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 No.739722[Last 50 Posts]

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Every morning
Why even live?

 No.739735

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I have no idea what a doki is.
So I don't know what I should be sad about.

 No.739740

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>>739735
Monika is best Doki and this is Monika

 No.739752

>>739740
I still don't know what a doki is?

But I have a feeling I will carry on with life not caring too much about dokis.

 No.739767

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>>739752
Those are Dokis ala best girls

 No.739770

>>739767
So doki means girl?

 No.739773

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>>739770

"doki doki" is the sound of a heart beating at a quickened pace.

 No.739778

>>739773
Then it is pretty hard to live without at least a slow doki.

It all makes sense now.

 No.739781

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 No.739797

We need a /waifu/ board to quarantine Monika threads. C'mon mods, let's make this happen!

 No.739822

What the fuck is it doki?

 No.739824

>>739822
>>739822
It's the sound of a beating kokoro.

 No.739826

>>739824
Alright it's onomatopoeia. Aren't those already real? Is this just  unknownpony being a creepy weirdo obsessed with this video game again?

Does he know that other dating sims exist? Ones where you get to have sex with the girls?

 No.739831

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>>739826
>It's just just unknownpony being a creepy weirdo obsessed with this video game again?

Yeah, that's pretty much the whole of it.

 No.739833

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>>739797
But it would be JUST MONIKA !

>>739800
Wooo creepy...
What would your girlfriend say if she saw that !

>>739824
Soka!

 No.739836

>>739831
He should give it a rest

 No.739855

>>739722

Hello Unknown, How are you?

 No.739863

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>>739855
Horribile like always

 No.739864

>>739863

Really?


:c

It seems you adopted Monika as your new waifu, didn't you?

 No.739870

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>>739864

New? Monika has been his waifu for awhile now!

 No.739874

>>739870

I am aware of it.
It has been a while, but I consider it "new" anyways.

 No.739875

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>>739864
well did I ever said otherwise?

Well Monika is best so just Monika

 No.739879

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>>739875

She is cute, indeed.

How are things at your work, Unknow?

 No.739883

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>>739879
Indeed, shame no real girl can be like her.

Okay I guess. Work like work

>>739880
I see. Still I don't think she would like it too much. Why don't you go and hug her as to apologies for what you did!?

 No.739889

>>739883
>, shame no real girl can be like her.

why not?

 No.739891

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>>739889
Cus Monika is perfection and no human can be perfect.
Even I have some drawbacks

 No.739894

>>739891

isn't she human?

 No.739896

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>>739894
Silly, she is Monika.

 No.739898

>>739891
This is why you don't have a girlfriend.

 No.739902

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 No.739904

>>739902
No, I don't have a girlfriend for other reasons.

 No.739905

>>739898
>>739904

Manley please, don't be mean...

 No.739911

>>739908

huh?

 No.739913

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>>739908
No
Why would I like that?

>>739909
Well then don't kill hjer with all those hugs you have to give her now

>>739905
Just don't pay attention. I just couldn't resist cus that meme fit so good I do love a good meme at the right time

 No.739921

>>739918

You are Spanishing quite well ^_^

 No.739923

>>739917
>>739918
It's fine
also we have translate.google so you can talk even in japanes.

 No.739933

>>739913

Manley can be a little bit mean sometimes, but he is a good boy.

>>739925

I don't know why Spanish is so cute when a non-native writes /speaks it!

 No.740040

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Because eventually we'll have designed robot waifus and you'll never have to feel alone again.

 No.740044

>>740040
A robot would make me feel MORE lonely. It would mean that I'd given up on a real person ever loving me, and instead have to fill that void in my life with a facsimile of a person who only cares about me because I force it to.

 No.740048

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>>740044
You don't force it to care for you, silly.
It doesn't know anything else so it is all it can do, all it wants to do. It is the only purpose it has, it has no longing for anything else than to care for you and make you happy.

 No.740052

>>740048
And no choice.

 No.740055

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>>740044
when you put it that way it seems kind of.... sad.

 No.740057

>>740052
You can give it the choice, but it doesn't want to do anything else.

 No.740059

>>740057
I don't think you understand how robots work.

>>740055
It is!

 No.740066

>>740059
I have a general idea.

But I feel sorry for your future robowaifu. She will love you so much but you'll keep telling her that she only does so because you force her to, that she is only loving you because she is programmed to do so.
She will be so confused why you are acting like that towards her when she can feel her love for you in every optic fiber of her robowaifubody.

Poor robowaifu :(

 No.740079

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>>740040
>Because eventually we'll have designed robot waifus and you'll never have to feel alone again.
That's a FAR future though

 No.740081

>>740066
But she won't love me. It wouldn't be real. It would be the result of her programming.

 No.740082

>>740081
Mean... :fluf5:

 No.740093

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>>740082
More robo wiafu for us though I am fine with just one Monika one~

 No.740177

>>740093
Why are you obsessed with this character so much?

 No.740359

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>>740177

I agree Monika, is such a beautiful character.
But I also agree that kind of behavior can't be healthy.

 No.740713

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 No.740715

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Today on a flea market, I finally got my hooves on the real waifu material

 No.740719

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 No.741196

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>Tfw No Monika gf with me on Sofa.

 No.741205

>>741196
Why don't you go get a real GF instead?

 No.741206

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>>740719
It's G3 Pinkie Pies.

>>741196
For cuddles or for secks?

 No.741208

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>>739722
Because I can still hope. Maybe we'll find some qt ayys among the stars.
Maybe we'll genetically engineer some dragongals
Maybe science will progress to the point where we have VR indistinguishable from real life.

 No.741209

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Pretty sure Miia is best doki

 No.741210

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>>741206
A g3 toy or plushie?

Just sitting next to me would be enough

>>741208
Do you think you will survive till then?

>>741209
Miia isn't even a Doki lol

 No.741212

Okay so I just saw a video on the game this is based on an this is super creepy.

I must play it.

 No.741213

>>741210
I misunderstood XD

 No.741214

>>741210
Are you Poland?

 No.741215

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>>741212
It's pretty neat game

>>741213
Here are all Dokis~

>>741214
I am from Poland, yes

 No.741220

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>>741210
but

would it be a bad thing if
she was totally smooching you?

 No.741222

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>>741220
That would be a dream come true~

 No.741238

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>>741210
I refuse to die before I get my qt dragon waifu one way or another.
If I've got to upload my mind into a computer, sacrifice another at a dark alter, or modify my own flesh to something barely human, so be it.
I refuse to die until I get me that sweet, sweet scaled tail.

 No.741517

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>>741238
That's dedication indeed.
Good luck with that

 No.742362

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 No.742371

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>>742362
Oh snap

Did you break Monica's heart?
Are you looking at other waifus?

 No.742378

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>>742371
Nah, just teasing her.
Just her~  

 No.742382

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>>742378
You shouldn't tease her like that.
She looks really hurt.

 No.742386

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>>741238
what it is? what is it, this "dragon waifu?"

 No.742389

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>>742382
Don't worry. She is pretty happy ;)

>>742386
A waifu that is dragon?
I am not sure what exactly don't you understand Moony?

 No.742404

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 No.742410

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>>742386
>>742404
I suppose you can feel attracted to a girl character who also happens to be a dragon.

 No.742415

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>>742410
oh... like monitor lizard

 No.742421

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>>742404
This can be Dragon wiafu.
Dragon girl, though I think he is even more of her being dragon then humanoid from what he posted

 No.742422

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>>742415
no, dragon

 No.742426

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Monika is perfection so who even need any other wiafu?

 No.742432

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>>742421
This is one of those furries

>>742422
>>742426
why waifu?

 No.742436

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>>742432
because that character can be so lovable that you'd like to actually hang out with her.

For realsies, though, I think you can love a character so much that you wish she was real and she was around you all the time.
It'd be kind of a thing to phantasize about.

 No.742437

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>>742432
Yes, it's anthropomorphic. I am really surprise you don't know those stuff.

What do you mean by why wiafu exactly?
Why wut exactly?

 No.747761

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 No.747775

>>739722
yes, why

 No.747777

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>>747761
I bet you press the rule 34 more to your groin area.

 No.747782

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>>747777
Rule 34? Ahahaha.... who would even do that <_<

>>747775
huh?

 No.747783

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>>747782
Don't act like you don't.

 No.747784

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>>747783
Maybe just a little

 No.748259

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>>747784
hi friends! had a report that this was an explicit post. While near the borderline, i do not think this is over the line as far as our rules go on risque content.

i've dismissed the report accordingly and ask no further reports be filed as to the post in question. Thank you all!

 No.748342

Is he still obsessed with this video game? It's been like 2 months!

 No.748378

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>>748342
Baneposting is still a thing almost 6 years later, although unfortunately it seems to be slowly dying off.

 No.748404

>>748378
That's probably due to people with some kind of mental disorder. And I don't mean that in an insulting way I mean seriously. Couldn't tell you which one though.(Please have some respect for mental illness, Manley)

 No.748405

>>748404
Don't attribute things you don't understand to mental illness. It makes you look stupid.

 No.748427

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>>748405
My mental eh, condition only makes me like ponies though i appreciate that other people enjoy Baneposting.

Oh hey airplane ponies are almost bane crossover artses.  Cuz he's...a...big plane pony?  Why does one shoot a victim before throwing him from a plane pony....yes, it's working for me because of the 51% pony content.

 No.748432

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>>747784
>>748259

Ukp you aren't trying very hard.  Are you feeling ok?

 No.748449

>>748405
But aren't there mental disorders that make you repeat the same actions over and over?

 No.748455

>>748449
That's cdo.
I placed the letters in alphabetic order, like it should be.

We should be cautious on what to rank as a mental disorder, though. Any psychology student around to confirm?

 No.748623

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>>748259
Someone reported that? Top kek
There is like nothing here expect some little side boob

>>748432
Trying wut? I am not sure if follow here

>>748587
You were banned for that?

 No.748628

>>748587
oh, you may wanna delete >>748607 before the mods get to considering it

>>748455
I study psych

What's up?

 No.748630

>>748628
Manley believes that liking and posting a 6 year old meme must be the result of a mental disorder! Is there any truth in the statement? The world waits with bated breath to find out the answer!

 No.748631

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 No.748634

>>748630
No, I said repeating the same actions over and over is a symptom of some mental illnesses. Banememe isn't the sign, it's the fact that some people have chose to repeat the same joke over and over long after it stopped being relevant or funny.

Oh man, the dialog in a 7 year old shitty movie turned out to also be shitty, better make posts about how the guy never gives his name and only says he's with the CIA and makes an unintentional dick joke for the better part of a decade.

 No.748655

>>748634
Guys, manley admits to having a mental disorder because he just keeps posting about Pokemon! Its like, pokemon started decades ago! And he still posts about it! What's more, since I don't like Pokemon personally, nobody else can possibly like it either! So he is posting a thing that stopped being fun years ago!

 No.748665

>>748634
An interesting little fact about the Bane meme.
It isn't just a random scene that got picked.
The scene became (in)famous on the internet because it was used to raid an AMA on reddit with the actor portraying the CIA agent.

So the meme doesn't commemorate only the scene but the internet event.

And knowing is half the battle.
(the other half is crashing the plane with no survivors)


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