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Every poster in here is as fun as an airbag in a microwave <3
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the people on this site are as lively as a heart pacer in a mosuleum!
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You're as pretty as my toilet paper
While the site itself is sometimes more dead than the occupants of a masoleum.
You Star are chaotically ordered and perfectly flawed.
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you're as contributing as a tailor to a bar mitzvah!>hugs and kajis <3
pre or post wipe?>hugs and kajis <3>>902025
and you are accurately vague in that description of me!
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> an airbag in a microwave
I really hope this is something that can be found on Youtube.
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i actually got the idea from this!https://youtu.be/G80Y7vtAdkM?t=45>>902032
awww how thoughtful!
i would hug you like a bear hugs that toilet paper!
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Yet somehow only vaguely accurate.
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you look like somebody who's mom was late to your own birth!
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i'm sorry if i went a little too far; just having a bit of fun
don't want you feeling like a tomato at a pasta competition
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you're more fun than a chocolate covered iPhone
Who said you went to far?>>902055
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valanthe!>hugs and kajis <3
you're like a cherry on a stack of bionicles!>>902056
well i don't want to be mean to my friends! you are as marvelous as a reflective disk in a fish bowl!>>902057
your time tables say party in every square!
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you're better than stepping on a lego!
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you are a freshly milked almond milkshake!>>902065
you are like stepping on a lego, but it's your kink to do so!
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if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then you have copy and pasted your way into my heart tm <3
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THAT'S THE VIDEO I SAW ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!
the guy almost died!
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You leave me as speachless as if my tounge were cut off.
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gross, but metal and very flattering <3>hugs and kisses <3
hey vi! you're like the sun pouring through the window of a high light window, but my head is still under the covers, so instead of waking me up, you gently warm me as i sleep in too late and miss my first class!
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I love you more than an electro swing artist loves repetitive horns
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i love you more than silver age batman loves onomatopoeia!
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I love you more than Europeans love Nutella.
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i love you more than europeans hate root beer!
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I dream about you all as the IRS dreams about catching the biggest mafia boss
this entire song
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Technically an airbag is just a bag of popcorn with no popcorn in it.