, he was a rich white kid who's plane crashed into a magical Kung Fu land. He lived there for several years learning magical Kung Fu until one day he earned the right to fight a dragon to the death. He won and he got magical kung fu hands.
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i mean, that is definitely one connection we have!>>946104
hmm, i ain't rich by any stretch of the imagination, but i would love to fall into magical kung fu land!>>946105
this is also a very fair argument
plus being faster than light would have it's perks!
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If they had dragons, I guess I'd say I'd like to as well. Though I don't think I'd end up killing one. I'd rather try to befriend the guy.
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makes sense! it probably was to explain why he was on a private jet and was the lone survivor in a kung fu world>>946116
i'd be down to befriend a dragon!
like that would be so cool to brag to people about!
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cool! then i'll be Iron Fist, and you can be Luke Cage!
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I bet he'd have cool stories to tell, as well.
Though, honestly, I just want to meet one.
Maybe one day. Who knows, right? World's a big place, after all. >>946128
Human babies are massively ugly. Like, seriously gross. Never understood the appeal.
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what, we have to work on saturdays?>>946130
oh dude! if I could meet a dragon, that would be one BIG checkmark off my bucket list!
and when i do, i'll let you know first!
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You better! And be sure to introduce me! Or at least introduce me to his sister.
Heroes for Hire is open 7 days a week. What, are we gonna tell people in trouble that they'll have to wait until monday!
I just mean that like, Thor and Iron Man don't help the little people. They're off fighting cosmic threats or banging super models. It's up to us to keep the streets safe.
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you are wheat man! Terror of the 5th dimension!
time and space bend to your will!>>946135
i'll be sure to ask if he has a sister! although it may take me a while to get back to you on that>>946136
7 days a week? i need at lest 2 days off, or i'm gonna get so burnt out!
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Well then we'll have to find some other heroes to pick up the slack! Also, Heroes for Hire does a lot of pro-bono heroing. Cleaning out crack-houses, taking down street gangs, that kind of thing.
Don't worry, I'm bulletproof. You on the otherhand... errr, just stand behind me.
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As-is, I'm mostly hoping I can either get in on the space exploration lot, or freeze myself until we can actually get to far-away planets of potential. After that, the universe is infinite! Infinite possibilities means a guaranteed chance!
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I'll hire a guy with a bat, and another guy with 2 bats! then that's like 3 bats! that will save a lot of peoples!
and that sounds fun! good for a grungy Raid style beat-em-up sequence!
and i'll just be awesome and not get hit! it's what i do!>>946143
i can get behind that math!
would you ride the space dragon?
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If it let me, why not?
Seems like it'd be fun.
Though I'd probably need a spacesuit or something, and, that feels less intimate.
How would someone even use three bats at once? And they guy you are describing is Casey Jones. He's owned by another company!
Great, we'll work on the tag-team moves! Do you know what the Fastball Special is?
i mean, i bet the space dragon could come into the atmosphere so you can get your dragon groove on :PP>>946148
well i was thinking of Zolo from One Piece, but with bats instead of swords
although i think he should keep the swords
nope! what is that?>>946149
sorry, i'm tired and my creativity is limited at the moment :PP
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That's where I use my super strength to pick you up and throw you at the bad guys.
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Potentially, I guess. Getting into atmosphere and fighting against gravity might be a bit of a pain, though.
I'm not so sure it's something simple enough to have both ways, I guess.
oooh like when Susie chucks Ralsei!>>>946154
i mean, it's either being in gravity and naked, or being in space with a suit on, not much alternatives from there :PP
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I'm okay with gravity, honestly. I mean, space is, honestly, a tad lame anyway. Empty and soundless and all. Most the fun of space comes from the giant explosive canisters of fuel and fire we put up there to get from A to B.
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alrighty guys! i'm heading to bed! goodnight eveyrone!>>946159
wolverine invented throwing people, that is amazing!>hugs and kajis <3
oh yes! nothing like being strapped to a giant fire cracker to get to space!>hugs and kajis <3
nighty night dude!
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Goodnight! I probably should go to sleep as well.
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Of course, I would be the most powerful and handsome fighter. The savior of Humanity.
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I find it's about 50/50
Some look like little aliens, and some are pretty gosh dang cute, especially when they are happy and giggling.
And I work in a grocery store. I see a lot of babies.
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>>946288>>946288>And I work in a grocery store. I see a lot of babies.
What kind of a grocery store sells babies?
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The degenerate kind
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I've yet to meet one I've found cute.
And I find a lot of nonstandard things cute.
Babies are just freaky. I don't like it.
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Baby sneks are cuter than baby humans IMHO.
You have to observe them for a few minutes. It's not so much that they look cute upon first glance, it's that they will be sitting there with this pondering face when all of a sudden, some mundane thing they see makes them super happy and they get the biggest smile and start giggling like mad.
It's like, that just a blue shirt, why is it making you so happy? But they are just so infatuated with it and it's kind of hilarious to watch, and then it makes their smile a little cute.
Or what I find to be cute in a "puppy antics" sort of way, is when mom or dad is turned around and someone stops near their cart, baby starts chucking items from its own cart into the neighbors cart like it's trying to collect all the points.Also, I really want to boop that snoot
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This is definitely true. Though, sneks in general are just adorable.
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That's pretty cute