No.1042445[Last 50 Posts]
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Pony Life is incoming, so brace yourself!https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ul9a7
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it;s actually not that bad
its really not
i was s surprised
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I like it so far! It's kinda like compressed episodes.
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it's cute and charming! while it's not on par with the original show, it's actually pretty fun, if a bit overthetop at times
that being said, what's the deal with the potions? they seem oddly in focus for being non-important to the story.
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Probably "we're gonna sell potion toys, work them into the episodes."
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that would make sense. although what would these potions be? are they gonna be an actual liquid you can drink? or is it just something that comes along with the toy like a tiny plastic bottle?
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Probably not the former, it might be a regulatory nightmare.
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i dunno, i can see them coming out with a series of fruit juice drinks called Pony Life Potions, or something to that degree ^^
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that be really cool, although they oughta be careful, since in the show they drink the darn things. so whatever they make, it's gotta be absolutely clear whether it is meant to be dranked or not :PP>>1042481
i'll drink to that bro!
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I can't recall if the original show was so frivolous with them.
Since they show them as actually magical, it's kind of strange to just have them be sipped like they're soda.
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So... is this like the G3.5 of G4?
I mean, it's not bad, at least they kept the original voice actors, but at the same time I see it as it's own thing.
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Not even 2 minutes in and they're doing drugs.
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Yeah man, them ions from that pot is just what ponies crave.
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not only that... but what is it with all the screaming?
in all cartoons nowdays, so much screaming
Kids like that sort of thing.
My guess would be that all these cartoons are literally competing with more things for kids attention and being loud is one way to get attention.
What was there when I was a kid, besides cartoons? There was the super nintendo and outside. That's it. Three choices. Super Nintendo, Cartoons and Outside. Now there's a million things in every kid's pocket.
it's lead to a style of cartoon that doesn't appeal to anyone but those who grew up in those specific circumstances.
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And we all know that even if cartoons can be nice they're just long-form advertisements so profits must be maximized for shareholders.
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Perhaps. But they would never get to if they weren't making a profit. Would they?
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Oh yeah, no doubt. But in the end it doesn't matter how good your cartoon is if kids don't want the associated toys.
Although, I don't remember a lot of toys from the golden age of Cartoon Network?
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This totally blow my perception of the whole thing to bits.
It's not black and white.
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Nah, sorry if it came off as anything but a little weird, honestly I did just argue something black and white and it's a lot more nuanced than that.
I was being dumb.
Alright. Well yes, it's not black and white. What you said about cartoons being toy commercials was a lot more true in the 80s (because of Ronald Reagan. Seriously.)
But yes, obviously not all cartoons have toylines they are trying to sell. They make their money the same way non-cartoon TV shows do, through sponorship and commercials, and digital/bluray sales. Some cartoons get popular and start a toyline, but that isn't their main goal, it's just profits the IP can make on the side.
A very small subset of cartoons are made specifically to push a toyline. Cartoons based on properties owned by Hasbro (a toy company) are usually in this category. This includes things like G.I. Joe, Transformers and My Little Pony.
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how is it? was it good?
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i will say this
it makes miss the original a lot
and it REALLY makes me miss starlight glimmer as its not the same without her
that being said, it's not as bad as some were saying it was gonna be
that also being said, it is worth watching
...it's okay at best
and meh at worst
Pick a cartoon. Any cartoon whatsoever. New, reboot, sequel, whatever.
Every single one of them has, if you are o believe the intenret, singlehandedly destroyed all of civilization by existing and poisoned mankind forever.
There's a reason I don't pay attention to what folks have to say about anything upcoming until its actually out and I watch a bit myself.
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Don't ever make the mistake of thinking things can't get any worse.
"Well its not not worse than i thought" good one Twi.
Who knew Fim .5 was gonna be Ren n Stimpy. *shrug, hasbro can't hurt me. I permanently live in season 5 or so.
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I thought it was pretty abysmal, Moony>>1042536
She's wrong though.
When you deal with autism, you got to make the cartoon more niche-like.
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Well, the correlation does suggest a theory that perhaps the decline in children's programming quality may be causing autism.
If only i had found pony sooner, but it was too late for me by then. Sigh
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how are you not bored of this shtick, manley?
you do this to me every time
im not upset, just curious
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ah, well, will be nice to see her again
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not even enough to say her name right?
look, i fully understand if you know about her in general
thats one thing
but her name is easy to remember
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she's the most powerful unicorn in Equestrian history.
Like, she literally figuratively becomes Dumbledore by the end of the series.
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And whos fault is that, you anti-later-seasons-guy. If you watched, you'd know the dragon queen accused Starlight of being indistinguishable from Twilight. That would give you much better annoy-Mikie ammo than puns.>>1042561
Oooooo looks like a new Tia sex toy is included in the lineup! Must have!
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she isn't even an alicorn though
her and twilight maybe on par
but i think twilight has a bit more power
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Depends which ep. They made a point of showing she's on an Alicorn power level at least and then they dialed it way back for a while.
Kinda like the way they simply forgot about the rainbow magic which was too powerful so instead of getting into consensus and leadership issues regarding sharing power, it simply ceased to exist and is never spoken of again.
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>>1042566> kiss my unicorn
I take it back
This series has absolutely all the potentials!
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And blow kisses
Never underestimate the Haz, bro.
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yeah, and those were simply implications at best
granted, it's no secret that starlight is very powerful
she rightfully is
but her and twilight in terms on power seem to be almost on par
That seems a little antithetical to the rules the series set up surrounding magic, but since I didn't see how she got to that point, maybe there's some explanation for the discrepancy. >>1042566
The dragon what?
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At any rate, we're at ponies chugging potions like it doesn't give them magical cancer, so there's that.
AT least we know pinkie's gonna be a Reality TV show starlet now
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Why does Fluttershy have a body pillow??
She must really love Dolphins...>>1042617lol
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Why are there lipstick marks on that pillow?
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i really do not like the theme song at all. i will have to watch this in short pieces
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All in all, it's a regular MLP story performed by ponies who had way too much cafeine.
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It was a normal story from later seasons.
But I miss Starlight.
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Well, Flutters is apparently very heavy into fish now.
So I suppose you'd be down with that.
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I did it on porpoise.
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Otter know what to say
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Teen Titans Go has its moments
But if Pony Life goes full TTG style humour, then I'm outtie for realsies
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The style and pacing is so obnoxious... at least to me.
Then again, I haven't watched pony stuff in years. I still need to watch seasons 7 and 8.
But, Monster High have knees and elbows.
They included the dolphin lewds meme on Fluttershy!
I am out.
What if dolphins are sentient in Equestria?
Did you know that Dolphins are one of only three species on Earth that have sex for pleasure?>>1042722
Teen Titans Go sucks.
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The others are humans and Fluttershy> Teen Titans Go sucks
Honestly, overall I can agree.
But it can be a guilty pleasure gold mine at times.
>>1042801>humans have sex for pleasure
The things people will believe.
*tbc these are supposed to be jokes? just in case.
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This is what T.S. Eliot was talking about when he wrote that "April is the cruelest month."
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Not sure if this is an appropriate direction to go, but I find it a weird trivia.
Brainscans could work, but I don't think scientist managed to hold every single animal in place to do the scan during the deed.
What I do know is that a lot of common animals engage in self-pleasuring activities, which I will find weird if there's no gratification to be gotten from it.>>1042896
He was off by a few months, though
I do wonder if somewhere in the future someone will use that poem in a documentary to review 2020
Well, I mean, probably not. Corona will kill most of us in August/September or something
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'Pony Life' seems like what a lot of other cartoons are like nowadays. It's decidedly "tween" and doesn't suffer from the split viewership that FiM had: it will have the audience it is written for. It's "My Little Pony" with puberty.