No.1060013[Last 50 Posts]
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Hey! let's play a game shall we? and i feel like doin something a bit different! how about we do 2 truths and a lie!
rules are simple! you make a list of 3 statements, 2 truths and one lie. other people have to guess what is the lie! it will be fun and we get to know more about eachother <3
1.I went to the Bahamas when i was 2 years old
2. I was yelled at by William Shatner at Denver Comic Con
3. I bought a $2700 blazer jacket with monopoly money
The third is a lie.
1.) I have suffered from third-degree burns
2.) I have never downloaded a song in my life
3.) I have met an acting US Senator at a restaurant
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oooh sorry, you are incorrect!
and i'll guess no. 2, since it sounds the most normal of the 3
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Number 1. The other two are very you.
It’s number 1
That must have been one retarded store clerk.
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1. I own over 100 shades of lip color
2. I have played over 100 hours in American Truck Simulator
3. I touch type at over 100 wpm>>1060021
Retard is an ableist slur. Let's not use that kind of language here. >>1060013
Hmm I'll pick #1
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Number 1 is the lie.
What did you do to make Shatner yell at you?>>1060014
I'm guessing 1.>>1060021
Hey, I was right!>>1060022
An hour goes quickly while driving.
You're good at typing too.
I'm guessing you're still working on number 1.
Who even has a 100 different shades of anything anyways?
1. I have never seen the ocean.
2. I have seen the ocean.
3. I couldn't think of a third one.
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You guys got it! I never been to the Bahamas. I have been to Puerto Rico when I was 2 apparently
As for the other 2, I'll give you the really short answer. But I was at a panel with William Shatner, and I yelled "I LOVE YOU WILLIAM SHATNER!" And he looked at me funny, but then moved on.
Then later, he was forgetting a word when talking about a story, and said he felt a little embarrassed to forget that in front of a thousand people. I yelled "ITS OKAY! WE STILL LOVE YOU" and he replies
"Yeah, you're the guy who said he loved me earlier! Listen,pal, I'm not available. Maybe try asking out someone else here at the con!"
Best day of my life
And for the blazer. I work at goodwill, and all month, we've been allowed to dress up and we received "boo bucks" which is basically monopoly money you can use in the store. Welk the other day, we did MiB day, and I needed to get a blazer. So I picked up one, tried it on, and it fit perfectly, so I bought it with the boo bucks I saved.
It was then I saw the tag "Christian Dior" and was stunned
That is top of the line, high end stuff!https://www.dior.com/en_us/products/couture-013C211A3500_C900-jacket-with-saddle-pocket-black-wool-and-mohair
So I ended up paying for a $2700 jacket at goodwill for monopoly money>>1060022
I'll guess 1, because while I know you have a lot of lip color, I can't say it's over 100>>1060023
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I pick #1
Because you didn't specify 'in person' and I'm sure you've seen a picture of the ocean before! ^_^>>1060023>>1060024
Muah ha ha, you both have fallen for my trap. We aren't talking about a mere
100, but over 120 by my count!
You underestimate the power of color palattes. Just that thing alone has a sample of 66 shades. Makeup is expensive yo! I wanted to have something where I could try out colors to see what I feel fits me. To find my look.
Then the pencils up there are lip liners. Those too came in a bulk deal. They aren't super high quality but they are effective, easy, and came in a lot of options.
Then the tiny few tubes on the right are some hand selected quality lipsticks and lip lacquers in colors I like. Those few tubes easily cost as much as either the palatte or the set of liners!
So, am I lying about being a professional typist or an amateur truck driver?
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1) I once emailed a suggestion to the ceo of a small developer for the N64 trying to convince them to develop RPGs for the system. They did so a few years later and went out of business.
2) I once snuck a small audio recording device while attempting to infiltrate the San Antonio church of scientology hoping to get some dirt and post it online.
3) My Father once represented the employer of an infamous serial killer in the early 80s and ended up a character in a true crime novel.
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Well my guess would've been the lip gloss thing, but there's no way you have a WPM under 100, so you're lying about the truck driver part.
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i once accidentally drank a soup that was full of scorpions!
i once got lost in the open ocean in the pitch blackness after going for a swim!
i once won a leaf eating contest against a friend, where we pointed at random leaves and ate them until one of us couldn't take it anymore!
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As far as I recall, you didn't eat that soup accidentally.
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1) A friend and I accidentaly found a bag with drugs in a garden when we were in Highschool.
2) When I as a child I swallowed my baby-sitter's gold ring and she was very angry.
3) I was about to purchase a baby anaconda without my parent's permission when I was about 15 years old.
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1. I met a former President of Mexico in my graduate school in college.
2. My first crush that went to the point of going out on actual dates was with somebody known as "Scooter".
3. Every pet that I've owned in this cursed apartment has passed away prematurely, alas.
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the answer is 3!! i lost the leaf eating contest!!!
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1) I was once filmed sitting buck-naked in a porta-potty being lifted several feet off the ground by a forklift.
2) I've visited the Amsterdam Red Light District.
3) I'm a thrice-published comic book artist.
Must be 2 or 3...
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1. I have had multiple interviews regarding my culinary career.
2. I despise Parisian Cuisine.
3. My knife bag's content total over a grand.
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i play again!!
1. i was once shoo'd away by a Chinese military officer after i found a giant missile under a blue tarp, sitting on the street outside of Beijing Technical University
2. i once blacked out after breathing in water while snorkeling in a pool full of barracudas after being hit in the head by a paddle boat while in Jamaica, only to be rescued and brought to shore by a tourist
3. i once got separated from my sister by a sandstorm that i had somehow intuitively knew was coming, despite never having been in a sandstorm before, and i escaped the sandstorm by hiding on a bus and passed the time by eating chocolate sea shells
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it is 2, it is 2!
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Rather obvious really! >>1060056
2 as I feel you were the one doing the saving.
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i got it?? ah ha!! i knew it, as you are so sophisticated <3 >>1060059>>1060057
it is... 3!!
i -did- have three boxes of chocolate sea shells with me, but i did not eat them. i waited on the bus, awkwardly holding them. i cannot even remember why i had so many chocolate seashells.
oOps. Didn't see these till after my guess. GLad to see I was right.>>1060059
Well? What's your guess?
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The French love it when people strong their ego.
Personally, I'm more of a fan of Norman and Lorie styles of cuisine.
Parisian is very much the center for haute cuisine, however. >>1060062
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oh oh oh
1. i had to help a friend of mine one time after he got a bunch of boy scouts upset and they duct taped him to a wooden bed and floated him out into the lake, but he is a deep sleeper, so he didn't wake up until he was like half way into the lake and we had to get a boat to bring him back
2. i was once in a mountain cave, in the Taroko Gorge of Taiwan, when it suddenly began to rain very hard, and the ceiling burst open and a waterfall fell in. my little sister was nearly swept away, so i jumped in to help her to the ledge before we continued through the cave to the other side
3. i was once in Japan, and was enjoying my day the park, when a deer charged a lady nearby and ate her plastic bag, spilling everything all over the floor, before it turned around and chased my sister for a minute and a half. i later gave it a pet, and a cookie, and took a picture with my new deer friend. >>1060062
funny esher c:
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i am very fond of southern french cuisine, myself! Provençal cuisine is my favorite, in France!
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I know the answer to this! I'll let others figure it out.>>1060029
That is incorrect! I've played 170 hours in ATS.
And I have a really nice wpm, but it's around 90 on average. I just make too many mistakes to make it above 100 reliably!>>1060034
Hmm, I'm gonna saaaaay 1! I don't think that's hard to believe but the others just make more interesting stories if they are true! >>1060045
I'm gonna go with 2. Scooter is a very sus name for a person!>>1060051
I think I recall you talking about 1. And I know you've published comics, though was it 3 of them already?
But I've never heard anything about the red light district so we're going 2!
Cause I definintely know knives can get expensive as fuck, so stacking up to over 1000 dollars isn't really all that steep. And I happen to know you've had an interview ere and ther ealready, soooo...>>1060064
Ding ding ding.
I've definitely told the first story before, cause I like to use it as an example of the stupid shit I am willing to do for a laugh. That was me starring in a commercial for a TV Comedy festival.
And yes, the third issue of the anthology comic came out recently. I got MY copy a month ago, but it just released officially on the webshop a week ago.
As for 2, no, I have never even been to the Netherlands. The closest I get to having visited any Red Light District is that I spent a fair amount of time in the Castro in San Francisco when I went there.
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I can speak for Andrea here, 1 is a true story!
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Ewww, went to SF and you didn't even visit me? I mean, you didn't even know of my existence at the time, but that's no excuse!
This was in like, 2013 m'dood.
I'd love to go to the US again, but money.
And also, I would prefer to do so when everything is a little less on fuckin' fire.
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I just go weak in the knees for an apple tart done right.
Provençal is wonderful! The Mediterranean really gets to shine there!
I was actually looking at requesting a stage at a few restaurants in Nice before the travel bans. >>1060069
But you really get what you pay for, for the most part, anything over 200 monies is when you REALLY have to question if it is worth it
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Well for knives there are a few really good brands that you can trust even if they are a bit on the higher end.
Wustof and Shun sit at the top. Some other nice ones are Aura but they are WAY out there and price.
1. I have never quit without two weeks notice
2. I once had to defend my drunk friend from a group of Hell's Angles by knocking him out and tossing him on the back of a pick-up and haul ass out.
3.The worst injury that I have ever sustained is when I was five. I feel in just the right spot on steps to fracture my skull and leave a permanent indent in my forehead.
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Shit I have no idea. I wanna say 2, but it's like one o those things that sound so specific it almost has to be true.
...is it 2 then?
Must be nice to have an interesting enough life to even come up with more than one post for a thread like this
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woah... so cool
is it two?? is it 2??>>1060071
i will come visit, we will come together!! i will come to see you and andrea and together... it is cookies time >>1060072
i love seafood c:
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It's one! >>1060079
Then please wait for me to visit you because the current restaurant I work out does not know flounder from charcoal.
I am waiting till Monday for a phonecall from my latest interview before I go back searching.
This place is a shithole that will lose in six months.
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1. I nearly avoided death (or severe injury) by choosing to randomly yield my right of way to a bus, when a truck came out of nowhere and plowed through the intersection right where I would have been.
2. I nearly avoided death (or severe injury) when working on a live electric device and completing the circuit causing a major spark that knocked me back and melting parts of the screwdriver.
3. I nearly avoided death (or severe injury) when demonstrating the proper way to clean a sharp blade, but I got careless, slipped my hand, and narrowly avoided severing and artery. >>1060064
I pick 3! Your sister was probably only chased for thirty seconds or so, haha.>>1060072
Okay, so we are mostly not on fire anymore! As we roll past summer, the fires go back into hibernation, waiting until next year when they are summoned by the ritual gender reveal parties of summer!>>1060075
Number 1. Sometimes you just have to gtfo from a place!>>1060079
Call center friend.
Considering doing it again.
Ah, glad to hear you've puled a take this ob and shove it!>>1060083
Shit, all of these are perfectly plausible.>gender reveal fires
WHen the entire country is a little less FIGURATIVELY on fire is what I meant
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I'll try this again:
1. I'm the first member of my family to get a hybrid vehicle.
2. Before she had me, my mother worked as an internationally traveling model.
3. My first real concert experience was witnessing the Dallas Symphony Orchestra playing with adult contemporary star Richard Marx.>>1060067
Nope! It is/was 3! Pets-wise, well, I've had horrid luck in this apartment. But it's also involved pets running away and me having to give away my latest cat. Thankfully, recently, the feline that I couldn't manage myself is doing well in his new home.
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i see... oh dear. you can do it, lamb friend <3 i believe>>1060081
so hard, so bargain! i will moony you here, i think>>1060083>>1060065
believe it or not, it was 1!! we had to go out there without a boat to get my friend!!
...my sister was chased for a full minute and a half, as i have a video i took instead of helping c: ho ho
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That's because they are two true stories and one true story changed up enough to be a lie!
You gotta pick one though. I promise you won't be stabbed for getting it wrong!>>1060077
The mundane can also work!
1. I once farted in my sleep, so loudly that it startled me awake
2. I like to drink coffee just to complain about the taste of coffee
3. I still keep from my childhood a little baggy with all my first teeth (I was afraid of the tooth fairy and didn't want her to visit me)>>1060087
Hmm, I'm gonna go with 3! It's just a shot in the dark.
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I'm also guessing two.
2 then. Sounds like a very violent electric reaction.
But my life is too boring for even mundane shit!
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i pick... 1! >>1060092
i pick... 3!
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Hey, I've had a pretty boring as hell life too! But I can still enjoy the thread! It's the guessing as much as the question supplying, am I right?>>1060092
I'm going with three. It sounds kind of gross to do that. You're a very nice, non-gross person.
Alright, let's see if these can do:
1) I've played the lead in a theatre production of a fairly well respected story here in Denmark
2) I've once rescued a very, very drunk tourist who'd gotten lost from her group in the middle of Copenhagen
3) I have a Master's Degree in Film and Media studies.>>1060096
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Oh, no, actually the lie is/was one. I've wanted a hybrid vehicle for a while. But I drive an energy efficient sort of Nissan sedan, so I think that my burden on the Earth isn't too bad.
I love classical music. The Dallas Symphony Orchestra is incredible. I wish that I could spend more time following the institution.
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Nope! I was trying to fix an AC on the ceiling at my old job. I just couldn't make these crooked pegs fit into the power on it. So I was trying to adjust something inside the socket with the screwdriver. No prob. But I twisted it and part of the screwdriver touched the metal exterior and that was a huge spark! I jumped back, fell down. The screwdriver was less lucky based on the black scorched and melted part in the side! >>1060095>>1060096
Haha, you got me! I thought the cover story might have been good enough to fool y'all!
But I do have a lot of things around left over from childhood!
1. I still have my childhood umbrella with a duck headed handle I named quackers
2. I still have my first stuffed animal, a bear I named John - after a kid down the street I never once met
3. I still have a writing pad from childhood with a dinosaur pattern on the back that I named dinopad>>1060095
Nope! I waited for the bus, and for some reason it was just hanging out. And I was like, what is up bus?! I'm waiting here! Then zoom! This got plows through the intersection in a big pickup truck. I'm lucky I waited!
The lie is the blade. I did exactly that, but I did not avoid severe injury, I put the thing all the way through the side of my finger! There was much blood, very cool actually. I have a picture of it somewhere that I will spare you all from, haha.>>1060097
I think, 2! It's believable but I think the others feel familiar.>>1060098
Ah, I took you for someone who would at least want a hybrid, but maybe not own one
Fug. The knife, then!
And nope, yer wrong. I used to have an evening shift as a telemarketer (ugh) in Copenhagen, and had to walk across the main city square where I saw a girl randomly walking up to people and rambling. I thought she begging or high or something, so I was about to ignore her too. It was kind of like a movie moment, I walked right past her, fully intent on just ignoring her and getting home... and then I heard her start crying, had that brief moment of thinking "I'm gonn regret this" to myself and turned around.
Turns out she was a tourist and her and her group had gotten VERY drunk and she'd gotten seperated from them and had no idea where her hotel was. I was headed to the central station anyway and decided I'd take her there and at least hand her over to security there since they'd probably be able to help her more than I could, so I basically let her hold on to my sleeve and slowly walked her there. Turned out her hotel was the one right next to the station, thank God.
But yeah, that one was a truth.
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I'm going to say that number one is a lie for the specific reason that, as a former Chicagoan who knows a lot about horrible rain, I think that umbrellas wear out relatively fast. Thus, you'd not keep one from childhood... it'd be too ragged and torn up.
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Yep, it was the knife (actually a food processor blade). I did not avoid severe injury, I put the thing all the way through the side of my finger! There was much blood!
Okay, then I'm going with 3. I know you do film and media stuff, but maybe you don't have a masters!>>1060101
You are correct that it is a lie! You are correct that it is beaten up and torn up. But you are wrong that I don't have it still! It's a lie because I never named it quackers :3
Also pictured, John and dinopad.
Why do I have the umbrella still? It actually has very little sentimental value. I was just poor and cheap and never let it go. I'm finally in my thirties got decent money, and I've replaced the umbrella. But it's so old, it just feels weird to toss a childhood memory now.
Correct. I have a Bachelor degree.
I didn't much like the school and didn't wanna go there anymore, so I didn't pursue a Master's.
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1. Despite being somebody whose personal history centers on LGBT relationships, the very first person that I ever actually even considered dating and had the courage to flirt with was actually the cis female leader of the local College Republicans, a Latina political activist and nice friend.
2. Despite being somebody who's lived in Texas for years and years while adoring all aspects of the state's culture from the art to the food to the music to many other things, I've actually never, ever been to the state capital: Austin.
3. Despite being somebody who's not visited my birthplace in the longest time, I feel so connected to the city of San Diego that beside me on my desk is a 1988 World Series collectable baseball (still in package) that celebrates the San Diego Padres (that year's National League champions).
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1. Jeg har afsluttet den danske træ i duolingo
2. Jeg har set Rita på netflix uden undertekster
3. Jeg læser nyheder fra de.dk for at øve>>1060105
Hmm, well I remember your mentioning having come from California, so maybe 3 is true. Then, between 1 and 2 I think I gotta pick 1! It's not the you couldn't or wouldn't, but that I just think you have to an explanation for 2.
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I played a fast one:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_League_pennant_winners#League_Championship_Series_era_(1969%E2%80%93present)
The Los Angeles Dodgers were the winners in 1988. The baseball that I have is from 1998
. That's when the Padres killed it.
Every single word that I said in that post was correct except for the fudged date. Sly, no?
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That's how you win at this game! Haha. Most of my lies are one degree from a truth. It doesn't help that I know nothing about sports and baseball. I just glazed over reading those details haha
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1. My younger sister lives in the same apartment complex I do, being so close that I can show up at her door in something like thirty seconds.
2. I got lucky enough to be in one of the front rows of a massively important Mitt Romney campaign event back in 2011 and still, to this day despite all of my personal changes, have a clip of his remarks up on my personal YouTube page.
3. My favorite band is a tie between British pop rockers the Beatles and U.S. punk rockers the Ramones.
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1. I use ze/zir pronouns, I just don't bother correcting anyone on usage.
2. I have multiple parasols, to match my mood when I go for a midday stroll
3. I own the ikea blåhaj shark, and I love them very much! >>1060113
OOo, this is hard. Like, this is all very believable. I feel music is so important to you, you have to be trying to slide a minor inconsistent detail by here. Some kind of technicality! So I'm gonna try 3.
You're right that I'm still being sneaky. Exactly. But I succeeded in misdirecting you nonetheless.
Number one is/was the lie. It's my younger brother
that I live right by. My sister
isn't far at all, really, but it's a good twenty-five minutes of a drive instead of a breezy walk.
I'm kind of happy that you're getting so close, though. Heh. This is more fun of a game than I thought at first.
Not that anybody likely cares, but the aforementioned clip is:>
[Edit] Oh, for some reason my text got garbled. Sorry about that. I need to make a guess.
Uhhhh... what about two winding up being the lie? All of them seem right on the money. I've zero confidence in my guess. But two is a nice number, right?
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Number 2 is truth! I mean, I only have two parasols, but that's still multiple haha. One is purple and frilly and the other is red on the outside and looks like fruit with seeds on it on the inside ^_^
1 is the lie. I actually use any pronouns. As in, my preference is that people mix them up and use them how they feel about me in the moment. I had this coworker who did that randomly with me, this was before I was even out as trans non binary! But I loved that she just called me as she felt about me. So yeah, I prefer any pronouns. Though I usually don't bother telling people, they're just gonna 'choose' male pronouns anyway if I make that an equally valid choice and that doesn't really upset me. It's just not euphoric either.
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Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me. Personally, I'm kind of the same. I prefer "they" and "them", but I'm not one to put that much investment in pronouns.
I'm lucky to have a gender neutral real name that I've gone by since childhood too. That helps a lot. Yeah.
I kind of think of "Pseudo" as my co-real-name as well, hah, and that term doesn't even have anything to do with gender one bit!
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I think what matters to me more than pronouns is how people feel about me. Which, I can't really make anyone feel different about me via pronoun enforcement anyway. If this society was a bit more open minded about gender, I'd probably enjoy going by something like fae/faer. But I get no joy in trying to be an enforcer for neopronouns. I feel things are at a stage where maybe I can get away with at least not be discriminated terribly for who I am, but I don't think there's much more to get than that.
I kinda don't know what to call myself. That's why I post anonymously. I was going by thorax for a while, which was just a best option out of no great options. I go by my real name on discord, out of a lack of inspiration. Maybe I should just go with no pronouns, don't refer to me. Haha.
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oh wow! so many prompts since i left ><
i'll do another set then :))
1. I have the Nostalgia Critics autograph on a Mama Smurph toy
2. i have a picture on my wall drawn by a kid who thought i was a girl, and had a crush on me
3. I have a statue of Cao Cao of given to me by my Sifu before he moved to washington
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Yeah, pronouns are very
important to a lot of people, and I can kind of understand why. Still, I'm just not like that. I dislike certain terms such as "sir", yes, but well... I mean, like I said, I simply really like both my real-life name and "Pseudo". So, hah, life is fine.>>1060141
Hey, Star, how's your weekend been so far? You still working on animation projects that involve a lot of storyboarding and that kind of work? Your hands tired, hah?>*surprise hug*
Now, to the game! Let's look at these individually, in depth, shall we? Yep!
1. I think that the Nostalgia Critic has been gradually reducing his public appearances. Plus, I don't know if he's alright with autographing things. Seems like a fishy story.
2. At the risk of coming across as a bit cringe in typing this, well, I guess that I'll have to think that this is plausible since from the one image that I've seen at you... you look immensely cute.
And you're into doodling fan-arts in general while having many friends who're also artists. This makes sense.
3. Your Sifu seems, from what I've heard, like an awesome individual that would totally do this. Plausible story? Yeah.
So... I say "one"!
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well today has been my friday, so i went to work earlier today. and that was alright, aside from a surprise political discussion that was less than pleasant. but outside of that, it was a good day. then i hung out with a buddy of mine, played some FF10, and drew my latest cutegirltober pic>pic related>hugs and kajis <3
and you are incorrect!
i do have a signed mama smurph toy by Doug Walker!
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Oh, I see! And you're very welcome! <3
Not that it's a big deal, but would you consider drawing more of Liten, the Swedish national personification rabbit (personification isn't quite the right terminology, as she's a furry character, but you know what I mean)? I really love the one piece that you did a bit ago. And she counts for 'Cutegirltober' for sure.
She's no canon personality, but I'd like to think that she's like you. Hah. If that's not also too cringe to type out.
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well my current theme is all noelle themed. so i probably wouldn't draw Liten if it wasn't relevant to the prompt. however, i do accept commissions if you want me to ^^
and that's very sweet of you <3
also, any other guesses on my statements?
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Maybe I'll do a more 'confessions' orientated take on the game?
1. Despite being highly educated and having a resume with some nice positions at my college and elsewhere, I've actually been unemployed for quite a long while due to personal reasons and other things.
2. Despite having spent quite a lot of time cleaning my apartment, I still have four large bins of just 'general odds and ends' in front of me that I've little clue what exactly do with.
3. Despite brushing my teeth diligently and going to the dentist frequently enough, I struggle with dental health to the point that I'm about to get a root canal costing several hundred dollars over the rest of the month.>>1060148
Oh, I was going to have a turn to be the one who supplies the one-two-three. Sorry if I stepped out of line. I just wanted to do it one last time (I think).
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you can continue to guess and make another 2truth/1lie thing, they aren't mutually exclusive. but it is up to you ^^
hmm... i'm gonna guess 1 is the lie. i think you have a job :))
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Oh, I love your confidence in me. I really do. And I've worked some fairly fantastic jobs in the past.
However, I've got to admit that both one and two are completely true. Career wise, I was actually set to volunteer for different places and end my unemployment spell at the beginning of the year (of course, work is work and a job is a job whether or not you're being paid). But then, you know, the coronavirus happened.
It's three that's the lie. And it's a half-truth. I do need a root canal. But I can't come up with the money, hah. Going to have to wait until sometime in the middle of next year, after both saving up some dosh and also negotiating with my health insurance company.
And... hey, well, I could guess more stuff about you from what you've previously posted, but why don't you do the one-two-three thing one more time?
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aww that sucks :// i'm sorry that you got derailed like that in your life!>hugs <3
and i've had a root canal once, and that was not a fun experience, but if you need it, you need it. I do hope you get the funds you need to get it done my friend!
and i could do the 2t/1l thing more, but y'all need to guess one more time on the previous one for me ^^
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I will jump in and make one more before bed. Evil edition, haha.
1. I stole over 300 dollars worth of merchandise from a store
2. I set off an explosive device at school
3. I achieved the rank of Eagle Scout through deception
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oooh look at you!>hugs and kajis <3
you are so evil XDD
i'll say 3, cause i just can't see you being a scout
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>>1060155>*snuggles with you*
Thank you, seriously, for all of your supportive words, friend.
And, oh, as far as guessing goes: I've seen your OP for this thread but not any of your answers for it yet (those being buried in the thread's midsection before I came in). So, I'll look at the OP one more time.
Hmmmmmmmm... I've got to say three is the lie. I'm not sure though if you're meaning "monopoly money" as some kind of a joke or like some play on words. Sorry, it likely is some kind of a reference that's zooming over my head, hah.
I'm really interested in hearing more about the OP's first two statements. Do tell. Please.
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no prob ^^
and you don't need to go all the way to the beginning, i was just talkin about this one :PP >>1060141
but if you are curious, the OP 3rd choice is true! i did get a $2700 blazer with monopoly money :PP
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Interesting. Why not?
That's a truth! I am an eagle scout, and I cheated my way through one requirement for one required merit badge. You needed to maintain a fitness plan and log it for three months. And in senior year I was so depressed and anxious, I just couldn't manage. So close to making rank, I just fabricated 90% of it. Not my proudest moment, but I guess I forgive myself. I wasn't in a great place.
So did I blow up a piece of my school? Or make off with some ill gotten gains?
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huh? you learn something new every day!
i dunno, you seem to be just so free spirited and chill, too much for a ranked group setting like the Scouts. I was in scouts for a month before i dropped it.
and i don't blame you, you were goin through shit, and a thing like your eagle scout thing would be a bit more rough if you didn't make it, so i won't judge you
and i can easily imagine you blowing up the school in a chemistry lab accidentally making napalm or something; mostly cause i knew a kid who accidentally made napalm in his garage
plus i don't see you bein a thief ^^
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Oh, hah, sure. I'm supposing that there's no such picture on your wall but you do have such a statue somewhere, likely directly across from where you're located right as I type this. Correct?
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actually i do have the picture on my wall! when i was like 8ish or something, my parents said that a kid with poor eyesight saw me at some farm fieldtrip thing and thought i was cute, so he drew a picture of me apparently collecting hay on the ground
the statue i mentioned does exist, but it's not of Cao Cao. It's a Guan Yu statue ^^
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Ah, well I have almost nothing in common with my 17yo self! So you are maybe right about me, but not teen me :3
And it sounds like you guess 1 then, which is in fact the lie! I have, more times than I can count, gone back into a store to correct an error that was in my favor. I once walked back in and asked a cashier to charge me 50¢ for undercharging me one donut! They looked incredibly annoyed by this, haha. Just wasting their time no doubt.
But! That explosion was no accident! I created that explosion deliberately in the middle of a quad no less. It was a dry ice bomb, the chemistry teacher knew it was disallowed to let kids have dry ice for basically what I did. But they just handed it out unsupervised anyway, maybe the perks of being honors class. Creating a dry ice explosive out of it is as easy as dropping it in a water bottle and leaving it somewhere. I didn't want to hurt anyone, I just was dumb and wanted to see it blow up. Fortunately, nobody got near it and it didn't cause any harm. But there was plenty potential for it. Besides that, easily would have been expelled if I was caught.
So yeah, the lesson is kids are stupid and they don't have fully formed brains and they should be kept away from dangerous things! My teenaged self especially, haha
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I think that you did accidentally pull something at your school. It's plausible. You're not the thieving type. I'm on board with >>1060163
Hah, tricky! But then it's fun doing little moves like that, no?
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Haha, like i said in >>1060167
, it was no accident! I did not have a very healthy childhood, what can I say. Just glad that I'm really only one who ever got hurt from all the crazy shit that I did.
Well that's it for me. Night y'all ^_^
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jeeze, you are way more honest at the stores than i am. like i don't steal, but i do enjoy an accidental error in my favor when it happens. i'm not such a goody little two shoes at all times :PP
ah cool! i remember doing that same thing in a class, but using Liquid Nitrogen instead of Dry Ice! but that is such a cool thing.
but you have major cajones to do it yourself and risk getting expelled! you cray cray!
your teenage self was a lawless rebel, but also expert boyscout?>>1060169>>1060169
hehe, what can i say, the smallest moves make the biggest impacts <3
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>>1060171>your teenage self was a lawless rebel, but also expert boyscout?
I'm a person of many talents. One part scoundrel rogue, one part virtuous cleric, all parts cutie :3
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That's all quite interesting. Hah. Sleep well, friend.>>1060171
So, hmmmmmm, should I go ahead and do one more one-two-three post in a moment? Or are peeps going to bed right now, leaving me the odd one out, hah?
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you are full of chaotic energy, wrapped in a cute package!>hugs and kajis <3
goodnight thorax <3>>1060169
goodnight psuedo!>hugs and kajis <3
i'm goin to bed
so post it if you want, but i won't get to it till later :PP
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I'll wait a bit. Why not? Can't wait until we chat some more in the future, for real.
Night, night! <3
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ok i´ll play along
1. One time the cops barged into our house because we where involved in a bank heist
2. One time our cat decided it was smart idea to sneak around the bushes to attack a wild moose that was in our garden
3. The cops stopped me while i was driving a Audi 100 because the rear of the car was scraping the asphalt
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Christ,,, these are not some easy goings... im worreid about you.
i truly hope for the 3:rd option. but i have a sneaking susupoion it´s #1
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People like me
Oh wait thats 3 lies; im not good at this game.
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Maybe, though I'm running out of interesting things about myself, I'll do one final round in addition... a furry related round!
1. I currently am assembling a fox type fursuit, only having the head finished at the moment.
2. Although I've been involved in the fandom for years, I didn't start physically attending meet-ups until this past spring due to my shyness and social anxiety offline (but then I attended multiple this spring, pre-coronavirus).
3. My favorite manga is Beastars.
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I know it may mean little coming from me but I like you and I think you have a bustling, energetic, and underappreciated mind. In fact I picture that your life must be some kind of continuous adventure, and often have the impression of you as a Zorro of the San Leandro legal circuit.
As for whether or not you are cute I can't say; but as far as that goes I'll quote one of my old roommates who replied to me, when I remarked on the thumb-headed appearance of one of the linebackers in his football fantasy game, "I don't care what he looks like as long as he can play ball."
And so, with deepest devotion to you, I will say that number one must be the lie.
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you a strong pone <3 if you allow me to stand at your side with love and support you will survive many things >>1060207
im getting a huncyh ans sadying #2
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Correct! I'm planning on getting a fursuit, but I've got to improve my crafting skills a ton
first! All I've got right now are mere ideas and plans!
What's up with you this weekend, anyways, anon? You working? Or having time off?>>1060211
Nah, see above, one was the lie. Both two and three are absolutely true. Yep.
Anyways, how are you doing this fine weekend? Able to relax? Chill out?
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oh i see!
well learn alkl those best skills with your project. please keep us updated! i soo wanna get into cosplay and prop making
im cold.... it´s darn tooting cold outside and inside the house ( bad heat source ) but doing better from the panic angst attack i had during the week. so that´s something i guess
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You still working on getting different boats up and seaworthy? How's that? I'm curious.
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well now it´s fall and soon winter. so now im mostly prepping the boats.
but to give you some answers ill say:
Spitfire ( a 13 foot yellow 1980´s selco with a outbard 50 horse mercury ). that needs some new plaster here and there. The engine runs good on land. but as soon you hit the waters and run full throttle it bogs and stalls.
So i suspect the garbs needs cleaning and a new gasket!
then we have the white runner ) A 13-14 foot boat build in Norway called Sunwin. that have a 40 horse Evinrude outboard. that runs great. but needs some new plaster in the bottom. after a faulty trailer scraped it.
then there´s the big selco ( unsure the size. ) but it has a inboard volvo b18. that has some internal damage and leaks ALL oil. so need to find a new engine for it.
once found a properly engine for it. it´s some internal wood work to make it look better.>>1060217
Of course... AH! sadly i must say i don't own those OC´s. Delta wee ( the blue mare ) belongs to Shinodage
as well trash pony ( the brown one ) belongs to RedXBacon i often tends to swap avatars posting depending the mood >this is my own oc
But, uhm. thank you. and about the boats read the reply upwards ^^;
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Sorry to hear about your brother. I hope that visiting his gravesite is a positive opportunity for reflection. I'm lucky enough that my three sibling have nice relationships with me, right now, and I cherish that personally. I can't imagine what losing one of them would be like.
What kind of car? I'm curious. Was repairing it difficult?>>1060219
Interesting. Thanks for telling me. Looks like you've got plenty ahead of you.
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Thanks. i MAY do a build vlog/blog for it all next spring. might not. depends.
and yeah add like 2 project cars and a house. So yeah i have my hands full.>>1060221
yea, sicne it was "cheap" on the second hand market. so you get to toy with this n that.
no.. but a friend of mine have a type of a miami vice boat with a v8 engine. that thing is cool!
So no, only smaller sport boats and HT boats. i wish i had the place and money for boats like those!
thank you, im happy with him. and you´re welcome!
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not a bad car that you worked on!
and was nice to talk to you too anon also... it was my #3 that was a lie. it was a yellow opel parked outside the house and drove off. so the cops thought it was ours
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Okay, I'll do one last round, but then I'm done. This one will be about interests in particular. Hope that nobody minds me going again, hah.
1. The last song that I listened to was "Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)" by power pop band the Raspberries, one of my favorite groups.
2. The last television program that I watched was I Can See Your Voice, a Fox (hah) series about singing that's one of my favorite things that's just gotten started .
3. The last chapter of a comic that I've read was a part of Ishuzoku Reviewers (Interspecies Reviewers), an infamous piece about humans getting lewd with non-humans.
You got it!
Last thing that I've read online was a chapter of Elf-san wa Yaserarenai
(Elves Can't Diet
), something that also involves humans interacting with non-humans but is far more about romantic teasing than anything explicit. It's fantastic. Really recommended.
Might as well link the song that I mentioned? Why not? Here it is:
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oooh i see
and thank you for the song recommendation
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You want to go a round? Propose three statements about yourself? And, hey, so what music have you listened to last, I'm curious, too?
unsure what to think of...
well the ones that have been on repeat lately is this one>
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But 1 and 2 are mutually exclusive so it has to be one of them?>>1060026>didn't specify
Now... Listen here you little sh....! :)
Jeez! That's a lot of different colours!Sorry for ignoring the rest of the thread. Just remembered I left this post here and felt like replying.
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Gave this a shot. Got to say that I enjoy it. I'm a sucker for these types of female vocals. Thanks for posting.
may i share another~?>
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Hey, that's also pretty fun. Nice one. Thank you.
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glad you liked em^^