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This thread is for being just A LITTLE lewd. So keep it classy.

Don't be TOO LEWD >:(


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So something like this?


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That's good! Like that!


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I can do bathers.


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I have a very special toy the tracking says will arrive by end of tomorrow!

I'd tell you its name but that would be too lewd.


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This thread is too lewd.


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I agree mondo's pic was over the line


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Strong start, but y'all slacking.


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Nuh uh!


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This is good semilewds.


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It's my buffday. Can I have Flutterlewds for today?


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No pain no gain.

Twilight must have seen the event horizon?

Bleh Fluttermac.


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(maybe too lude...)

Braeburn will never be the same


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Poor rarity; those diamond dogs are sooooo indeciiiisive

Seems to me george takei as a pony would have more sexy muscles than this


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What a slut


Blaming the victim is not as popular these days


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trying to get this thread back on track


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Seems consistent with cannon.


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A little lewd but not too much? I like that!


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uh oh, we are too lewd! i cannot be lwed, but i can hang out too?


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Welcome, moony to the not-too-lewdness!


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too lewd? not in this thread!


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> victim is not as popular these days
She was okay with them wanting to fuck her. She said "Ow, it's that all?" like she does it everyday


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hi lp! what are you up to?

yes, this thread is for not too lewd!

hi ukp!

uh, i think this might be crossing the line there, UKP.


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Aaaaanything, hmmmmm?

Doesnt imply consent.
And they wanted more so it was a fair question.


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This used to be lewder, but I photoshopped it.


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It's nothing explicit or questionable there though


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Fixing crazy house emergency stuff, hole rotted through floor just found last night previously hidden by the tile, tenants moving in today. So much for day off!

How bout you? Chillin?


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I thought it was pretty tame, for you...

Has Moony seen Esh's Nurse Redheart contribution above? Tisk tisk


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Tightlacing ponies are cannon


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Just one more for now.


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And then the Raptorians stuffed them into a forced ponywash, dangit cant find the scene its so awful and wonderful



Post more lewds. I'm here now. Feed me them.


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Here you go. Eat up!


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Woohoo! Thank you!


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Have some more!


Mmmmmh. Actually, and probably surprisingly, not too much into this particular lewd! You wronglewded me!


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How about this?



Too lewd!




Fluttershy's boobs are unrealistically small in that picture.  And Scoootaloo's are too big.


Like, boobs on pony characters eeeeww.


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And here >>655209, Rainboobs are too big.


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>>655211  I just assumed that was gravity.



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>too big
Unless you get to f-cups, there's no such thing.


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Haha what reeely happened at equal village.

Twilydash alert!!


I think I missed the episode where canonical breast sizes were discussed.


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I think it was in one of the books.


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>>655223 the expanded universe


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Definitely that.


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No thank you!


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But lets get this back to the carpet region


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Hey those two look good together


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Moar from that artist


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Not only against the rules of the thread, but probably against the rules of the site. Way to go.


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consider my submissions withdrawn


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>best animated character ever
I don't know how they managed to make a sexy zombie, but they did it.
#drop dead gorgeous


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they know how to do animation


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But there's nothing down there. And you haven't exactly set the line where "too much" is.


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>keep it classy


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You mean something like this?


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Something like that!


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Now I get it! And believe it or not, I did not have this picture on my computer until just now.


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That would be because the Shantae team designers are amazing. I am only a little incredibly fucking jealous.


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Sunny bunny is pretty hot


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... I don't get it


His blood pressure is normal because he is super ultra gay.


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actually that would make a lot of sense... too much sense.


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The secret is ass 'n tiddy.


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blood pressure is normal because she can feel his erection

bonus: taking an "accurate" temperature means putting the thermometer up his butt since that way is more accurate


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... singe double triple. I don't think I'm even allowed to argue.


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Aparently not gay just autistic

I like this thread even if its getting us all banned


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Hope you don't have breakfast either


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>just autistic
...Wut? How is getting an erection "autistic" in either the literal sense or the way the internet misuses that word?


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Referring to his insecurities and discomfort with change, difficulty recognizing other ponies' emotional state, also ocd leading to prefering to study rather than interact, etc.

All spectrum symptoms, not enuf to qualify for a diagnosis in themselves but i suspect that with more observation, he probably has sufficient other symptoms too for a diagnosis.

I never refer to the internet version of autism. As an autistic person myself.


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Thats up to granny. The Apples work in teams.

One man's reward might not be your cup of tea.


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Lets get some animation into this thread


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Is time to break the rules!

Twlight Sparkle's opened big chest

I'll spoilered the image because it has good quality detail image open by your own criteria.

Enjoy, if you dare!


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>opened big chest
I prefer closed small chests.


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I'm tellin Moony


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What on earth happened to her cunny?!


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Not sure which one of these looks cuter in this uniform


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It wasn't drawn. That's what.
Definitely Ash!


>Lets get some animation into this thread
>It wasn't drawn. That's what.
What wasn't drawn?


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>hugs and kajis <3

i haven't hugged you in a whiole <33


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Sometimes we are busy.


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<hugs and kajis <3

i am now gonna sleep forever, until podcast tomorrow!

byeeee <3


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Take care!


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Oops! Replied to the wrong post.
>What on earth happened to her cunny?!
>It wasn't drawn.


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hi ponies. i just wanted to say, the staff is considering discussing the extent of what is and is not lewd.

now, we want to be open about risque content. but some of the pictures in here are decidedly too inappropriate for the environment our community expects of the site.

some of them feature actual, human nudity - sure, no genitalia is displayed, but if that was a human being, it would not be acceptable to post, and it seems to be just over that line of acceptability.

As such, i will merely ask that we turn it down for now, as things have, decidedly, become too lewd.

Pictures in question:


there may be others, but those were the ones brought to our attention, specifically.


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Sorry, Moonpie. I think I've got the idea of how to "keep it classy" now.


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thanks for understanding, viola c:


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Warning: Too Lewd 4 School


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So Moony, did you fondle nude boobies yet?


Human shape lewdness = eeeww ponies

Surely too direct and too lewd

Dont squick the Moony!!




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But it's pretty fun though


I liked it fine before i got into pony i suppose. Now humans are icky.

Edited to remove a bunch of crap.

i'd rather see pony nudeness than humanoid nudeness, and ponies are sexier with sexy ponywear.


So now you prefer pony boobs and plots, huh?
But I am sure Moony would prefer human boobs and it was question to him :P


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No breasts on ponies.  Its nice, right?

I like their whole form and personality and the way they move and, best of all is ponywear.


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Come on! Boobs are awesome!


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I enjoyed them very much as an infant.
But now I'm 4 and I just don't see it anymore.


We lewd now?


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only a little



A little bit?


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We B lude until Moony takes our T-bird away!



Good evening!


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thems the rules


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Long time no see, my Hispano!


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It depends.



Indeed, Violette, indeed.


on what?


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So what brings you to this thread in particular? You looking for lewdness?



It seems you have been having much fun without me around, dear.


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I simply wanted to say "hello".
Did you think I had forgotten you?

You show up in my mind everytime I listen to Nightwish.


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>Did you think I had forgotten you?

That's more sinister sounding then it should be.



Hi Mondo!

I hope to not be breaking any rule


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No, of course not, carry on.



Have you guys changed some rules during my absence?


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Oh, yeah.  After the Manhattan Incident we were forced to ban anything regarding pumpkins, that was a bad time.



Did someone put a bomb inside a Pumpkin?


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Oh, we don't talk about the Manhatten Incident anymore.  Best left silent.





Gutentag, Hispanon!  I haven't seen you in while.  I was worried about you, considering your country's situation.  How are things going?  Do you get enough to eat?


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Aw, that's so sweet!


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Mhm, It turns out I was exercising hours ago.
Lifting some weights and suddenly, that Nightwish song started playing.

I mean... night-time, Nightwish, a bit of rain.
Who else am I supposed to think of?



Hello, Anon!

Hm, have we met before?


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Intersting detail that you'd mention you were exercising. You trying to impress me?


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Yup!  We've talked before on this site.  But I guess with all the anons it can get confusing.


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Honestly, I think that other person is the one trying to impress.



Ah okey, yes basically I am fine for now.
My meals are getting slowly smaller and smaller and smaller....


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Really now? Whatever makes you say that?


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>My meals are getting slowly smaller and smaller and smaller....

Well that's no good.  Having some financial trouble?



Country falling apart, basically.

2600% Inflation, no production, dumb people in charge, professional getting out the country, etc, etc.

I don't want to give details in public becuase it's kinda crazy situation.


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>kisses her cheek



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>kisses his forehead
U so sweet!


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Well I think that's plenty of description there, honestly.  Sorta recall you mentioning that before, too.  Hope that settles down into something acceptable eventually.


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You too, Miss Violette.
You too ~


>Hope that settles down into something acceptable eventually.

I hope so.

I don't want a civil war.


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Me? Sweet? No way!


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Oh sooooorry, Miss.
Is spicy a term of your preference?


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Mmmmmm, I like it! <3



Me too, certainly.

>kisses her neck

I better go to sleep, Violette.

It was lovely to talk to you again.
Don't Change.


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I enjoyed talking to you too! Hope we can catch up again soon.
>kisses his ear
Nighty night!


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lewd machine broke


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I'm sure it can easily be fixed.


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Someone say LEWD?!


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This thread is still alive? Yaay

How bout some stock footage


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It still works, Rainbow is just the object as well as the subject.

We all want to come inside, Rainbow Dash.

*and just what is it she is charging, hmmmmmmmmm?


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Actually, "Rainbow Dash" is in the vocative case in that sentence.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocative_case                                                                                 


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I pinky promise i'm getting in there, rainbow dash. you can't stop me.

Still (arguably) the direct object, regardless of also being the vocative case of the verb and also still the subject of the sentence.

Thanks for the knowledge, anon!  


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Dis the lewd police
We are detecting dangerous amounts of lewd

Wether those are too small or too large amounts, I dun hav a fuggen clue


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fuck you lewd police, we do what we want


>Threatening to be lewd with the lewd police
Is this like, lewd dividing by zero?


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Dont fuck with the lude popo

its just crazy askin for it


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>Still (arguably) the direct object, regardless of also being the vocative case of the verb and also still the subject of the sentence.
Nani?!  Vocative expressions are not related syntactically to other words in sentences.  Consider the sentence "I finished my homework, Mom.".   The subject is "I" and the direct object is "homework".  "Mom" is a vocative expression indicating to whom the speaker is talking.


Dont clog up the lude thread with true facts.

Regardless (meaning not syntactically related) of rd's being the vocative target of the verb, she is still ambiguously the potential direct object of the verb.

So, if Pinky wants to "come inside, rainbow dash" then what she wants to come inside of remains undefined and unless another direct object for the verb is specified by context, that direct object is still implied to be Rainbow Dash. Coming inside is still transitive and has a direct object, it's just not entirely clear what that direct object is and without context from adjacent sentences, the nearest most likely direct object is still Rainbow Dash.

( Edit: whoops you are right i mixed up what part the subject is, thanx for the correction)

Hence, while adding the comma adds ambiguity as to the direct object and makes Rainbow the vocative whatchamacallit, she can still also be the direct object: Pinky still wants to come inside [Rainbow Dash], Rainbow Dash.


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doesn't have to be a jet


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Ah so, lewd is back on top!


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>inb4 Moony


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That's the first time I've laughed out loud at an image for a long time lol. Good job.


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I found a good one that i cant post cuz its too lewd

Edit: awww, it was fun while it lasted.


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Well, figure something up


Okay, this has really gone from a funny joke into a lewd image dump thread.  That's not really something that belongs on the site.  I'm gonna lock this.  Remember that part of the rules is only posting stuff like this in moderation, not having a dedicated hub for it.

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