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Pony Life is incoming, so brace yourself!
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how is it? was it good?


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i will say this

it makes miss the original a lot

and it REALLY makes me miss starlight glimmer as its not the same without her

that being said, it's not as bad as some were saying it was gonna be

that also being said, it is worth watching  

...it's okay at best

and meh at worst


Pick a cartoon. Any cartoon whatsoever. New, reboot, sequel, whatever.

Every single one of them has, if you are o believe the intenret, singlehandedly destroyed all of civilization by existing and poisoned mankind forever.

There's a reason I don't pay attention to what folks have to say  about anything upcoming until its actually out and I watch a bit myself.


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Don't ever make the mistake of thinking things can't get any worse.

"Well its not not worse than i thought" good one Twi.

Who knew Fim .5 was gonna be Ren n Stimpy.  *shrug, hasbro can't hurt me.  I permanently live in season 5 or so.


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I thought it was pretty abysmal, Moony

She's wrong though.

When you deal with autism, you got to make the cartoon more niche-like.


Who the fuck is Starbright Shimmer?


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Well, the correlation does suggest a theory that perhaps the decline in children's programming quality may be causing autism.

If only i had found pony sooner, but it was too late for me by then.  Sigh


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fair enough

how are you not bored of this shtick, manley?  

you do this to me every time


im not upset, just curious


It's probably been years since the last time I asked you who Carlight Dimmer was!



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uh huh...

ah, well, will be nice to see her again


You know I actually don't know who this character is, right?


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not even enough to say her name right?

look, i fully understand if you know about her in general

thats one thing

but her name is easy to remember


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she's the most powerful unicorn in Equestrian history.

Like, she literally figuratively becomes Dumbledore by the end of the series.


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And whos fault is that, you anti-later-seasons-guy.  If you watched, you'd know the dragon queen accused Starlight of being indistinguishable from Twilight.  That would give you much better annoy-Mikie ammo than puns.

Oooooo looks like a new Tia sex toy is included in the lineup!  Must have!


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she isn't even an alicorn though

her and twilight maybe on par

but i think twilight has a bit more power


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Depends which ep.  They made a point of showing she's on an Alicorn power level at least and then they dialed it way back for a while.

Kinda like the way they simply forgot about the rainbow magic which was too powerful so instead of getting into consensus and leadership issues regarding sharing power, it simply ceased to exist and is never spoken of again.


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> kiss my unicorn
I take it back

This series has absolutely all the potentials!


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And blow kisses

Never underestimate the Haz, bro.


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yeah, and those were simply implications at best

granted, it's no secret that starlight is very powerful

she rightfully is

but her and twilight in terms on power seem to be almost on par


Oh well the making up silly names for her is me expressing I don't know who it is in a humorous way.


That seems a little antithetical to the rules the series set up surrounding magic, but since I didn't see how she got to that point, maybe there's some explanation for the discrepancy.

The dragon what?


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At any rate, we're at ponies chugging potions like it doesn't give them magical cancer, so there's that.

AT least we know pinkie's gonna be a Reality TV show starlet now


or as a pal o mine calls it



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Why does Fluttershy have a body pillow??
She must really love Dolphins...


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Why are there lipstick marks on that pillow?


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i really do not like the theme song at all. i will have to watch this in short pieces



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All in all, it's a regular MLP story performed by ponies who had way too much cafeine.


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even fluttershy?


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It was a normal story from later seasons.
But I miss Starlight.


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Well, Flutters is apparently very heavy into fish now.
So I suppose you'd be down with that.


Thats racist.  Dolphins are NOT fish!


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I did it on porpoise.


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Otter know what to say


Equestria Girls exists for one reason only, and it's because Monster High was popular.

Pony Life exists for one reason only, and it's because Teen Titans Go is popular.


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Teen Titans Go has its moments
But if Pony Life goes full TTG style humour, then I'm outtie for realsies


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The style and pacing is so obnoxious... at least to me.

Then again, I haven't watched pony stuff in years. I still need to watch seasons 7 and 8.


But, Monster High have knees and elbows.

What gives.




They included the dolphin lewds meme on Fluttershy!

I am out.


What if dolphins are sentient in Equestria?

Did you know that Dolphins are one of only three species on Earth that have sex for pleasure?

Teen Titans Go sucks.


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The others are humans and Fluttershy

> Teen Titans Go sucks
Honestly, overall I can agree.
But it can be a guilty pleasure gold mine at times.


> one of only three species on Earth that have sex for pleasure

I happen to know there are at least 4.


Humans, dolphins and bonobo apes.


>humans have sex for pleasure

The things people will believe.

*tbc these are supposed to be jokes?  just in case.


>Dolphins are one of only three species on Earth that have sex for pleasure
How do you distinguish between doing something for pleasure vs doing it out of instinct?  


I'm sure there's ways to tell.


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This is what T.S. Eliot was talking about when he wrote that "April is the cruelest month."


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Not sure if this is an appropriate direction to go, but I find it a weird trivia.
Brainscans could work, but I don't think scientist managed to hold every single animal in place to do the scan during the deed.

What I do know is that a lot of common animals engage in self-pleasuring activities, which I will find weird if there's no gratification to be gotten from it.

He was off by a few months, though

I do wonder if somewhere in the future someone will use that poem in a documentary to review 2020
Well, I mean, probably not. Corona will kill most of us in August/September or something


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'Pony Life' seems like what a lot of other cartoons are like nowadays. It's decidedly "tween" and doesn't suffer from the split viewership that FiM had: it will have the audience it is written for. It's "My Little Pony" with puberty.

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