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Do male trainers cuddle with their gardevoirs and tenderly kiss them?  Do gardevoirs enjoy such activities with their trainers?  Or do they just go along to make their masters happy?


What about female trainers?


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Good question!  What do you think female trainers do with their gardevoirs?




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Most trainers are friendly with their pokemon. Cuddles are definitely part of it. As for kissing, it depends on the context. A gentle kiss on the cheek, probably. Anything more than that is frown upon, I would think.

As for consent, a Gardevoir could literally attack your mind (https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Psychic_(move)), eat your dreams (https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dream_Eater_(move)) or kiss you back (https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Draining_Kiss_(move)) If you did anything it wasn't consenting to.

Or it could, you know, DROP THE MOON ON YOU. (https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Moonblast_(move))



Nosepass is better anyways


I haven't played Pokémon in ages nor seen the anime in years.

I pressume trainers simply keep 'em in the pokéballs like any other pokémon.

Wouldn't it need to know those moves first before it could do any of those things?

Or are pokémon capable of abilities that are natural to it and can only use them through TMs, HMs or learning by itself?


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1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. They'd do that, but see 2.

Also, this is some hardcore Goddamn furry-bait, holey moley... and I love that...


Hang out. Do dress up. Go on dates.


Pokemon can learn some moves on their own, naturally. All wild pokemon that are caught know at least one move. Some moves can only be learned by pokemon trained by humans, either through technical machines or specific training conditions. This is why some pokemon choose to be trained. Pokemon trained by humans are stronger than wild pokemon at the same level. This is reflected in the game's mechanics. (EVs and IVs).

But this hypothetical IS dealing with a Gardevoir with a trainer.

Gardevoir are not furries. Also, they are so close to human in body that it's really a wimpy way of getting into pokemon that way. Pick something cute like a Braixen.


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Hug a Glaceon instead.


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Kiss them too!


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Got to disagree with you there. And, also, you're a self-described non-furry while I'm somebody who doesn't just have two commissioned fursonas as well as multiple fan-fics published online about furry characters but also has attended multiple furry meetups in real-life. Why dismiss my opinion so easily? Hah.


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How would I know? I'm not a furry.


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Are you sure? Maybe we should check behind you for pawprint trails. Or would you object?


don't they have crazy sex orgies at those furry meet-ups?


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I don't mind if you check behind me. No objections here.


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H-h-h-hey, mind out of the gutter!

Or keep it there. I don't mind. At all.


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No gutter is big enough for my mind to fit into.


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Do YOU know what sex your Gardevoir is??
Learn the risks, know the signs.


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Good point, yep.

I know that the terms "trap", "trapped", "trapping", etc cetera are rather problematic, but I don't know if it's right to rename this since I think (though, I may be wrong) that's the label used by the artist.


There are a few pokemon that are majority male in the games, but that's just a game mechanic to make them harder to breed. It doesn't necessarily reflect how common each gender is, just how commonly you as a trainer encounter them.

But Gardevoir is a pokemon that can be male or female and outwardly are identical, so yes. It's good practice to know the gender of any pokemon before you kiss them.


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Hug a goodra instead.


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Yeah, but it's fun to think about various shenanigans that could happen, with female Pokemon impersonating male ones with and other such things happening.

But... the necessarily showering afterward, though? So sticky...


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I don't find that all that funny.

More slippery than sticky!


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To be clear, I'm talking more like "let's play dress-up and pretend that we're each other while also thinking that gender doesn't matter at all" and not "let's have masculine women seducing individuals who think that they're cis men, this being a manipulation kink". Innocent. Not twisted.

And, wait, what do you mean "more slippery than sticky"? I can't be either in my apartment. I'd have to go back and clean everything that I touch, you know?


Yeah, the second thing. Don't do that, in any direction.

And I mean what I say. Goodra are slippery, not sticky. Because they are based on slugs, who slide around.


Honestly, I think trainers making out with their pokemon would be considered abuse...
Or was there something in the game that was like "yup, pokemon and trainers had sex one in olden times"?


Sex isn't mentioned, but there's a Sinnoh legend that says pokemon and humans once got married to each other.

Also, if you force your pokemon to kiss you when it doesn't want to that's abuse. It's abuse to force anyone to kiss you if they don't want to. But if your pokemon wants to kiss, I don't think it's an issue.


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This is like the 4th or 5th time we've had to bring up that Sinnoh legend about people marrying pokemon in the past. It could just be a legend, and Sinnohans... Sinnotians? Sinnoese? The people of Sinnoh could just be a bunch of hicks!


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"Hicks"? Maybe the truth is that they were/are visionary futurists. I'd say so.


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Would you bring your Gardevoir fuck buddy home to meet your mom?


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i used to kiss my dog right on her nose, she was so cute, and many snuggles


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I don't know. Maybe? My mom's had a lot of interesting life experiences, particularly when she was an internationally traveling model before she had me. She knows how complex life gets.


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Ok, but hold up. That book of legends contained two other legends besides the "used to marry"/"eat at the same table" myth:
There once were Pokémon that became very close to humans.
There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table.
It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two.

but also
Pick clean the bones of Pokémon caught in the sea or stream.
Thank them for the meals they provide, and pick their bones clean.
When the bones are as clean as can be, set them free in the water from which they came.
The Pokémon will return, fully fleshed, and it begins anew.

There lived a Pokémon in a forest.
In the forest, the Pokémon shed its hide to sleep as a human.
Awakened, the human dons the Pokémon hide to roam villages.

So, we used to eat at the same table/get married... but we also used to eat pokemon? What? Also, there's a pokemon that masquerades as a human? Or a human who masqurades as a pokemon?

It's clear these are just folktales. Sinnoh is full of them. Which makes me wonder why Sinnoh has so many more than other regions. Is it because... these are hillbillies?


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>they can be either your date or your dinner (or even both, weirdly enough), depending on the individual whims of the dominant partner

See Beastars and Zootopia. That's actually not that uncommon in furry universes. Just saying.


You know I disliked the racism allegory being conflated with the carnivore/herbivore allegory in Zootopia. That allegory doesn't make much sense when you apply it to sentient beings able to communicate with one another.

But whether or not people eat pokemon is something debated. Some pokedex entries imply they do. We do know that pokemon eat other pokemon.


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My point isn't that I like that racism allegory made with real-life prejudice necessarily. I'm just saying that if you pretend that humans never existed for a moment, and just look at Zootopia as a stand alone piece of media, a key part of it is that tension between somebody being lovey-dovey and somebody being lunch. You know?

And I'd like to double-down and say that, frankly, it wouldn't seem that hypocritical to me if somebody ate a Magikarp for dinner on a date with a Lucario, say. Pokemon differ quite a bit from each other. As, of course, we both know.


If I recall there's a bookshelf in one of the pokemon centers in red/blue that has a list of recipes for making tasty tauros burgers.


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I knew that there was am image like this floating around there on them internets... found it.


I remmber reading a dex that said not to many people eat magicaf cause they tend to be too scalely.


>A key part of it is that tension between somebody being lovey-dovey and somebody being lunch. You know?

Actually the tension comes exclusively from Prey being prejudice. Predators in that world are said to be exclusively vegetarian (somehow) in modern times and that the concept of Predators eating Prey is ancient history. So this issue is the fear of another group being "more dangerous" than your group when it actually isn't. Which is what they were going for with the allegory, but it doesn't make sense when you apply it to animals with real biological differences instead of people.

But even just accepting it as a story about animals, Prey are in no danger of getting eaten in Zootopia. Predators don't eat Prey. Haven't for generations. In fact, the terms "Predator" and "Prey" seem to have just stuck around even though they don't describe the relationship anymore. ALL of the tension comes for Prey animals being bigots.

Basculine is described in the Pokedex as being "remarkably tasty." so there's some argument for humans eating pokemon.

Humans regularly eat fruit produced by Grass-type pokemon, but that doesn't harm the pokemon.


That was just their imagination. The anime makes a joke here by having them imagine eating Magikarp, but then showing they can't, because Magikarp scales are too hard. But the pokedex says that some bird pokemon like Pigeotto do eat Magikarp.


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is pokemon like dog?


Depends on the pokemon, I guess.


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I wonder what it would be like to go on a date with a gardevoir...


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Also, Gardevoir learns Draining Kiss, so it can get you sick or kill you.


Gardevoir isn't all that sexy unless someone is drawing it to me more human than it is. With boobs and such.


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>Also, Gardevoir learns Draining Kiss, so it can get you sick or kill you.
That's a risk with kissing anyone nowadays, lol.

Hmm, I guess sexiness is in the eyes of the beholder to some degree.


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We are yeeing on our last haws..
whatever we do.


If your girlfriend drains your energy when you kiss her... find a new girlfriend.


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If your knees go soft and you feel a little lightheaded?
Is that because they're draining your energy or is it love?


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Do you have a boner too? I think that'd be a big hint.


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Not necessarily...


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if i had a gardevoir, we would probably go to the park!


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I also probably have a list of pokemon that I would do things with
non-sexual things

I was petting my Pokemon Go Furret on the couch today.
I named him Walky.


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>nonsexual things

Like what, coloring?


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yes, no, maybe... i don't know...? can you repeat the question?


 🎵You're not the boss of me now...🎶


And your not so big.


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life is unfair~


According to emerald i think, they'll black hole the world to protect their trainer, and it's literally the embrace Pokemon, so a bit of skinship seems very on theme.


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So I just stare - at the stain  on the wall where....


Yes, no. Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

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